Nerd Girl Porn: 17 Hot Stand-Up Guys

foxxxyrae
wrote on November 17 2009 @ 04:14 pm: [report]

Oh how I love Demetri Martin! Thank you for including him…that kinda made my day

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on November 17 2009 @ 04:17 pm: [report]

In case you haven’t seen Zach Galifianakis’ other movie, watch “Out Cold”.

sam04
wrote on November 17 2009 @ 04:23 pm: [report]

The It Crowd is a hilarious show.  I’m glad Richard Ayoade was included in this list!

averardoll
wrote on November 17 2009 @ 04:50 pm: [report]

Where is Michael Ian Black? I can’t accept the list w/o him, especially with addition of ugly and talentless hacks..ie. Russell Brandt.

titsmagee
wrote on November 17 2009 @ 04:58 pm: [report]

Um…I’m sorry but Eugene whatever-the-eff is not cute, sexy, or funny in the slightest. I saw him when he opened for FOTC in Indiana and the only people laughing at him were the rip-roaring-drunk people. Seriously unfunny. Unfortunately unfunny. Thank goodness for Bret and Jemaine.

NomChompsky
wrote on November 17 2009 @ 05:08 pm: [report]

Eugene Mirmin; He’s pretty damn dry so if you don’t find him funny he can be excruciating. He runs some pretty decent comedy festivals.

I feel like a lot of these guys are on the average side of average. Not all of them, but to be honest, this reads more like a list of “comedians we could think of” than “hot guy comedians.”

Simcha Whitehill
wrote on November 17 2009 @ 05:11 pm: [report]

@Titsmagee
I once watched Eugene Mirman eat an entire pizza by himself and it was like porn. And I’ve seen him perform a million times and kill it. But you know, to each their own.

Ally
wrote on November 17 2009 @ 05:20 pm: [report]

I love Adam Hills and Wil Anderson, two Aussie comedians who I think are gorgeous.

titsmagee
wrote on November 17 2009 @ 05:21 pm: [report]

Maybe he just had a horrible night when I saw him. I suppose that happens to all comedians once in a while, but man, it was excruciating. It was very cliche “what’s the deal with blah blah blah” stuff.
I LOVE Aziz Ansari btw.

Simcha Whitehill
wrote on November 17 2009 @ 05:28 pm: [report]

@titsmagee
totes, we all have off nights. especially when booze comes into play

and yes Aziz is the dreamiest dreamboat ever.

and btw I heart your avatar name! so funny

Mod Potter
wrote on November 17 2009 @ 05:32 pm: [report]

While I don’t find Joe Rogan physically attractive, he is totally awesome in my book for calling out that hack Carlos Mencia.

Zach Galifianakis beard or no beard is so sexy to me. My friends cringe, but the guy is hilarious. I like some grizzly to my man.

lewomack
wrote on November 17 2009 @ 05:57 pm: [report]

Ooooooooh Demetri Martin… My boyfriend has a man crush on him.

SaraS
wrote on November 17 2009 @ 06:29 pm: [report]

Euguene = not hot. Where’s Bo Burnham? He may be a little young, but he’s adorable. And hilarious.

Dianasof
wrote on November 17 2009 @ 07:44 pm: [report]

Russel Brand? I would choose Noel Fielding over him any day of the week.
I’ve been smitten with Demetri Martin for about four years. I hope to see him live at least once in my lifetime.
This list needs some Michael Ian Black and Michael Showalter in order to truly be complete.

averardoll
wrote on November 17 2009 @ 08:10 pm: [report]

@ Diansof… but if Michael and Michael on the list, we are just going to all end up w/ David Wain.

NaomiK
wrote on November 17 2009 @ 09:08 pm: [report]

Skinny guys with dark hair, brandishing guitars and sense of humor make my pants damp. Thank you frisky.

all15minutefame
wrote on November 17 2009 @ 09:17 pm: [report]

@Dianasof Totally agree with you on Russel Brand! Noel Fielding should replace him on this list, and possibly bring along Julian Barratt for a Mighty Boosh-wich.

casablancas
wrote on November 17 2009 @ 11:03 pm: [report]

Ugh, I used to have a huge crush on Demetri, but I saw him last month at my school’s homecoming gig and he was such a douche. I’ll take Aziz and Zach.

Geevie
wrote on November 18 2009 @ 02:11 am: [report]

It’s not a complete list without Hal Sparks, whose credits not only include the VH1 “I Love The” programs but also as the uber nerd “Zoltan” in Dude Where’s My Car.  He also starred as the adorable cuddly Michael Novotny on Showtime’s Queer as Folk (where you get to see him nakey). 

He’s been a touring comedian since he was 15 years old and just taped his first Showtime comedy special this past week, which will air in early 2010.

Not only is he uproariously funny, but he’s wicked smart.  You can hear his contributions each week on the Stephanie Miller Show, for the aptly titled segment “Humpdays With Hal”. 

Plus he’s got a tongue that gives Gene Simmons a run for his money.

What more could you want?  He’s the whole package. 

colemy
wrote on November 18 2009 @ 10:23 am: [report]

What about Seth Rogen?  He is definitely list worthy.

NaomiK
wrote on November 18 2009 @ 12:13 pm: [report]

@colemy Yes, Seth Rogan, totally cute, funny, and Canadian (I crush on our neighbors to the north).

yagmag
wrote on November 18 2009 @ 01:08 pm: [report]

I wish Greg Barris would put down the puppy and hold me instead.

SarahSilence
wrote on November 18 2009 @ 02:04 pm: [report]

How is Hal Sparks NOT on here?!  He’s hilarious, creative, conscientious, AND in a rock band!

And he’s HOT:

http://www.speakfreewithjb.com/images/3_4promoshot.jpg

FAIL.

micha2310
wrote on November 18 2009 @ 02:47 pm: [report]

what?  no jason schwartzman????

julea
wrote on November 18 2009 @ 03:26 pm: [report]

Mmm, who is this Julian? I haven’t heard of him, but yum.

Also, I LOVE Zach. He doesn’t have to say anything, there’s just something that makes me giggle. His face probably. Hahaha.

And he’s not doing stand up so much anymore, but Eddie Izzard was hot when he dressed like a woman. But we all know that.

liljj257@hotmail.com
wrote on November 18 2009 @ 05:58 pm: [report]

How can you not have Hal Sparks on this list?? Hilarious comedian, kick a** musician, talented actor. How about the fact that he played a gay COMIC BOOK NERD on Queer As Folk? Uhh isn’t this list called “Nerd Girl Porn:17 Hot Stand -Up Guys”. Yeah, this list needs to be revised!

modern-bride
wrote on November 19 2009 @ 09:38 am: [report]

Hey did I miss something, where is Dane Cook? He is HILARIOUS! Love Russell Brand though ever since I saw him in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. : D

Shosanna
wrote on November 19 2009 @ 12:45 pm: [report]

@modern-bride I respect everyone’s tastes, but Dane Cook should come nowhere near this list.  I would have to fight the urge to punch him in his unfunny sack.

However, I do agree with your thoughts on Russell Brand.  Nom nom.

averardoll
wrote on November 19 2009 @ 02:23 pm: [report]

Dane Cook is only funny if you’re 15.

CheezeDoodles
wrote on November 22 2009 @ 11:59 pm: [report]

@averardoll:  SO TRUE.  Dane Cook is about as funny and entertaining as dental surgery in a moving car.  His presence in a film is like a “Seal of Suck” on the DVD case.

Demetri Martin makes my side hurt, and he’s cute too.  I can’t wait for his show to return to Comedy Central in February!

modern-bride
wrote on December 2 2009 @ 03:34 pm: [report]

Wow, didn’t realize there was so much Dane hate!

Well to each her own. I still think he is hilarious, energetic, and unique. I like that he tries to evolve his art unlike other comedians who just do the same shtick for years. He’s the only comedian to ever intrigue me enough to go out and purchase their cd/dvd, so there you have it. If you want to go back and listen to his first 2 cds you might change your opinion.

bubblegum
wrote on December 4 2009 @ 10:24 am: [report]

I love Russel Brand!
He’s hot and funny! So sexy!