Newsflash: Natalie Portman Does Not Date Men Off Of Craigslist
Posted by: Jessica Wakeman
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9:49AM, Tuesday December 8th 2009
Last night, I was in the changing room at my NYC gym alongside the lovely and petite Natalie Portman! She was wearing a puffy green coat and Tretorn rain boots even though it wasn’t raining outside and didn’t close her locker behind her. Anyway, because I’m a nerd, this morning I Googled “Natalie Portman Equinox” just for kicks and I came up with this Craigslist posting by some gym bunny asking Nat on a date. It says:
“You’re Natalie Portman. I was running on the treadmill at Equinox today…you were with your friend…i think you kind of checked me out a little…thought you were cute, would love to grab a drink.
Poor boob! Natalie wasn’t checking you out, honey. She was afraid because you were staring at her.
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FrzKey
wrote on December 8 2009 @ 09:55 am: [report]
Too small to see the image, paraphrase?
silvergurl
wrote on December 8 2009 @ 09:56 am: [report]
hahahah. i’m surprised celebrities don’t walk around with bodyguards all the time. i guess natalie is down to earth. i wonder what it’s like to be that famous…is it possible to date non-celebrities? i mean, wherever you go, people stare at you. but that’s so cool, jessica. you saw natalie portman today!
CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on December 8 2009 @ 10:01 am: [report]
I would so “Run her treadmill”.
bogart4017
wrote on December 8 2009 @ 10:14 am: [report]
If he was so sure he was being checked out, how come he didnt say something in person?
Wakemyn
wrote on December 8 2009 @ 10:21 am: [report]
So, Jessica, you called her and asked her? Your declarative headline certainly implies that you did, and I sincerely hope you’re not making an assumption about her dating habits.
ElleSays
wrote on December 8 2009 @ 10:47 am: [report]
Yeah, he was being checked out as potential stalker…
Jordancooper
wrote on December 27 2009 @ 05:33 pm: [report]
Ha. This is funny. I wrote the post that you’re referencing. But you’ve got it wrong. I wasn’t staring at her, I was just working out. Normally if I thought a girl wa interested in talking, I’d just say hi, but I don’t think people really want to be hit on at the gym. She is just a normal person, it’s possible that she could check a dude out at the gym like any other girl. My post was kind of a joke…but since you were kind enough to pick it up, I’ll take this opportunity to say: Natalie, I was the dude in red shorts with short hair. I blog here: jordancooper.wordpress.com. I’m assuming your just a normal person, would be nice to prove this presumptuous gossip reporter wrong (portman’s publicist or whoever reads this rediculous stuff, pls forward). Presumptuous gossip reporter: we go to the same gym. Come say hi