Nothing Says “I Love You” Like A Million-Dollar, Platinum And Diamond Vibrator

Guys, for the holidays this year, why blow your wad on an engagement ring when you can put your money where your mouth should be? Show your lady that you are committed to her pleasure and worship her vagina with a platinum and diamond vibrator. Australian jeweler Colin Burn’s plans to make “the most luxurious [and most expensive] sexual product in the world.” Why? “I find the jewelry industry stuffy and conservative. I want to be the jeweler who is not afraid to let go,” he said. He’s creating 10 platinum vibrators, each one encrusted with 1,500 diamonds. Burns is no stranger to luxury sex toys. He has a line of high-end products, including a $38K platinum dildo with 400 pave-diamonds and a handle made of conkerberry wood (it would be too easy to make a joke here) and an $8K white gold dildo studded with diamonds and one large, white pearl at its apex. It comes with a matching earring and necklace set. Perfect for the vagina that has everything. [Forbes]