Now THIS Is A Wardrobe Malfunction

bogart4017
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 08:37 am: [report]

Who? What does she do?

I Go To 11
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 08:40 am: [report]

@ bogart: I’m with you on this one. I’ve never heard of her either. Strange how the first pic I’ve ever seen of her has her boobs hanging out…

ChocoBoo
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 08:47 am: [report]

So, other than having the most wack looking weave in history and unruly boobies… what is this girl famous for again?

Amelia McDonell-Parry
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 08:51 am: [report]

I have no idea who she is, I just thought the photos were hilaaaaaarious.

SamL
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 08:57 am: [report]

Shock horror! Woman has two breasts both with nipples!

The only reason this is in any way “news-worthy” is that some pap saw some Z-list celeb with her tits out and found some sucker to buy the picture…

Has no one ever been to a topless beach?

Pookie
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 09:01 am: [report]

I’m with SamL on this one…..if you go to South Beach Fla, during the summer you’ll get more than an eye full! I know I was a proud resident and participant. You’d be amzed at how blah people react when every other woman is topless.

Amelia McDonell-Parry
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 09:04 am: [report]

People, she’s not topless! She has a top on! It’s just not doing its job at all, and that is what’s funny. Jeez.

Riley
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 09:05 am: [report]

@SamL - I believe the medical terms are chesticles with nippleez. 

Yes, they’re real, and they’re spectacular!  Thanks, Terri Hatcher.

SamL
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 09:17 am: [report]

@Amelia I’m sure everyone realises she is isn’t literally topless… and her behaviour is standard pap practice for wannabe’s in London!

@Riley. I stand corrected on the correct terminology.

lilrockgoddess4u
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 09:22 am: [report]

Charley U

Here is a Wicki on this chick, a total nobody from London.

_jsw_
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 09:25 am: [report]

From Wiki:

Charley Kazim Uchea (born June 30, 1985) is an unemployed self-styled ‘it girl’ from, born in Southeast London, England. She was a contestant on Big Brother 8 in 2007. She is a former lap dancer from Stringfellow’s Nightclub and cousin to Sunderland A.F.C. footballer Kieran Richardson.

So, in other words, she’s someone who wants to be famous but whose only qualifications are breasts and a desire to be famous. Clearly, in this case, the former have once again helped with the latter.

MimsieSky
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 09:26 am: [report]

Hey! I just bought something with that same logo on it! Horray for Topshop! (not the same top, thank goodness…a more modest dress! haha)

spatula
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 09:54 am: [report]

what is wrong with people? there is no way you don’t know those things are flopping around everywhere, honey

H. Blue
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 09:55 am: [report]

yes, but they are a fantastic pair.  lucky girl.

SamL
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 10:02 am: [report]

@BluenBlonde I know it’s subjective, but personally I’ve seen better!

dizzy
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 10:03 am: [report]

Is it still a malfunction if it was deliberate?

Secret Story Time
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 10:26 am: [report]

That was no accident, she needs to advertise, and she did get her POINTS across!

Secretia

effing hickster
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 12:17 pm: [report]

I wanna be famous, but if I bared my chest, people would run away screaming.

impoddity
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 09:08 pm: [report]

Does she have implants?  if they’re implants, maybe she’s lost sensation and can’t feel when the tank shift to reveal EVERYTHING.  But then again, I could be wrong…

ootie grl
wrote on October 22 2009 @ 06:16 am: [report]

I didnt know who she was either. Its kinda funny though. She just looks all cute like o i didnt realize my boobs were every where. Maybe she just wants to give some one a lap dance.

MuchoMacho
wrote on October 22 2009 @ 08:35 am: [report]

ive never heard of her but i like her style.