Nun Milks Herself on Magazine Cover

Humble Bee
wrote on September 4 2009 @ 12:50 pm: [report]

That’s a nice rack…

I Go To 11
wrote on September 4 2009 @ 12:57 pm: [report]

WTF? Wrong on so many levels…

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on September 4 2009 @ 01:00 pm: [report]

I like milk with my coffee. Shazam bitches!

Sweet Cheeks
wrote on September 4 2009 @ 01:03 pm: [report]

Although this is a bit disturbing, I have to agree with Humble Bee.

impoddity
wrote on September 4 2009 @ 01:35 pm: [report]

I prefer half-n-half.

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on September 4 2009 @ 01:47 pm: [report]

@impoddity: In this case what is the other half?

theattack
wrote on September 4 2009 @ 02:46 pm: [report]

I’m pretty sure I can still see a little bit of nipple

jadoremode
wrote on September 4 2009 @ 06:24 pm: [report]

Mhm, I don’t know what to say, it’s rare when I’m rendered speechless.

Dr Caligari
wrote on September 4 2009 @ 08:25 pm: [report]

Speaking of divine blasphemy, I just pulled this link out dark recesses of my mind (took about 30 seconds). Divine Interventions has been making these provocative sex toys-dildos for several years now. Of particular interest here is the “Diving Nun.”
http://www.divine-interventions.com/

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on September 4 2009 @ 08:59 pm: [report]

@Dr Caligari: Those dildos are awesome.

CondomElite
wrote on September 4 2009 @ 09:48 pm: [report]

I agree with Cheeeeese..I think all forbidden fruits are attempting.. Am I right,Adam?

retro chic
wrote on September 4 2009 @ 10:59 pm: [report]

Ah. Yet a new coffee creamer… “Express-o. Immaculate in quality, divine in taste.” [sorry]

Irreverent is good sometimes. Years ago I used to go to Halloween parties wearing my pregnant nun mini-habit costume. [gasp!]

My goodness, those dildos are truly erotic looking, no kidding… thank you @Dr Caligari.

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on September 5 2009 @ 12:40 am: [report]

@retro chic: I express my O all the time. However I did get quite a chuckle out of your interpretation.

Dr Caligari
wrote on September 5 2009 @ 08:18 am: [report]

Hmmm…yes for some reason the combination of catholicism and extreme insertion is both hilarious and hot! It reminds me now of some classic naughty nuns videos I will have to find…

Note: to be fair they represent a few religions in there, not just the catholics- the buddha dildo is also amusing.

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on September 5 2009 @ 10:14 am: [report]

@Dr Caligari: My favorite is the baby Jesus butt plug. Epic hilarity.

majicksand
wrote on September 5 2009 @ 02:01 pm: [report]

Anyone can have a rack just like it for a few thousand bucks.

Lurvely
wrote on September 7 2009 @ 07:48 am: [report]

.... a tad disrespectful. :/

it’s so easy to mock religion, isn’t it?

the amount of mental trials that these women have to go through is amazing. they give up a lot (including sex, which to me takes some serious dedication) for what they believe in. Isn’t that the definition of a strong woman?

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on September 7 2009 @ 11:09 am: [report]

@Lurvely: Nope. I call that stupid. I know you’ll scream ‘faith’ when I bring it up, but what if they’re throwing their lives away for something that doesn’t exist.

Lurvely
wrote on September 7 2009 @ 11:16 am: [report]

Well, regardless if you think it exists or not, I said “what THEY believe in”. I’m not a religious fanatic, and I don’t scream faith.

Its a matter of dedication.

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on September 7 2009 @ 11:33 am: [report]

@Lurvely: And what they believe in is stupid says me. I’m dedicated to crap too, comic books, porn, and going to bars. I should start a religion. I’m gonna call it Beer, Boobs, and Books or BBB for short.

Lynn
wrote on September 7 2009 @ 01:06 pm: [report]

@Lurvely - absolutely. I’m not religious, and even if I was I don’t think I could ever do what they do, but I admire and respect nuns. I don’t have to believe in what they believe in to see how strong they are. I have five family members who are nuns, and while we will never connect over a love for Jesus (because uh, I don’t have any), seeing the unique trials and staggering hardships that they experience is humbling.

But anyway…I hate this ad. I hate anything that makes a mockery of a religion. It is incredibly disrespectful. Some things are just sacred.

retro chic
wrote on September 7 2009 @ 01:11 pm: [report]

This is a freedom of speech issue, not freedom of religion – and maybe the freedom to bare arms AND breasts.

CheezeDoodles
wrote on September 7 2009 @ 01:58 pm: [report]

As a Cradle Catholic, I can honestly say I never had a nun for a teacher whose name was Sister Mary Braless.

No matter how you feel about their using a topless “nun” for their cover, you have to admit two things:

1. it accomplishes what advertising and magazines set out to do, and that’s get people interested and talking
2. you wouldn’t have ever heard of this crazy-ass European “high art” magazine any other way

DancingGeek
wrote on September 7 2009 @ 03:59 pm: [report]

@Cheese- that is awesome!!! (it worked for L Ron and is apparently quite lucrative)