Now Your Boobs Can Feel As Hot As They Look
Posted by: Susannah Breslin
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8:10AM, Friday November 6th 2009
I was sitting around the other day, and I was thinking, you know what I really need? And then I thought, what I really need is USB-powered breast warmers. And then, voilà! There they were. That’s serendipity for you. Japanese manufacturer Thanko has created the USB Bust Beauty Pad for those who suffer from chilly breasts, and it can be yours for a mere $20. Plug the device into the USB port of your computer, stick the pad in your bra, and your breasts will be toasty in no time. Um, do some women’s breasts actually get cold? I’ve never heard of this phenomenon. But to each her own breast-warmer. [The Awl]
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ladyredlocks
wrote on November 6 2009 @ 08:39 am: [report]
Yes, in fact, I get extremely cold nipples sometimes to the point that it’s painful! I usually have to rub them to warm them up! Lol! It doesn’t happen often enough that I would buy something like this, but I’m sure I’m not the only one who experiences this!
amandabear
wrote on November 6 2009 @ 09:17 am: [report]
This reminds me of the bra Moss invents on The IT Crowd. It eventually catches fire while you’re wearing it. Scary, no thanks.
MuchoMacho
wrote on November 6 2009 @ 10:01 am: [report]
cold nipples = hard nipples = im okay with that.
bra warmer = boob sweat = ... i guess im okay with this too.
boobies ftw.
clearbluesky
wrote on November 6 2009 @ 10:04 am: [report]
Sometimes they get cold when I go swimming. But that’s probably not a good situation to use an electrical appliance.
Anniushka
wrote on November 6 2009 @ 10:09 am: [report]
I was noticing when I was riding my bike to class the other day that I was all toasty warm… except very specifically for my boobs. So I zipped up my jacket. And so can you, with only one small payment of… $0.00!
DancerNinja
wrote on November 6 2009 @ 11:08 am: [report]
I think a better alternate use would be to put them in gloves. It’s my hands that are always freezing in an office setting.
C.Munro
wrote on November 6 2009 @ 11:12 am: [report]
Now if only they’d come up with air-conditioned boxer shorts ....
bethlynn00
wrote on November 6 2009 @ 11:27 am: [report]
I worked at a restaurant in college and we had a grill that we cleaned every night. The best way to clean them is when they are still hot and just toss cleanser and water and use a scraper. Well one day I cleaned it and leaned down a little too low to reach the back and burned my tits, went right thru my t-shirt & lace bra, that experience continues to traumatize me to this day, so I never want too much heat on my boobs, especially where there is risk for electrocution or burns.
bogart4017
wrote on November 6 2009 @ 11:39 am: [report]
Really? I never met a woman that complained of cold breasts. I just thought that they always were cold because every time a woman pops her top the first thing she does is fold her arms across her breasts like its freezing or somebody wants to take them.
cooldad
wrote on November 6 2009 @ 01:16 pm: [report]
I thought that’s what guys’ hands were for. Couldn’t be a coincidence that they’re the perfect size for the job
SugarPaws
wrote on November 6 2009 @ 02:51 pm: [report]
A boob warmer??? With these huge jugs I need a boob cooler…
ExGirlfriend
wrote on November 6 2009 @ 04:25 pm: [report]
I have enough boob sweat, thank you very much. I’m not in the market for any more.
Jillybean
wrote on November 6 2009 @ 05:17 pm: [report]
I get the cold nipple thing very very rarely. I have an amazing cure for it. Called a jumper.
Sofjna
wrote on November 7 2009 @ 01:05 am: [report]
@bethlynn00: Ahhh! I work in a kitchen and now I’m going to think of that anytime I work the hot line. I’ll be standing on my tiptoes to clean.
silver_dragon_girl
wrote on November 7 2009 @ 10:44 pm: [report]
@DancerNinja: Now I have the image of glove-encased breasts in my head.