Noodle Eater Hair Guard

What You Never Knew You Needed: Noodle Eater Hair Guard

Posted by: Wendy Atterberry Filed in: news
8:30AM, Friday January 23rd 2009

A few years ago, I had a terrible haircutting accident that resulted in a most unfortunate mullet. I tried various ways of camouflaging the mullet— headbands, scarves, hats, hiding my head inside a pillowcase—without much success. Finally, I came to the realization that if I ever hoped to look normal again, I’d have to cut off my hair and start all over again, and so, just two days before my 30th birthday, I got the shortest pixie cut ever. It’s been nearly 2 ½ years since that fateful day, and after a few brief pit stops at various short styles, my hair is finally long enough again that I can worry about getting it in food while I eat. Thankfully, rather than go back to my short cut, there’s this handy dandy Noodle Eater’s Hair Guard that will effectively keep my hair out of my lunch. Sure, I could just wear a headband or pull it back, but neither of those options makes a statement quite like the Noodle Eater’s Hair Guard does, which, of course, says, “Yeah, my hair’s long now, so suck it.” [via Interior Design Boom]

comments

Amelia
wrote on January 23 2009 @ 08:43 am: [report]

And then when you’re done eating, you can play frisbee!

Chelle
wrote on January 23 2009 @ 09:00 am: [report]

Wow-they can’t possibly be serious. One major design flaw I see (other than the fact that it looks absolutely ridiculous) would be that it’s not even covering all of her hair. It would be good for a little girl who needs to dress up like a flower for her school play though