Poll: Is A Happy Ending Massage Considered Cheating?
Posted by: Simcha Whitehill
Filed in:
relationships, polls
11:00AM, Friday October 17th 2008
Yesterday we told you about how, thanks to a new spa trend, women are finally able to get happy endings. That’s right, after centuries of men being able to get some so easily, we ladies are finally getting our fair shot! However, even though the playing field has been leveled, we wonder, if you’re in a relationship, is it still considered out of bounds or is it just a fun way to score? After reading this awesome article by Gina from Mom Logic, who encouraged her husband to cash in and get off during his weekly massage, we had to wonder… do you consider a hand job from a professional masseuse cheating?
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LaurenF
wrote on October 17 2008 @ 02:01 pm: [report]
Eww, happy ending from a massuese?
I need more than a middle aged Chinese man to get off…
Have you heard about sext messaging?
http://tinyurl.com/68cumw
ClatieK
wrote on October 17 2008 @ 07:47 pm: [report]
The real question: Is paying for sex wrong?
Ms. LeFay
wrote on October 17 2008 @ 08:38 pm: [report]
It’s so cheating.
LucyInTheSky
wrote on October 18 2008 @ 07:42 am: [report]
I agree with ClatieK. There is not a difference between “happy endings” and prostitution. If you’re OK with special massages, you should be OK with hookers.
Lynn
wrote on October 18 2008 @ 02:15 pm: [report]
I would be upset if some skanky girl at a bar got my boyfriend off, why would I be any less upset if he actually paid for it??
Will R
wrote on November 10 2008 @ 02:21 am: [report]
Totally not cheating! It’s only cheating if you touch THEM, which is why I had both my hands filed down to what I like to call “Safety nubs.”
This is like the famous “Is oral sex sex?” question. The answer is obvious to everyone but the folks who want to get away with some extracurricular nook through a loophole.
Also cheating:
1) Sex in Vegas
2) Sex in a different area code
3) It only happened once
4) I was drunk!
5) He said he was an astronaut!
6) It’s not what it looks like darling, she’s curing my snakebite. (It is and she isn’t. Unless you see a snake in the room… then you gotta ask why the heck they were naked around a King Cobra.)