Evan Rachel Wood And Mickey Rourke Kiss

Quickies!: WTF! Evan Rachel Wood And Mickey Rourke Kissed, Plus Never-Ending Orgasms

Posted by: Annika Harris Filed in: news
6:00PM, Tuesday January 27th 2009

Mickey Rourke tongue-wrestled with Evan Rachel Wood at the SAG Awards after-party. It’s official: Wood has seriously questionable taste in men. [Candy Kirby]

“Lipstick Jungle” may return to TV, but if you really need a SATC substitute, you should just watch the original on cable. [Perez Hilton]

Matt Damon hates all the Jason Bourne vs. James Bond crap. “They could never make a James Bond movie like any of the Bourne films. Because Bond is an imperialist, misogynist sociopath who goes around bedding women and swilling martinis and killing people. He’s repulsive,” he said. I couldn’t have said it better, Matt. [Dlisted]

The tricks Cesar Millan uses to train pooches can actually be used to train your man. This brings new meaning to “men are dogs.” [Your Tango]

Feeling aroused for hours, days, and even weeks is more of curse than a blessing for women suffering from persistent sexual arousal syndrome. Not much is known about what causes this condition, but I personally know that using a too strong vibrator can cause orgasmic spasms days later. [Dear Sugar]

These budget-friendly accessories will definitely update your look. [Shine]

The “breastaurant,” a restaurant like Hooters where tits and ass are the appetizers, has proven to be recession-proof. Two Hooters competitors are opening in Texas. [Asylum]

comments

vanya
wrote on January 27 2009 @ 06:08 pm: [report]

For Evan’s sake, I hope Mickey has conquered his anger management “issues” from the days when he used to beat up his wife, Carré Otis.

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on January 27 2009 @ 09:37 pm: [report]

I like the hair.

Linz
wrote on January 27 2009 @ 10:34 pm: [report]

I’d take Jason Bourne or Matt Damon any day over James Bond.

Tamara
wrote on January 28 2009 @ 12:33 am: [report]

I love Bond and I love Bourne. Bond has the 3 B’s brains, brawn and bitches. Everything I look for when my testosterone spikes and I feel like swilling scotch and smoking cigars. Bourne is for when I need to have an action flick that makes me think and of course when I want to hear some Moby. In a lot of ways Bond is like red meat, supposedly bad for you, but dammit if it doesn’t taste good. Bourne feels more vegan gone bad.

As for sexual arousal syndrome, I’m glad they have a name for it, now I have an excuse for when I tell my boyfriend to put out all the time. I can see now how that goes over, “But baby I have a syndrome! You need to help me relieve it!”

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on January 28 2009 @ 01:54 pm: [report]

If you liked the Bourne movies, read the books. The author is Ludlum.