Nerd Girl Porn: Hot Guys With Mustaches

z3nger
wrote on October 19 2009 @ 03:58 pm: [report]

Wow daniel craig looks absolutely hideous with a ‘stache…

Anniushka
wrote on October 19 2009 @ 05:57 pm: [report]

@z3nger: Second. His was the only one that I really hated, and I’m definitely not a big ‘stache fan.

That said, I don’t mind—I might even like—the moustache-beard combination. I didn’t even realize it was considered a moustache if it was attached to a beard.

(Also, show of hands: moustache or mustache?)

cali_candy
wrote on October 19 2009 @ 09:15 pm: [report]

hey, yall forgot to add Robert Downey Jr! He was totally sporting a Super Mario mustache for awhile last yr….

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/puresexrdjtropic.jpg

His Iron Man mustache/goatee is totally hot

Anniushka
wrote on October 19 2009 @ 10:19 pm: [report]

@Cali_candy: His Iron Man moustache/goatee totally makes him look like my Quiz Bowl coach (/social studies teacher) in high school. (Like… you don’t even know. It’s freaky as hell.) Whose name is also Robert. Hmmm.

bogart4017
wrote on October 20 2009 @ 07:53 am: [report]

I recently started wearing a modified “number runner” mustache (think Little Richard) after one co-worker commented that i looked like a 70’s porn star (i always figured wear a full mustache or none at all). I actually feel cleaner and look younger and there is less maintenance (which for me mean fewer nicks and cuts).

majicksand
wrote on October 20 2009 @ 07:56 am: [report]

Apparently I went to school with Pharrell Williams.  A couple of my old HS buddies swear I knew him, but I honestly don’t remember him at all.  Oh well, I guess I blew my opportunity to claim a link to a celebrity.

Ghirardelli
wrote on October 20 2009 @ 02:00 pm: [report]

The only mustache that didn’t make me want to gag was Aaron Paul’s.

SassyDaisy
wrote on October 20 2009 @ 02:08 pm: [report]

Not into guys facial hair buuuut Common and Ryan Gosling’s my favorites..yummm…

C.Munro
wrote on October 20 2009 @ 02:31 pm: [report]

Wow, Daniel Craig can grow an impressive kradackledack.  Maybe he should be cast as Magnum if they ever get that movie off the ground. 

Oh, and if it’s part of a ring-goatee or a beard, it doesn’t count as a mustache.

equnsuocha
wrote on October 20 2009 @ 02:41 pm: [report]

@C.Munro TY SIR!  I now know what a McDonald’s Sugar Free Vanilla Iced Coffee is like when spurting from my nose!  What in holy hell is a kradackledack?  To me its. just. awesome.  LMAO

C.Munro
wrote on October 20 2009 @ 04:50 pm: [report]

A kradackledack is that large but neatly clipped ‘80s-style mustache that every cop has.

Meg
wrote on October 20 2009 @ 07:21 pm: [report]

Daniel Craig has a grampa ‘stash. lol.

Meg
wrote on October 20 2009 @ 07:24 pm: [report]

Like who the !#&@* are most of these guys?

Meg
wrote on October 20 2009 @ 07:24 pm: [report]

None of these were that great. Did you notice #15? That guy looks like Ashton Kutcher in some 70’s sleazy detective costume.

Meg
wrote on October 20 2009 @ 07:27 pm: [report]

OK last comment: how about guys with puppies or guys in pink? I think you guys are running out of ideas for Nerd Girl Porn and it makes me sad

Claireific
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 09:59 am: [report]

Matthew Williamson looks like Christopher Walken as The Continental.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/4191/saturday-night-live-the-continental

SamL
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 10:04 am: [report]

@Meg. I agree with that last comment, and I want to see both of your suggestions!

DancingGeek
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 05:59 pm: [report]

I would do George Clooney, Johnny Depp or RDJ even if they were covered in fire ants!

tinybird
wrote on October 22 2009 @ 01:10 am: [report]

I saw Daniel Craig and thought “How did my high school math teacher get on this list”