Is That A Squirrel In Your Bra?
Posted by: Justine Fields
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9:40AM, Wednesday July 1st 2009
We never saw this on “Law & Order.” While a detective was interviewing this woman as a character witness for a murder suspect, he got a big surprise—she was carrying a living squirrel in her cleavage! Every time the little rodent popped out of her breasts, she shoved him back in… as if this were a completely normal thing. Now Miss, may I suggest that if you wanted a squirrel to stay in your cleavage, maybe you should not have worn such an ill-fitting, low-cut shirt? And who can trust a woman with a squirrel living between her breasts?
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bbpickles
wrote on July 1 2009 @ 09:46 am: [report]
I don’t know what the big deal is, I often shelter rodents in my bra!!!
What is wrong with people!?!? If I were that cop, I wouldn’t have been able to ignore that!
Mainer
wrote on July 1 2009 @ 09:49 am: [report]
I’ll bet you those damn cops never even read the squirrel it’s rights.
Humble Bee
wrote on July 1 2009 @ 09:57 am: [report]
The squirrel isn’t as horrifying as her hoochie top… now thats just wrong, cover up lady.
likeOMGkbye
wrote on July 1 2009 @ 10:04 am: [report]
FUPA.
Jessica Wakeman
wrote on July 1 2009 @ 10:20 am: [report]
If that squirrel was looking for nuts, it really had the wrong person.
sstephs
wrote on July 1 2009 @ 11:27 am: [report]
haha… Jessica beat me to it.
but i’ll say it anyway.
This is ridiculous!
Everyone knows squirrels
prefer nuts!