Going On A Manhunt: On the Prowl In The ‘80s

Posted by: Simcha Whitehill Filed in: relationships, video
9:30AM, Wednesday December 17th 2008

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I’ve been single so long, I was starting to think I’m do everything wrong…that is until I watched this totally ‘80s dating video, “Going On A Manhunt,” brought to us by the studs of VHS at Everything Is Terrible. Sheesh, the “experts” in this vid managed to come up with so many ideas even more overwrought than their permed hair—like using a small stuffed animal to get a man’s attention. Seriously, what happened to a good old-fashioned low-cut dress?! If pathetically pretending to love a fake pet is what you need to find true love—i.e. a guy wearing an infomercial-style sweater—I’m going to resign myself to real cats and happily be a spinster for life!

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Kiki T
wrote on December 17 2008 @ 11:40 am: [report]

80% of all men have suffered from shyness in their lives at one time or another…ha ha ha ha ha….talk softly to get a man to lean into you…maybe someone should put out a newspaper with just good news…ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

vanya
wrote on December 17 2008 @ 12:03 pm: [report]

Oh, this was hysterical. “I suggest you let him know that it really turns you on when a man talks about his feelings.” “Conversation pieces can include interesting jewelry, or a small stuffed animal.”

So funny that they censored the guy’s voiceover: “She sure looks like a ____. I don’t need that!”

Lynn
wrote on December 17 2008 @ 03:59 pm: [report]

oh my gosh. If a man ever tried to pick me up by saying we should start a good-news-paper, I would promptly vomit all over him. And I would definitely not get his number by telling him that I’d get it drycleaned for him.