Perez Hilton Is Launching CocoPerez, A Site For Women. We Barf.
Posted by: Jessica Wakeman
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3:30PM, Wednesday August 12th 2009
Jezebel peeked at Perez Hilton‘s new site for 20-something women and screen-grabbed the hell out of it. The not-yet-launched site is called CocoPerez.com, and it’s for women who like their news with ejaculate dribbles scribbled on it!
Just kidding. Actually, Perez kept it in his pants for CocoPerez. The site is a weird hybrid of flunky punctuation skills and attempts at feminist street cred.
What could have possibly possessed Perez to do this? He’s such a misogynist! Need we even enumerate the ways Perez denigrates women, disrespects gays, and, overall, totally sucks? He brands sexual women as “sluts” all the time, doodles jizz dribbling from everyone’s mouths, called Will.I.Am a “#&@$%,” copped to almost calling him the n-word, and leaked explicit photos of “Milk” screenwriter Dustin Lance Black. It stands to reason that CocoPerez is supposed to appeal to the women who prefer their celeb gossip without a penis doodled on someone’s face. Perez Hilton Lite maybe?
I guess Perez thinks women are stupid. Pen a pseudo-feminist post on CocoPerez about how airbrushing is bad for women’s body image, and then on PerezHilton.com write “slut” on Miley Cyrus’ face. We won’t notice!
Sorry, we’re not buying your latest load of crap, Perez. Here’s to CocoPerez being dead on arrival. [Jezebel]
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DarkLady
wrote on August 12 2009 @ 02:43 pm: [report]
Ugh. Two words—
No.
Thanks.
LostInStars
wrote on August 12 2009 @ 02:55 pm: [report]
I despise him. Yuck.
Anniekins
wrote on August 12 2009 @ 03:10 pm: [report]
When will he go away? Wasn’t his 15 minutes up about an hour ago?
Claireific
wrote on August 12 2009 @ 03:24 pm: [report]
I think the line that sums it up best is “The whole idea of Perez Hilton launching a site aimed specifically at young women — a demographic he otherwise shows little respect for or interest in — is pretty laughable.”
What was Gap thinking sponsoring this?
likeOMGkbye
wrote on August 12 2009 @ 06:17 pm: [report]
Isnt the original perez site aimed at young women? I dont understand the need for another one…
Justine
wrote on August 12 2009 @ 06:48 pm: [report]
Frisky,
can you not talk about him? How many times have you mentioned him, after saying you wouldn’t.
Perez is just a big fat douche.
CaleeKay
wrote on August 13 2009 @ 06:19 pm: [report]
I second Justine. Frisky, you need to ban him from your site, pretty please? Thanks.