Megan Fox Toe Thumbs

An Open Letter To Megan Fox (& Her Weirdo Thumbs)

Posted by: Ami Angelowicz Filed in: celebs
1:45PM, Monday June 15th 2009

I am writing to express my condolences about your recent media onslaught. I know the world went apes**t when they discovered your dirty little secret…your toe thumbs. It must be disconcerting having your weirdo thumbs be the number one highest-ranking item on Google Trends over the weekend. Geez, peeps must have been really bored. If pictures of my alien fingers were all over the internet (my hands are really weird, too, but I digress), I might feel ashamed. Perhaps your plush lifestyle makes up for it? I still have a roommate and no cable. So thank you for reminding me that no one is perfect.

Best Wishes,
Ami

P.S. Is there such a thing as thumb surgery? You could probably afford it. Just a thought…it would give a whole new meaning to the term “hand job.” HA!

comments

joyy
wrote on June 15 2009 @ 02:07 pm: [report]

... so WHY did she allow photos to be taken that spotlight the thumb?

Carrie Wasterlain
wrote on June 15 2009 @ 02:13 pm: [report]

hahahaha

kinkeh
wrote on June 15 2009 @ 02:21 pm: [report]

hahahah. My sister has toe thumbs. :( I don’t think it bothers her though.

MissJennLynn
wrote on June 15 2009 @ 02:41 pm: [report]

i have to admit my girl crush suffered when i saw this photo…

Backliteyes
wrote on June 15 2009 @ 04:11 pm: [report]

I can’t stop looking at it. A giant mole on her face might be less distracting.

nikkiwikki
wrote on June 15 2009 @ 05:31 pm: [report]

Those look almost exactly like my thumbs! My mother calls them “lightbulb thumbs.” Affectionately, of course.

ChoJinn
wrote on June 15 2009 @ 06:11 pm: [report]

As a person who also has toe thumbs, I salute Megan Fox and her courage.

Michael
wrote on June 15 2009 @ 06:22 pm: [report]

they were pretty obvious in Transformers

BeeGirl
wrote on June 15 2009 @ 06:53 pm: [report]

Give the girl a break. I’m not a huge fan of Megan Fox either, but she can’t help her thumbs. It’s like making fun of someone with a giant facial birthmark. I mean, I guess we’re all pretty smug to find out that this seemingly-perfect bombshell actually does have a physical fault, but still. This is too easy… and kind of cruel.

forcynthia
wrote on June 15 2009 @ 08:16 pm: [report]

Maybe it’s just gout.

eden
wrote on June 15 2009 @ 11:13 pm: [report]

Yes, I totally don’t want to bend her over the table and do her with my girl boner now. Really girls, what does that say about us when we’re happy someone beautiful has an ‘imperfection?’ Pathetic.

fallenangel915
wrote on June 16 2009 @ 05:17 am: [report]

*shrugs* I’m a little more bothered by her so-called sexy slack jawed look…have y’all noticed that in 90% of her pics, she has “Diddy-mouth”? But, really…so what if she has weird thumbs, big effin’ deal…

TotallyRidiculous
wrote on June 16 2009 @ 07:39 am: [report]

@fallenangel915: yes! my boyfriend had a huge thing for her so I watched transformers with him, and I immediately noticed that she is a total mouth breather! She kind of has buck teeth and she can’t close her mouth all the way. You notice that in pictures with her mouth closed it looks really difficult. Not to be mean or anything….
I totally ruined his crush because now he can’t get over her teeth. At least they are good teeth..?

sam04
wrote on June 16 2009 @ 08:43 am: [report]

Meh. I’ll just make her wear gloves in my dreams now.