Change Your Pubic Hair Style In 2009
Posted by: Susannah Breslin
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8:00AM, Thursday January 8th 2009
In 2009, custom pubic hair styling is the new, new thing. Nad’s Naughty Bikini Design Kit includes your usual home bikini waxing kit fare—with an added bonus for personalizing your pubes. With the Nad’s kit, you can wax your pubic hair into a variety of dramatic shapes so your vagina can speak for itself: Thunderstruck is a lightning bolt, Landing Strip offers the streamlined look, Bermuda Triangle is for the traditional girl who wants to convey an air of genital mystery, and Heartbreaker is the nether region hairdo that tells all those that encounter it: “I love you—for now.” If you’re more into dye jobs than topiary, Betty Beauty, creators of a popular line of pubic hair coloring for women whose carpets simply must match their drapes, is launching a new addition to their blond, brunette, and hot pink color line in ‘09 that would be pretty punk rock matched with a crotch mohawk: lilac. Of course, if you’re looking for something a bit more temporary, the high-fashion runway forecast for 2009 calls for merkins.
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kissmyhinE
wrote on January 8 2009 @ 09:16 am: [report]
Wow I mean I’m all for being liberated enough to have fun with our vaginas but the Merkins kinda scare me. Why would you want to add more bush to your bush?
carly55
wrote on January 8 2009 @ 11:08 am: [report]
So funny- I just heard about betty beauty! They talked about their pubic hair dyes on an episode of that new tv show- the doctors. They were saying how safe it is. I was curious so I went on their website http://www.bettybeauty.com and saw that they also have a bikini design kit. Really cute shapes like a bow tie and heart.
RC67
wrote on January 8 2009 @ 01:21 pm: [report]
I love betty beauty pubic hair dye! Its so fun…love the hot pink and cant wait to try the lilac color so pretty! i even read a page six article from the new york post saying even p. diddy dyes down there! Not just for girls anymore either!
Lynn
wrote on January 8 2009 @ 01:48 pm: [report]
oh my god, the merkins…
Michelina
wrote on January 10 2009 @ 07:29 pm: [report]
I can see the Nad’s naughty Bikini Design Kit commercial now…
“Hearts, stars, and horseshoes,
Clovers, and blue moons,
Pots of gold and rainbows,
and me red balloons!
They’re always after me lucky charms!”
Wait, you’re saying that’s already taken?!
ExGirlfriend
wrote on January 10 2009 @ 08:07 pm: [report]
What I really want is a full 70’s porn star bush dyed black and pink to match my hair, but my pubes grow in all patchy and weird looking… A merkin could be my savior!