Quick Pic: Doing It Doggy Style In Paris

magenta generation
wrote on September 7 2009 @ 04:18 pm: [report]

Why do I picture these ads made into a tee shirt worn by ironic hipster dudes in skinny jeans in the near future? IDK, they’re cool (also very important) ads, and I guess anything in French is supposed to be cool, right?

_jsw_
wrote on September 7 2009 @ 06:45 pm: [report]

Meanwhile, millions of French become pregnant because, instead of wearing condoms, they hold them on little leashes as they have sex.

Trixie Firecracker
wrote on September 7 2009 @ 07:16 pm: [report]

Oh hey I saw those while I was in Paris this summer. They were really quite amusing, mostly because that would never fly in the US of A.

maroon
wrote on September 7 2009 @ 07:38 pm: [report]

why does the homme look like such a frumpy schlub while the femme looks completely haute coture with her wedge heels and her vested blouse?

_jsw_
wrote on September 7 2009 @ 07:43 pm: [report]

@maroon: He has some bitchin’ glasses on, though, and a kick-ass hat. You just can’t see them.

I’m a bit surprised that there aren’t any “doggie-style” comments here yet.

Well, at least there weren’t.

MissMay
wrote on September 7 2009 @ 08:40 pm: [report]

I saw this in Paris this summer as well. As marketing students, we got a kick out of them. I think I might even have a picture of it somewhere!

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on September 7 2009 @ 08:41 pm: [report]

@_jsw_: I can do doggie style jokes, want some?

_jsw_
wrote on September 7 2009 @ 08:44 pm: [report]

@CheeeeEEEEse: I suppose that depends if you’re in front or behind when you tell them.

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on September 7 2009 @ 08:49 pm: [report]

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives.

“Does your wife ever do it doggy style?” asked the one. “Not exactly” his friend replied. “She’s more into the trick dog aspect of it.”

“Oh I see, so she’s kinky eh?” He asked curiously.

“Well not exactly, I sit up and beg, and she rolls over and plays dead.”

retro chic
wrote on September 7 2009 @ 08:55 pm: [report]

@jsw, well I dunno. He’s walking awfully close behind her and gaining fast. By *Wednesday,* they’ll be kneeling, ready to unleash each other’s passions. Rrrruff!

@jsw and @maroon: also, she’s not so couturey either, since there is no scarf. Unless, as you pointed out with l’homme, you just can’t see hers.

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on September 7 2009 @ 08:59 pm: [report]

@retro chiC: I totally back you up!

_jsw_
wrote on September 7 2009 @ 09:05 pm: [report]

Edit: I’m an idiot. The title had “doggy style in it”.

*goes off to learn how to read*

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on September 7 2009 @ 09:42 pm: [report]

@_jsw_: Damn straight. You should totally go back and #&@$% that #&@$% up….doggie style.

retro chic
wrote on September 7 2009 @ 11:11 pm: [report]

^Easy there, Nipper!

@jsw, I appreciate your missionary spirit, tho.

blondekris
wrote on September 8 2009 @ 01:24 am: [report]

I’m studying abroad in Paris right now and this ad is right outside of my school, HAHA.