Pete Wentz Needs A Makeunder Intervention
Posted by: Erin Flaherty
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1:50PM, Friday November 6th 2009
Why hello there, Pete Wentz, glad you’re here. We have something rather important to discuss with you. It has come to our attention that you’re wearing far too much makeup, even if your intention was to make it “pop” on the red carpet. In fact, we’ve tolerated your guyliner ways for a long time now, but when you show up to the party wearing more paint than your girl and your name is not David Bowie, then that’s when you know you need to shut it down, my friend. The heavy pancake foundation (in the wrong shade for your skin tone we might add), the extravagant eye makeup, the shimmery lip gloss—it’s all too much to take in. Now go get yourself some industrial-strength makeup remover and get the hell out of here.
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VeronicaVaughn
wrote on November 6 2009 @ 02:31 pm: [report]
what happened to the good ole fashion men being men? Where the hell did they all go? My goodness!
spatula
wrote on November 6 2009 @ 02:59 pm: [report]
WHAT THE HELL PETE. The other eye is quite bad enough, but come the eff on.
bumbler
wrote on November 6 2009 @ 03:01 pm: [report]
David Bowie should just go around with a baseball bat taking his vengeance.
joyy
wrote on November 6 2009 @ 03:42 pm: [report]
//when you show up to the party wearing more paint than your girl and your name is not David Bowie, then that’s when you know you need to shut it down//
lolz
GreenAura
wrote on November 6 2009 @ 03:49 pm: [report]
That’s not makeup… Ashley punched him in the eye for using up all of her black eyeliner and stretching out her skinny jeans.
Meg
wrote on November 6 2009 @ 03:58 pm: [report]
lol. Good one, GreenAura.
Another celeb who needs a makeunder intervention is Taylor Momsen. Wowza. Why do all these kids think having black eyes is cute? Less is more, people!