Playing Doctor Taken To The Extreme
Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry
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sex
2:50PM, Tuesday November 17th 2009
When you want to take your bedroom sexy times up a notch, role-playing is one way to do it. Now, I’ve heard of people playing doctor and that’s all well and good, but this kit is taking things a little too far into the realistic role-playing realm, in my opinion. This “Beginners Vaginal Speculum Kit” comes complete with, yes, a vaginal speculum—it opens up to 4” wide!—a bottle of lube, and “after play” cleaner. Oh yes, I am as serious as a bad case of the herps. Do you have to pee in a cup too? [Trend de la Creme]
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develange
wrote on November 17 2009 @ 03:16 pm: [report]
that’s not sexy to me, at all!
However, it WOULD be useful for checking things out—getting to know my cervix and the like.
cataclysmicdiva
wrote on November 17 2009 @ 03:17 pm: [report]
oh..my..god
My first thought - albeit cynnical - hope they don’t sell this crap to sex offenders.
CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on November 17 2009 @ 03:20 pm: [report]
The key word here is “Beginners”, because who needs a decade of medical learning.
lostrun
wrote on November 17 2009 @ 03:26 pm: [report]
Yeah, i’ve never found going to the gyno fun or a turn on.
SCRMOM
wrote on November 17 2009 @ 03:26 pm: [report]
If he’ll let me use it on him first, I’ll try it. How wide did that say it gets?
averardoll
wrote on November 17 2009 @ 03:29 pm: [report]
Well I’m happy that it comes with antibacterial cleaner. There’s nothing I hate more during sexy time then to realize I forgot to clean a disposable speculum.
spatula
wrote on November 17 2009 @ 03:31 pm: [report]
Now you KNOW a man invented this, because there is no woman on the planet who would ever think that would be a fun game.
C.Munro
wrote on November 17 2009 @ 03:32 pm: [report]
Ooooh, is there a matching prostate exam kit available?
cattgirl813
wrote on November 17 2009 @ 03:46 pm: [report]
@C.Munro: You beat me to the line. Curse my slow internet connnection….
CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on November 17 2009 @ 03:51 pm: [report]
@C.Munro: Nobody wants to deal with the burrito addled erogenous zone known as the male rectum.
pragmatryst
wrote on November 17 2009 @ 03:54 pm: [report]
Does it come with a light? It just dawned on me that I’ve been sending my little spelunker into strange caves for years and I never considered whether he might be scared of the dark.
writergirl
wrote on November 17 2009 @ 04:10 pm: [report]
You know….some guy is going to try to screw a girl with that in her hoo-ha and then after it cuts his hoo-ha off when it collapses, he’ll sue the manufacturer.
Lilypie
wrote on November 17 2009 @ 05:36 pm: [report]
So true, spatula, so true!
cooldad
wrote on November 17 2009 @ 05:50 pm: [report]
I guess if it’s heated there might be a market
20% discount on the stirrups?
Shewolf68
wrote on November 17 2009 @ 06:15 pm: [report]
“Do you have to pee in a cup too? “
Probably so…and if your guy wants to use this on you…he may just want to drink it!
I know…ewwwwwww!
CaleeKay
wrote on November 17 2009 @ 07:10 pm: [report]
i always contemplated taking the Speculum and KY from the drawer when my gyno leaves.. good thing i dont have to think about that every year *phew*
Google-A-Git
wrote on November 17 2009 @ 08:11 pm: [report]
Hang on—will they warm it up first?
Cuz that would be a significant improvement.
missmolly
wrote on November 17 2009 @ 09:38 pm: [report]
Beginners?? What does Pro look like?
At first I thought it said “Vaginal Vacuum.” That was a horrifying thought.
JessicaGuillen
wrote on November 18 2009 @ 12:23 am: [report]
Funny thing is that I work for a clinic that provides women’s self help classes and we actually give kits away that contain a flashlight, speculum,ky jelly and mirror so women can perform self exams and be more aware of what is going on with thier bodies and what thier cervix looks like. This only seemed strange to me because its sold as a sex toy.
ElleSays
wrote on November 18 2009 @ 07:15 am: [report]
I think i just threw up in my mouth
Perceptible
wrote on November 18 2009 @ 07:35 am: [report]
@JessicaGuillen, what? How? Why?
vanya
wrote on November 18 2009 @ 07:44 am: [report]
This is very “Dead Ringers” with Jeremy Irons to me. Excellent David Lynch film, but not something I want to try out at home.
Jitterbugs232
wrote on November 18 2009 @ 08:49 am: [report]
It’s not fun when a doctor does it, why would it be fun if a “partner” did it?
Bean's Girl
wrote on November 18 2009 @ 10:28 am: [report]
And while you’re at it, why not spring for the Couples Catheter Gift Set. Fun!
cataclysmicdiva
wrote on November 18 2009 @ 11:02 am: [report]
@JessicaGuillen—I have to ask..how in the world could a woman go about doing something like that herself??? I’m just imagining squatting, trying to get the damn thing in there (which isn’t the most comfortable to begin with, even with a professional doing it!), adjust the mirror, use a flashlight & reflect the light off the mirror into the “opening” if you will…I mean, c’mon!! Really?!?
majicksand
wrote on November 18 2009 @ 11:21 am: [report]
Between this and the over-the-counter pap smear we’re likely to render ob/gyns obscelete. If my husband can fix the transmission he should be able to handle this right?
We can use all the money we saved on office visit co-pays for the ER bill!
vanessm
wrote on November 18 2009 @ 11:26 am: [report]
so grossed out
Aealyn
wrote on November 19 2009 @ 01:26 am: [report]
Er…
Oh gosh. I’m really in the minority.
I get really turned on at the gynecologist’s office, and I got very excited when I saw this.
cataclysmicdiva
wrote on November 19 2009 @ 11:50 am: [report]
LOL @ Aealyn. Welllll I have heard of..err, seen on “Scrubs”..(LOL)..women who have had orgasms during a pelvic exam. I’ve never been one of them (fortunately, as I suspect that could be a bit embarrassing?) but it is..interesting. However, and this is kind of embarrassing, but once I was on youporn.com (kind of like youtube for porn) and there was some “gyno porn” on there. I gave it a mixed reaction, but if you like that sort of thing, you should check it out.
ootie grl
wrote on November 19 2009 @ 07:55 pm: [report]
0.0 WTF?! Its not fun or sexy when the doctor does it so doing it at home wouldnt really help. I wonder if any one is actually buying those?
fosjoh
wrote on November 19 2009 @ 10:19 pm: [report]
There are some weird and perverted people out there so sales are probably going crazy.
Yodar Critch
wrote on November 20 2009 @ 08:10 pm: [report]
We have done “speculum play” before. Like many “kinky” things, it is not just the toy but the role-playing mindset that makes it hot.
And like many kinky things, it is not everyone’s cuppa and that’s great too.
lani13
wrote on November 24 2009 @ 10:10 pm: [report]
i don’t want to be reminded of my yearly exam with my feet in the stirrups, getting penetrated by cold lube and a strange object, and my doctor saying ‘this shouldn’t hurt a bit, but you may a feel a little discomfort’, all while staring at the ceiling and praying for death
but that’s just me
NaomiK
wrote on November 25 2009 @ 04:49 pm: [report]
@Aealyn I’m always really worried that I’m going to get turned on during the exam. I’m pretty (I guess the word is) orgasmic and I usually try to block any physical feeling I get during the exam. I would die of embarrassment if I got off during an exam.
Aealyn
wrote on November 30 2009 @ 07:09 pm: [report]
@cataclysmicdiva: Thanks for the reassurance that I’m not totally insane; it is appreciated. Also, I’m going to go check that site out, now.
@NaomiK: I kind of got over worrying about it after the first time it happened and the doctor didn’t say anything. Now I just kind of let it happen. Its a perfectly natural biological response to stimulation, so I refuse to be embarrassed about it.
Kate134
wrote on December 2 2009 @ 09:35 pm: [report]
No one here has heard of sounding? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urethral_sounding )
people are strange strange beings..