Not Cool: When Did Brad Pitt Wake Up And Decide He Was Jack Sparrow?
Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry
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8:50AM, Wednesday November 4th 2009
Brad Pitt, eternally hot actor and father of 1,000 children, has been rocking a rather bohemian-looking beard thingy for a while now. Usually I am willing to give BP the benefit of the doubt, style- and grooming-wise, but now things have gone too far. At a recent press event Brad was spotted with little beads woven into his beard fur, as if he was channeling Johnny Depp’s “Pirates of the Caribbean” character. Here’s the thing Brad: Johnny was actually in all three of those movies, so he’s the only one who’s allowed to take the look home with him at night, OK? Shave it. Just shave it.
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MadMax
wrote on November 4 2009 @ 09:09 am: [report]
He’s doing his thing; looking how he wants. Good for him. Screw the picture perfect image. He looks hot anyway.
joyy
wrote on November 4 2009 @ 09:17 am: [report]
Actually, my money would be on the new style being the influence of the 30some kids they’ve got running around the house. Little girls like ponytails, and there’s no reason dad can’t have one too.
CarleRae
wrote on November 4 2009 @ 11:02 am: [report]
joyy’s right.
kids make their parents do the wackiest things. And, due to the unconditional love factor of parenting, they tend to oblige.
i know my mom let me style her hair several times before going out in public. it made me happy to see her in the “fashion forward” styles my 6 year-old self recreated.
pinkwhiskey
wrote on November 4 2009 @ 11:03 am: [report]
Personally, I think he’s hot this way (He’s hot anyway) I Like men with beards better than the clean shaven ones and usually the scruffier looking the better. Personal preference. I like the individuality.
You can’t knock the men for doing their own thing if we get upset about anyone passing judgement on a chick who’s very creative in her wardrobe choices.
equnsuocha
wrote on November 4 2009 @ 11:06 am: [report]
He needs to run, not walk away from the succubus and do his best to get those kids from her and to stop her from hording more children. She is in NO WAY taking care of them herself and is no different than the crazy cat lady with 100 cats, but I fear she is worse with all the damage those kids will have emotionally. It’s inevitable.
And he looks gross. Johnny Depp’s Jack Sparrow looked like he was dirty and he probably had some smelly balls but you would still do him because of the oure sex vibe pouring off him. Brad just looks like every other dirty patchouli smelling hippy that litter the side of the road up here in Mendo county. In fact I think I saw him hitching at the 101 N ramp @ State st the other night!
CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on November 4 2009 @ 11:15 am: [report]
Zoom! Enhance! Mirror image! Enhance!
Ah ha! He is Jack Sparrow!
*Puts on CSI glasses*
majicksand
wrote on November 4 2009 @ 11:15 am: [report]
Chances are he’s just getting whatever look he needs for an upcoming role. Lots of stars have weird looks for a while during filming. Think Natalie Portman with a shaved head or Christian Bale looking like an anorexic refugee.
equnsuocha
wrote on November 4 2009 @ 11:23 am: [report]
@majick I am sure you are right but I really just can’t stand him since the whole Angie thing. IDK its a bias I have. he still looks dirty and unsponge-worthy
majicksand
wrote on November 4 2009 @ 11:55 am: [report]
unsponge-worthy. That’s funny.
FancyFeast3
wrote on November 4 2009 @ 02:34 pm: [report]
Johnny’s not a lock for Pirates 4, so maybe this is Brad’s way of auditioning. BradBeard, scourge of the South of France!
Drea
wrote on November 4 2009 @ 10:24 pm: [report]
I do like the goatee. He’s pushing it with the beads through.
ootie grl
wrote on November 7 2009 @ 08:35 am: [report]
Ya, his kids porbably got ahold of him. Bet his fingernails are rainbow painted too. His coat is probably bedazzled. As long as he doesnt mind, who cares.
bunny42087
wrote on November 9 2009 @ 03:52 pm: [report]
Johnny plays a much better Jack. And looks ten times better as well!