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No Time To Write Your Life Story? Compose A Six-Word Memoir Instead

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Not Quite What I Was Expecting

“Liars, hysterectomy didn’t improve sex life!” That’s Joan Rivers’ six-word memoir, as published in Not Quite What I Was Planning, which has been rereleased in a deluxe edition for the holidays. We’re hoping they add ours to the next edition ... [Jezebel]

  • “It’s had its ups and downs.” —Annika
  • “Good parents; spoiled, but not rotten.” —Claire
  • “Born, raised, wild, engaged, f*** it.” —Amelia
  • “These six words have been censored.”—Susannah
  • “Stress-free since I lost my virginity.” —Simcha
  • “Still eating peanut butter sandwiches daily.” —Catherine
  • “Hopefully I’m just a late bloomer.” —Wendy
  • Write your own six-word memoir in the comments!

    Tags: memoirs, six-word memoirs

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    Croutons's avatar

    Croutons
    wrote on December 3 2008 @ 05:34 pm: [report]

    “Constantly suckered into purchasing crap books.” - ME


    Pipi's avatar

    Pipi
    wrote on December 3 2008 @ 05:54 pm: [report]

    Longing for a husband and children


    chloe's avatar

    chloe
    wrote on December 3 2008 @ 05:57 pm: [report]

    my favorite one in this book is “Smart, tall, independent woman. Men scarce.”-Annie Schmidt. i couldn’t sum up my life any better than that.


    Claudia's avatar

    Claudia
    wrote on December 3 2008 @ 06:11 pm: [report]

    The first half, I was male.

    Actually this is a friend’s life story, not mine.
    http://claudiassurfcity.blogspot.com


    Simosa's avatar

    Simosa
    wrote on December 3 2008 @ 06:26 pm: [report]

    lost in forest looking for trees


    Meggg's avatar

    Meggg
    wrote on December 3 2008 @ 07:06 pm: [report]

    always full of wanderlust and dreams


    toyen's avatar

    toyen
    wrote on December 3 2008 @ 09:14 pm: [report]

    Heart too tender; resilient as hell.


    Heather's avatar

    Heather
    wrote on December 3 2008 @ 09:15 pm: [report]

    Finding the real me; wanting love

    That’s it at the moment. I’m sure it’ll be different very soon.


    CynicalC's avatar

    CynicalC
    wrote on December 3 2008 @ 09:45 pm: [report]

    Blooming late, it’s better than never.


    Onotse's avatar

    Onotse
    wrote on December 3 2008 @ 09:56 pm: [report]

    mom, nothing changed except my metabolism


    diabadass's avatar

    diabadass
    wrote on December 3 2008 @ 10:42 pm: [report]

    happy at last, indulging my vices


    ShortyDooWop's avatar

    ShortyDooWop
    wrote on December 4 2008 @ 12:28 am: [report]

    making it count, till I die!!!


    Isabela Laval's avatar

    Isabela Laval
    wrote on December 4 2008 @ 10:30 am: [report]

    Even as I cry, I’m hopeful.


    Reagan's avatar

    Reagan
    wrote on December 4 2008 @ 11:10 am: [report]

    Seriously, did that really just happen?

    OR

    It seemed like a good idea.


    Glam's avatar

    Glam
    wrote on December 4 2008 @ 01:01 pm: [report]

    Single black female addicted to retail.


    darkfire's avatar

    darkfire
    wrote on December 4 2008 @ 02:10 pm: [report]

    Intelligent, curves, f**k what U heard!


    Katia's avatar

    Katia
    wrote on December 4 2008 @ 11:54 pm: [report]

    Fell down and got up again.


    TampaGuitarGuy73's avatar

    TampaGuitarGuy73
    wrote on December 5 2008 @ 01:55 pm: [report]

    Born Marine Corps Guitar Divorce Keepingon


    sue_she's avatar

    sue_she
    wrote on December 7 2008 @ 05:38 pm: [report]

    In purse: single condom, never used.


    jennifer's avatar

    jennifer
    wrote on December 8 2008 @ 12:44 pm: [report]

    Professional:

    Not “bitchy enough” to succeed? #&@$%.

    Personal:

    My cautious heart is still wild.


    shannac02's avatar

    shannac02
    wrote on December 8 2008 @ 01:30 pm: [report]

    Although recently hurt, still a romantic…


    Pas Quotidienne's avatar

    Pas Quotidienne
    wrote on April 1 2009 @ 11:50 am: [report]

    Classy, fabulous and always in control.


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