Greasy Guys Slideshow: Johnny Depp, Ed Westwick

Posted by: Jessica Wakeman Filed in: galleries, guys
3:30PM, Thursday August 27th 2009

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One of the finer points of male attractiveness to women is the difference between greasy and slimy. A slimy guy is up to no good, sneaky as a pickpocket, nefarious as Iago, someone like Joe Francis or Spencer Pratt (who should not be allowed to procreate).

But a greasy guy is another story. Greasy guys are actually sweethearts—you just want to dunk them in a scalding bath before taking them into your arms. Take, for instance, Justin Timberlake. JT told Allure, “My secret for my hair is that I don’t wash it. I shampoo it once every ten days or so. It’s more manageable with the natural oil.” Ten days? Oh, my.

Click through to see more hot-but-greasy guys we’d love to lather up ... and yes, there’s a Jonas brother.

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LayD
wrote on August 27 2009 @ 03:09 pm: [report]

Seriously, Pete Doherty? The guy that is known for getting Kate Moss into all that trouble with Coke? Who was basically just bad news for Kate. The Blake Fielder-Civil to Kate’s Amy Winehouse? The guy who is known more for his drug addictions (to several different drugs) than for his talent? Maybe I just have different standards, but I would classify him as slimy, not greasy. Also, I do enjoy Russell Brand, but he would need way more than a shower to get near me. Yes, he is funny, but that is all he has going for him, especially with him getting in trouble for his inapporpriate prank calls leading to his resignation from his radio show. Where’s the sweetheart component of these greasy guys?

julseymp
wrote on August 27 2009 @ 08:15 pm: [report]

Ha ha! Love the line before the jump: And yes, there’s a Jonas brother. Is it weird that I, a 26 year old woman, have a secret crush on Joe Jonas? How old is that little youngin? He is seriously adorable! Also love the other not-so-obvious picks, like Russell Brand.

foxxxyrae
wrote on August 28 2009 @ 06:42 pm: [report]

I loooove me some Johnny Depp! and Russell Brand is awesome!

danae
wrote on August 29 2009 @ 11:44 pm: [report]

Pete Doherty?!? Are you insane?!? He’s not just greasy he’s revolting!

How is Orlando Bloom not on this list?

MichelledGrace
wrote on August 30 2009 @ 05:10 am: [report]

Johnny Depp is so greasy, he has red eyes lol.

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Frederica Bimble
wrote on September 1 2009 @ 05:29 am: [report]

Pete Doherty? I know that guy and I remember when he first started on heroin how different he was. He WAS attractive back then but now (in real life) he exudes the usual, desperate drug addict “vibe.” It is sad and I hope he starts liking himself and understands that he’s just “lost his way.” I thought he was so lovely years ago and to see him go down the flusher - AND the other people I know from that circle - for the sake of trying to “check out of life” is unsettling. I wish him the best.
As for the rest of the list, most of the guys on it are just gross.

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