Nerd Girl Porn: Sexy Vampires

Erin G
wrote on June 26 2009 @ 09:21 am: [report]

Tom Cruise was way better and hotter as Lestat.

Queen Frostine
wrote on June 26 2009 @ 09:37 am: [report]

Ummm… where is Cruise? Lestat was HAWT.

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on June 26 2009 @ 09:48 am: [report]

@Simcha: You need to take the good with the bad. Ahem, Wesley Snipes.

writergirl
wrote on June 26 2009 @ 10:22 am: [report]

Alexander Skarsgard can bite me any time!

Justine
wrote on June 26 2009 @ 10:29 am: [report]

I love #20.

Simcha Whitehill
wrote on June 26 2009 @ 10:46 am: [report]

@Cheese
I love the Snipes, I just don’t want to bone the vamp version. And here at the frisky, we keep it sexy, right CheeeEEEEse?

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on June 26 2009 @ 10:51 am: [report]

@Simcha: Like a man because he was a vampire, love a man for tax evasion. *Swoon*

jojo32
wrote on June 26 2009 @ 11:13 am: [report]

Love Vampire Weekend!!  Good Call!  (this was the only one that excited me at all) 

Shotputter
wrote on June 26 2009 @ 01:01 pm: [report]

Bill is by far the sexiest vampire. I am a True Blood fanatic. One of the best series on TV.

alphabete
wrote on June 26 2009 @ 01:13 pm: [report]

I am perhaps the only girl-person who hates vampires.  Any kind of vampire, I hate it.  Occasionally I can be amused or impressed by a vampire but the whole “vampire” angle makes it almost 100% unlikely I will ever find any kind of vampire sexy.

Vampires are supposed to be monsters, not pretty, hip, emo Abercrombie & Fitch models.

Also how can anyone take True Blood seriously?  It’s based on a book series which has a WERE-LEOPARD in it. 

A WERE-LEOPARD

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on June 26 2009 @ 01:23 pm: [report]

@alphabete: OMG! You hate Count Chocula?

Symian
wrote on June 26 2009 @ 01:24 pm: [report]

Most of these vampires here look like they probably get their fresh kill from the Whole Foods.  I like the stories where the vampire is a blood-thirsty creature of the night, not some metrosexual, sparkle-in-the-sun, falling in love with a girl, I hope I have enough gel for my hair manboy who looks like he still needs to drop his sack.  Sheesh, these guys take all the fun out of watching vampire movies.

alphabete
wrote on June 26 2009 @ 01:32 pm: [report]

@CheEez I especially hate Count Chocula.  The texture of that cereal is atrocious and the flavor leaves a lot to be desired.

(CheEez is not an insult.  It was just easier than copy/paste or trying to make sure I had the right # of eE’s)

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on June 26 2009 @ 01:39 pm: [report]

@alpgabete: What about The Count from Sesame Street?

There are 8 e’s, but I can also be called cheese, cheesy, fromage, but I’ll respond to “Awesome” too.

alphabete
wrote on June 26 2009 @ 01:45 pm: [report]

@CheEz: The Count may be an exception.  I don’t hate him, but he sure ain’t sexy!

Righteous Metal Broad
wrote on June 26 2009 @ 02:12 pm: [report]

I agree with alphabete about how vampires are supposed to be monsters and not sparkly emo boys.

But I still love vampires just not in a “OMG I want to jump their bones” kind of way.

Give me Danny Huston as the main vamp in “30 Days Of Night” any day over Edward Cullen.

cun7n1nja_
wrote on June 26 2009 @ 02:33 pm: [report]

@alphabete: Yes, a were-leopard. And I can’t wait to see if True Blood continues long enough to have him on the show. Quinn is gonna be hottttt. =P

taalibba
wrote on June 26 2009 @ 09:59 pm: [report]

Would have considered your whole article invalid if you hadn’t included Spike, so thanks!

andelizastrin
wrote on June 28 2009 @ 04:03 pm: [report]

I agree with Shotputter.  Bill Compton… mmmmm.  Such an amazing show.

Also, I’m very glad that Spike was included in this list!  He is too often left out.

Jay Lopes
wrote on July 27 2009 @ 11:44 am: [report]

@Symian: Have you ever watched True Blood?
-If You have how can you tell me Eric isn’t your badass-killer-vampire and sexy all in one?
-If you haven’t…what are you doing here?! Go! Watch!