thegr8brownie
wrote on August 13 2008 @ 01:41 pm:

Badger!? don’t you mean Beaver?

Amelia
wrote on August 13 2008 @ 01:58 pm:

Nope, badger. Beaver is another one, though.

Kiki T
wrote on August 13 2008 @ 02:12 pm:

in the Filipino and Brazilian slang, Kiki = vagina

this makes me very popular in some areas of the world

lilo
wrote on August 13 2008 @ 02:17 pm:

i prefer “down there”

Amelia
wrote on August 13 2008 @ 02:27 pm:

Also, what’s interesting about Jack Nasty Face is that it originated MUCH earlier than Brokeback Mountain.

Texas24
wrote on August 13 2008 @ 03:46 pm:

I think “vajayjay” got started by Perez Hilton. I could be wrong, but that’s where I first heard it. Tyra Banks has used it, too, but she uses every popular term to the point of abuse. “FIERCE!”

Simosa
wrote on August 13 2008 @ 04:44 pm:

I prefer “kitty” over the P word anyday

Ciarra
wrote on August 13 2008 @ 07:44 pm:

I prefer “cookie\”.

Elle
wrote on August 13 2008 @ 09:37 pm:

I call it my “area”. 

k paul blume
wrote on August 14 2008 @ 07:54 am:

”Vajajay?!
erm
how...precious
they serve ‘punani’ at Indian restaurants, don’t they...when you eat punani, you get a serving of chutney
call me old fashioned (or just pour me one), but, having indulged in perhaps a bit too much Anais Nin as a child I like the Delta of Venus
yes
give me Delta of Venus
now, please

Marshall
wrote on August 14 2008 @ 10:54 am:

Here’s a new one for you:  vagoo.  I don’t know if its funny or offensive.  maybe a little of both

FH
wrote on August 15 2008 @ 08:00 am:

furburger? :D

Starry Eyed
wrote on August 15 2008 @ 06:46 pm:

“Hair Pie” reminds me of Revenge of the Nerds Also, wasn’t there some kind of list like this in the Vagina Monologues?  This list is far more convenient though.

Starry Eyed
wrote on August 15 2008 @ 06:49 pm:

One more thing:  Is there going to be a follow-up list of terms for the male parts?  I’m sure we all have a few we like, or at least find amusing.

Elle
wrote on August 15 2008 @ 09:22 pm:

I’m with Starry Eyed!  In my Sexuality class in college one of our classes was spent coming up with terms for both the male and female genitalia.  It was pretty funny.

k paul blume
wrote on August 16 2008 @ 10:37 am:

Yes!
Equal time for guys’(fill in the blank)!
I nominate wee-wee whizbang!

Corey Stewart
wrote on August 22 2008 @ 04:41 am:

Where’s Dropbox?

jessica
wrote on August 26 2008 @ 07:12 pm:

What abt chocha?

k paul blume
wrote on August 27 2008 @ 08:37 am:

Hasn’t chocha already been mentioned?
(Being a brutalist—not to mention a submissive—I still prefer the colloqialism for ‘love *organ* that dare not speak its name’...in polite company, anyhow.)

bunnymatic
wrote on August 27 2008 @ 01:28 pm:

k paul please tell me the whole indian restaurant thing was just a pun on “pani puri” or do you really nost know better? ::grossed out:: lol.

Lawrence Fink
wrote on August 27 2008 @ 08:28 pm:

“three in the sheila, one in the sniffer, and the thumb’s free to tickle the bagoina”

--the factory

k paul blume
wrote on August 28 2008 @ 08:30 am:

Bunnymatic—
Yes, I do know that.
...just writing to someone else that I’m a huge word-play fan, btw…
However, in my experience, both are eminently edible.

Joanne
wrote on August 28 2008 @ 01:31 pm:

My mom called it a “Tweekie” growing up and my friend’s mom called it a “beeper”.

Brandy
wrote on August 28 2008 @ 07:44 pm:

what about my ding-ding?

thats my fave.... haha

or hooch

Joanna
wrote on August 31 2008 @ 10:47 pm:

Cooter-cat!

Anna N. Ymous
wrote on September 01 2008 @ 02:41 am:

You just never want to hear your boss say the phrase “script for vag cream.”

Even if your workplace is a pharmacy.
And said pharmacy does not fill said scripts.

Simon
wrote on September 01 2008 @ 04:19 am:

You’ll hate me for this, and I by no means advocate usage of this term, but my little brother heard this one at school . . . “axe wound”.

Sorry!

Biff Muscleworth
wrote on September 01 2008 @ 07:52 am:

Stench trench! Cod cavity! Glistening gigglegash! The eye of terror! Furburger!

Vagetarian
wrote on September 01 2008 @ 01:52 pm:

I like pussy… I really do.

k paul blume
wrote on September 01 2008 @ 02:22 pm:

me too, Vagetarian—which reminds me I still haven’t decided what to do about dinner.

tank167
wrote on September 01 2008 @ 08:20 pm:

actually rosebud is the anus.

bluethegreat
wrote on September 02 2008 @ 07:26 pm:

notorious v a g.  its a private joke, but still funny for all i think.

Mike
wrote on September 02 2008 @ 08:03 pm:

Beaver, not Badger. 
vajayjay is old skool, not started by anyone you know.
Fanny means ass.
Beef curtains means a nasty vagina.

Miss May
wrote on September 02 2008 @ 08:32 pm:

Fanny means ass in America.

In Australia and Britain we giggle when you guys say it coz it means vagina to us. The physics of “landing on your fanny” are mind-boggling.

secondopinion
wrote on September 03 2008 @ 11:13 am:

cum dumpster

cocoaglobal
wrote on September 04 2008 @ 06:50 am:

Cookie is a good one

sugarcouple
wrote on September 04 2008 @ 09:50 pm:

Just for fun, my wife and I decided to try to find an existing candy/candy bar name that makes the best euphemism for her girly part! Here were our top choices, counting down to our favorite:

#12 Dip Dab
#11 Curly Wurly
#10 Flump
#9 Fuzzy Peach
#8 Munch
#7 Perk
#6 Tootsie Roll
#5 Skor
#4 Kit Kat
#3 Cherry Blossom
#2 Twix
#1 Whatchamacallit

unabug
wrote on September 18 2008 @ 01:56 pm:

My parents used to call my girl bit my “tinky” and my brother’s bit his “giggy”.  You can imagine my glee when many years later the tele-tubby Tinky Winky was born.

Gregor
wrote on September 20 2008 @ 09:45 pm:

“Why,” thought she, “the English language is a vast repository of
slang and euphemisms. I wonder how many I can think of for “vagina...”

After a moment’s reflection she again spoke loud. “Let me see, there’s
Beaver, Bearded Clam, Boogie, Box, Burger, Bush, Cherry, Clam, Clit,
Cock, Cockpit, Coochie, Cookies, Cooze, Crack, Cream Pie, Creampuff,
Cunnie (archaic,) ####, Fanny (Brit.), Flaps, Flower, Front Door,
Furburger, Furrow, the Garden, Gates of Heaven, Gumbo, Hair Pie, Hole,
Honeypot, It, Jelly Roll, Lips, the Little Man in the Boat, Love
Canal, Love Nest, Manhole, Mantrap, Meat, Merkin, Mound of Venus,
Muff, Mustache, Nest, Nookie, Oven, Oyster, Pearl, Pelt, Peterhole,
Pie, Pink, Pookie, Poontang, Private Parts, Privates, Pubes, Pussy,
Rose, Rosebud, Runway, Rude Bits, Rug, Quim, Quiver, the Saddle,
Scabbard, the Secret Garden, Sheath, Slit, Snatch, Taco, Thing,
Thingie, Trigger, Tuna, Tunnel of Love, Twat, Twinkie, Vagina, Vulva, Yoni,
Wig...how interesting.”

corey
wrote on September 22 2008 @ 03:32 pm:

sausage wallet? penis sleeve?

Jenova
wrote on September 26 2008 @ 07:00 pm:

I prefer leasticoulddo.com’s “vagoo.” It’s so friendly!

ShortStack
wrote on September 27 2008 @ 10:11 am:

LMAO!!! Beef Curtains…
Dew Flaps…
Penis Garage…

I can’t wait to use them!!!

amused
wrote on October 01 2008 @ 03:05 pm:

Howzabout “squish mitten” or “yippie bog”?

(Thank you, Jimmy Pop.)

Cat
wrote on October 03 2008 @ 03:00 pm:

All the porn stars I know call it a cookie. And yes, I know a lot of porn stars. Me...I like to call it like it is. Vagina. At least when talking to my children. That or we just call it our privates. My husband prefers Hoo Hoo. I coined Lust Receptacle. I like that one.

JOHNSGURL23
wrote on October 08 2008 @ 12:09 am:

I am enjoying this...this is so funny.Personally mines is the “PLEASURE PLACE”.

k paul blume
wrote on October 08 2008 @ 05:09 am:

Pleasure Place
hmmmm…
Recently, for me at least, it more like ‘The Forbidden Kingdom’.

meiam
wrote on October 09 2008 @ 07:46 pm:

ha! i love that Hoo-ha is on here! that’s what my jerk ex called his penis!

emily
wrote on October 14 2008 @ 08:45 am:

this is great!  but you’re missing one:

how about “meat-wallet”?

joe
wrote on October 15 2008 @ 12:08 pm:

ummm...dick sock anyone?

whowhatzit
wrote on November 07 2008 @ 06:19 am:

Dad always called his package his Chummies!