Robert Pattinson Doesn't Shower

Quickies!: Robert Pattinson Is Stinky

Posted by: Annika Harris Filed in: news
4:00PM, Wednesday March 25th 2009

His hair isn’t the only thing Robert Pattinson doesn’t wash. His body odor is driving people on the “New Moon” set crazy, according to a source. [DListed]

Okay, so I thought the whole rappers stealing whole movie scenes for their videos was so over. But apparently not because Eminem recreates “Rain Man” for his “We Made You” video. Hopefully he pays homage and doesn’t poke fun at savants. [Perez Hilton]

Avril Lavigne describes her first fragrance as “me in a bottle.” So it smells like booze, cigarettes, and a doomed marriage? I wouldn’t want to smell like her or these other celebs. [People]

Genital piercings are on the rise as women try to get more clitoral stimulation during sex. Why don’t they just challenge their partner to give them pleasure? That’s a lot safer. [Lemondrop]

Phallic “art,” visible from only the air or on Google Earth, has been popping up on lawns and the roofs of buildings. [Huffington Post]

Some poor schmuck actually allowed a Swedish tattoo mag to ink their latest issue on his thigh. Hopefully he works for the mag and won’t get laid off anytime soon. [Tare Lugnt via The Daily What]

Sometimes a photo comes along that thaws our cold, bitter hearts just for a second. But this photo of a kitten and a dog’s muzzle will keep us warm inside at least until tomorrow morning. [Urlesque]

comments

salmonthat
wrote on March 25 2009 @ 07:16 pm: [report]

It’s not RPattz’s fault he stinks. The English haven’t quite come around to the notion that bathing is necessary.

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on March 25 2009 @ 07:44 pm: [report]

There happens to be a very nice young woman who resides in London who posts here. She is very friendly, and wouldn’t like that horribly irresponsible remark, stick to calling the Hungarians stinky.

Krissy
wrote on March 25 2009 @ 08:27 pm: [report]

why does it seem the hottest actors have an aversion to bathing? I’ve heard similar stories about Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp.

fallenangel915
wrote on March 25 2009 @ 09:09 pm: [report]

I remember wayy back in the day when “Clueless” first came out and Alicia Silverstone said she only bathed once per week and did not shave her legs. Every time I saw her after that, that’s what I thought about. I mean, seriously. How gross! And this RPattz guy looks like he smells horrible. Blegh.

Jamie Lee
wrote on March 26 2009 @ 07:31 am: [report]

i used to date a british guy…he was probably the best smelling man i have ever met…and so were his friends…so idk about this notion that british men don’t shower and are smelly…

brainysmurf13
wrote on April 2 2009 @ 12:30 pm: [report]

EXCUSE ME?????????? I hate anyone who disses ANY Twilight star! They are the AWESOMEST!

I HATE THE PEROSON WHO POSTED THIS BECAUSE YOU ARE A LOWLIFE WHO HAS NO STAR POTENTIAL AND HAS TO TRY TO BRING DOWN AN AWESOME ACTOR!

I HATE YOU!!!

Annika Harris
wrote on April 2 2009 @ 12:41 pm: [report]

Lowlifes of the world unite and vow to wash all stinky guys. @brainysmurf13 You’re not the first person to hate me and you probably won’t be the last.

frisky Lady
wrote on April 20 2009 @ 05:20 pm: [report]

cant you smell the bull #&@$% people will come up with? He does not smell bad Geee.

1andonlytruebeliever
wrote on May 3 2009 @ 03:58 pm: [report]

People need to just leave him alone.

SUNNY
wrote on May 16 2009 @ 03:51 pm: [report]

excuse me guys. but you are missing the point.he is an awesome music artist and an actor.i wish i knew how to let him know that.

theattack
wrote on May 16 2009 @ 08:36 pm: [report]

I think it’s hilarious that everyone’s arguing about how he smells when this was just supposed to be citing what others have said about him. It’s not like the writer personally smelled him and said she thinks he smells bad. Chill out, ladies. I’m going to guess you haven’t been close enough to smell him either.

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