Nerd Girl Porn: Hot Teddy Bears

Perceptible
wrote on July 28 2009 @ 01:32 pm: [report]

Eww. No thanks. Fat guys do NOT do it for me.

Claireific
wrote on July 28 2009 @ 01:50 pm: [report]

KEVIN FEDERLINE?!?! Are you KIDDING me?! OK, so Jack Black uses his body as a physical comedian and it works for him. But effing K-FED?! How the hell is a leech that does literally nothing except get grotesquely huge while he sucks on Britney’s bank account and every McDonald’s in southern California make it onto a list of loveable heftier dudes? Jesus, Frisky. Have some standards. Apparently just being famous, male and overweight gets you on this list.

shannac02
wrote on July 28 2009 @ 01:52 pm: [report]

I LOVE teddy bear guys!!!!!!!!!!

Riley
wrote on July 28 2009 @ 02:04 pm: [report]

Seems like Amelia has some issues with people that frequent gyms.

Squidtermz
wrote on July 28 2009 @ 02:17 pm: [report]

Mario Batali? Does he even like girls? I doubt it….

JessicaGuillen
wrote on July 28 2009 @ 02:18 pm: [report]

Perceptible I dunno if a “eeww” was really called for but whatever. 

I love teddy bear guys! I used to have an enormous crush on Seth Rogen but since his huge weight loss, I love lost my girl boner for him.  He looks like a bobble head but is still really funny.  I agree KFed shouldn’t be anywhere on this list but hey to each there own.  I won’t “eeww” you.

Claireific
wrote on July 28 2009 @ 02:41 pm: [report]

I’m also going to bust out my feminist side and point out that men don’t compile lists of sexy plus-size women they totally lust after. It’s just not acceptable for us to “avoid the gym”, but “cute” when men do it.

sstephs
wrote on July 28 2009 @ 03:03 pm: [report]

@JessicaGuillen It’s like you took that comment right off the tip of my tongue.
Really though…Seth Rogen was always the first on my list. LOVED him before
the weight loss. Somehow, he’s not as appealing now. KFed never has been
appealing… AT ALL.

Lilypie
wrote on July 28 2009 @ 05:58 pm: [report]

Personality and humor make many of these guys darling in my book, chubby or not.

Shasta
wrote on July 28 2009 @ 06:04 pm: [report]

@Lilypie is right. That’s why KFed is so unappealing. He’s a moron. And what’s up with including Paul Blart Mall Cop/King of Queens. 

I’m a fan of the beef guy.  I like the rumpled “have another chili dog” look.  Particularly, Philip Seymour.  Though am completely repulsed by the mobidly obese “Get me a defibrillator” thing.

Shasta
wrote on July 28 2009 @ 06:12 pm: [report]

I’m a fan of the “beefy” guy, though I suppose I could be a fan of the “beef guy.”

BTW.  Mario Batali is married with kids.  He actually looked thinner in that picture.

Justine
wrote on July 28 2009 @ 06:12 pm: [report]

K-Fed? The hell, Frisky. Never.

and I miss the old Seth Rogen, but now he’s kinda hot.

MissBev
wrote on July 28 2009 @ 10:10 pm: [report]

I love bigger guys I’m happy to see this post and the attention it’s giving “teddy bears.”  BUT, I don’t agree with half of the guys that were included in the list. It feels like you went out and found any actor/celebrity that was somewhat big or had gained weight at one time and added him to the list. Instead of adding guys that really didn’t need to be on there, the list should have been kept small with the guys that can really be considered both a “teddy bear” and hot.

Titi
wrote on July 29 2009 @ 02:04 am: [report]

Ew. I’m with Perceptible—no fat guys for me, please.

Skwisgiirl
wrote on July 29 2009 @ 10:06 am: [report]

@ Titi, Perceptible: Seriously? “No fatties?” What’s that about? People can be attractive no matter what their size. And practically speaking, if you can keep up with me, then I don’t care how big you are. Skinny, muscular, squishy—it’s all good. It’s great to have a preference, but the blanket disgust is a bit unnecessary. If the guys’ girth is so abhorrent to you, skip the slideshow and let the rest of us enjoy ourselves.

@ Claireific: I think it’s a bit of a confounded problem—I feel plus-sized women are rarely featured in the media, and if they are, then it’s never through an attractive lens, or at the very least through a lens that doesn’t highlight their fatness. What I’m saying is, what do guys have to choose from, when it comes to mass media? There are plenty of famous chubby guys, but I’m finding difficulty thinking of heavier women.

Keesh Mia
wrote on July 29 2009 @ 10:45 am: [report]

SPOILER ALERT: This is the grossest porn EVER!!!! Yucky guys!  But you gotta get to the end.  It’s totally a surprise ending!

*sam*
wrote on July 29 2009 @ 01:53 pm: [report]

aww, I LOVE me a teddy-bear guy!!! although, I do agree that some of the guys on here could have been left out (again, K-FED.. really frisky??).

snap
wrote on July 29 2009 @ 02:01 pm: [report]

NOTHING about a fat, sweaty man huffing and puffing over my own does ANYTHING for me.

i prefer lean, sexy guys.

DancingGeek
wrote on July 29 2009 @ 08:07 pm: [report]

@ frisked -been there done that, bought the t-shirt.

@skwisgiirl, of course people can be attractive regardless of weight, but its a matter of personal preference- like preferring blue eyes or dark hair.  I like what I like, and I like tall and lean.

sromero4503
wrote on July 30 2009 @ 02:56 pm: [report]

I also used to prefer tall and lean guys, but then a friend had an idea to set me up with one of his buddies whom he described as “weird and chubby”

Sounds SUPER hot, right? The weird part I was ok with, the chubby part, I wasnt so sure about. We talked on the phone for about 9 hours over 3 days, and when we finally met, the sparks freaking flew! He is very sweet, very smart and very nice. He is the most passionate man I have ever known (read that as AMAZING in bed, lol) and is super sexy with all his chubbiness!

On December 12th we celebrated 7 months together, and on Christmas morning I opened a tiny little gift bag that had a tiny little box in it with the most gorgeous engagement ring inside. This man that I honestly probably never would have been attracted to before, is now my life. I adore him, and I can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with him. =)

The moral of this story? Give the chubby guys a chance!

spinal11
wrote on July 31 2009 @ 11:34 am: [report]

THANK YOU! I’m a girl who LOVES the chubby teddy bear types (especially if they can make me laugh) and I’ve always been sad the “bear” niche only exists for gay men. My crush began with ‘Al’ from Home Improvement as a kid, and moved on through Jack Black and half the guys on this list!

Just wanted to say you left out a few hot chubby guys like Anthony Anderson and Russell Crowe, and included a few guys who are chubby and NOT hot, like K-Fed and that Patton Oswald dude. But still, THANKS!

rn_damia
wrote on August 2 2009 @ 06:49 pm: [report]

Love the teddy bears (except KFed and Baldwin), I don’t EVER want to feel like I might smother my guy!  And if you’re in love, the body type does not matter.