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Name That Vajayjay: 40 Words For Every Situation

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How did it happen that “vajayjay” quickly became the slang term for vagina? Did Oprah start it? Was it Grey’s Anatomy? It almost feels like a fable at this point—but regardless, there has ALWAYS been slang terms for what’s in your pants and who knows? By the year 2067, vajayjay may sound as old-fashioned as “delta of Venus” or “aphrodisiacal tennis court” do now. After the jump, we’ve compiled a list of 40 slang terms for every important occasion.

When Discussing Female Health Matters With Your Gyno/Parents/Boss:
  • Business
  • Privates
  • Patsy
  • Nether Regions
  • Vagina (duh!)
In The Midst Of Ecstatic Love-Making With Your Sexual Partner:
  • Snatch
  • Kitty
  • Junk
  • Yoni
  • Punani
Just, You Know, Like, Shooting The Breeze With Your Girlfriends:
  • Vajayjay
  • Britney
  • Cooter
  • Hoo-ha
  • Coozie
If You’re Writing The Next Great American Romance Novel:
  • Dew-flaps
  • Quim
  • Rosebud
  • Sugar Basin
  • Love Tunnel
  • Lady Flower
  • Bower of Bliss
  • Oracle
  • Nonny-no
  • Gentleman's Pleasure Garden
When You’re Dressing Up As A Misogynist For Halloween:
  • Pink Taco
  • Clam
  • Beef Curtains
  • Hair Pie
  • Jam Cookie
If You're Writing A Term Paper On The History Of Sex:
  • Arbor
  • Attic
  • Cunnikin
  • Fanny
  • Nature's Tufted Treasure
You Want To Make Someone Laugh:
  • Vertical Smile
  • Penis Garage
  • Badger
  • Mossy Cottage
  • Jack Nastyface

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thegr8brownie
wrote on August 13 2008 @ 12:41 pm: [report]

Badger!? don’t you mean Beaver?


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Amelia
wrote on August 13 2008 @ 12:58 pm: [report]

Nope, badger. Beaver is another one, though.


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Kiki T
wrote on August 13 2008 @ 01:12 pm: [report]

in the Filipino and Brazilian slang, Kiki = vagina

this makes me very popular in some areas of the world


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lilo
wrote on August 13 2008 @ 01:17 pm: [report]

i prefer “down there”


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Amelia
wrote on August 13 2008 @ 01:27 pm: [report]

Also, what’s interesting about Jack Nasty Face is that it originated MUCH earlier than Brokeback Mountain.


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Texas24
wrote on August 13 2008 @ 02:46 pm: [report]

I think “vajayjay” got started by Perez Hilton. I could be wrong, but that’s where I first heard it. Tyra Banks has used it, too, but she uses every popular term to the point of abuse. “FIERCE!”


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Simosa
wrote on August 13 2008 @ 03:44 pm: [report]

I prefer “kitty” over the P word anyday


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Ciarra
wrote on August 13 2008 @ 06:44 pm: [report]

I prefer “cookie”.


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Elle
wrote on August 13 2008 @ 08:37 pm: [report]

I call it my “area”.  smile


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k paul blume
wrote on August 14 2008 @ 06:54 am: [report]

Vajajay?!
erm
how…precious
they serve ‘punani’ at Indian restaurants, don’t they…when you eat punani, you get a serving of chutney
call me old fashioned (or just pour me one), but, having indulged in perhaps a bit too much Anais Nin as a child I like the Delta of Venus
yes
give me Delta of Venus
now, please


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Marshall
wrote on August 14 2008 @ 09:54 am: [report]

Here’s a new one for you:  vagoo.  I don’t know if its funny or offensive.  maybe a little of both


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FH
wrote on August 15 2008 @ 07:00 am: [report]

furburger? :D


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Starry Eyed
wrote on August 15 2008 @ 05:46 pm: [report]

“Hair Pie” reminds me of Revenge of the Nerds smile  Also, wasn’t there some kind of list like this in the Vagina Monologues?  This list is far more convenient though.


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Starry Eyed
wrote on August 15 2008 @ 05:49 pm: [report]

One more thing:  Is there going to be a follow-up list of terms for the male parts?  I’m sure we all have a few we like, or at least find amusing.


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Elle
wrote on August 15 2008 @ 08:22 pm: [report]

I’m with Starry Eyed!  In my Sexuality class in college one of our classes was spent coming up with terms for both the male and female genitalia.  It was pretty funny.


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k paul blume
wrote on August 16 2008 @ 09:37 am: [report]

Yes!
Equal time for guys’(fill in the blank)!
I nominate wee-wee whizbang!


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Corey Stewart
wrote on August 22 2008 @ 03:41 am: [report]

Where’s Dropbox?


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jessica
wrote on August 26 2008 @ 06:12 pm: [report]

What abt chocha?


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k paul blume
wrote on August 27 2008 @ 07:37 am: [report]

Hasn’t chocha already been mentioned?
(Being a brutalist—not to mention a submissive—I still prefer the colloqialism for ‘love *organ* that dare not speak its name’...in polite company, anyhow.)


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bunnymatic
wrote on August 27 2008 @ 12:28 pm: [report]

k paul please tell me the whole indian restaurant thing was just a pun on “pani puri” or do you really nost know better? ::grossed out:: lol.


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Lawrence Fink
wrote on August 27 2008 @ 07:28 pm: [report]

“three in the sheila, one in the sniffer, and the thumb’s free to tickle the bagoina”

—the factory


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k paul blume
wrote on August 28 2008 @ 07:30 am: [report]

Bunnymatic—
Yes, I do know that.
...just writing to someone else that I’m a huge word-play fan, btw…
However, in my experience, both are eminently edible.


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Joanne
wrote on August 28 2008 @ 12:31 pm: [report]

My mom called it a “Tweekie” growing up and my friend’s mom called it a “beeper”.


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Brandy
wrote on August 28 2008 @ 06:44 pm: [report]

what about my ding-ding?

thats my fave…. haha

or hooch


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Joanna
wrote on August 31 2008 @ 09:47 pm: [report]

Cooter-cat!


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Anna N. Ymous
wrote on September 1 2008 @ 01:41 am: [report]

You just never want to hear your boss say the phrase “script for vag cream.”

Even if your workplace is a pharmacy.
And said pharmacy does not fill said scripts.


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Simon
wrote on September 1 2008 @ 03:19 am: [report]

You’ll hate me for this, and I by no means advocate usage of this term, but my little brother heard this one at school . . . “axe wound”.

Sorry!


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Biff Muscleworth
wrote on September 1 2008 @ 06:52 am: [report]

Stench trench! Cod cavity! Glistening gigglegash! The eye of terror! Furburger!


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Vagetarian
wrote on September 1 2008 @ 12:52 pm: [report]

I like pussy… I really do.


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k paul blume
wrote on September 1 2008 @ 01:22 pm: [report]

me too, Vagetarian—which reminds me I still haven’t decided what to do about dinner.


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tank167
wrote on September 1 2008 @ 07:20 pm: [report]

actually rosebud is the anus.


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bluethegreat
wrote on September 2 2008 @ 06:26 pm: [report]

notorious v a g.  its a private joke, but still funny for all i think.


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Mike
wrote on September 2 2008 @ 07:03 pm: [report]

Beaver, not Badger. 
vajayjay is old skool, not started by anyone you know.
Fanny means ass.
Beef curtains means a nasty vagina.


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Miss May
wrote on September 2 2008 @ 07:32 pm: [report]

Fanny means ass in America.

In Australia and Britain we giggle when you guys say it coz it means vagina to us. The physics of “landing on your fanny” are mind-boggling.


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secondopinion
wrote on September 3 2008 @ 10:13 am: [report]

cum dumpster


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cocoaglobal
wrote on September 4 2008 @ 05:50 am: [report]

Cookie is a good one


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sugarcouple
wrote on September 4 2008 @ 08:50 pm: [report]

Just for fun, my wife and I decided to try to find an existing candy/candy bar name that makes the best euphemism for her girly part! Here were our top choices, counting down to our favorite:

#12 Dip Dab
#11 Curly Wurly
#10 Flump
#9 Fuzzy Peach
#8 Munch
#7 Perk
#6 Tootsie Roll
#5 Skor
#4 Kit Kat
#3 Cherry Blossom
#2 Twix
#1 Whatchamacallit


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unabug
wrote on September 18 2008 @ 12:56 pm: [report]

My parents used to call my girl bit my “tinky” and my brother’s bit his “giggy”.  You can imagine my glee when many years later the tele-tubby Tinky Winky was born.


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Gregor
wrote on September 20 2008 @ 08:45 pm: [report]

“Why,” thought she, “the English language is a vast repository of
slang and euphemisms. I wonder how many I can think of for “vagina…”

After a moment’s reflection she again spoke loud. “Let me see, there’s
Beaver, Bearded Clam, Boogie, Box, Burger, Bush, Cherry, Clam, Clit,
Cock, Cockpit, Coochie, Cookies, Cooze, Crack, Cream Pie, Creampuff,
Cunnie (archaic,) #&@$%, Fanny (Brit.), Flaps, Flower, Front Door,
Furburger, Furrow, the Garden, Gates of Heaven, Gumbo, Hair Pie, Hole,
Honeypot, It, Jelly Roll, Lips, the Little Man in the Boat, Love
Canal, Love Nest, Manhole, Mantrap, Meat, Merkin, Mound of Venus,
Muff, Mustache, Nest, Nookie, Oven, Oyster, Pearl, Pelt, Peterhole,
Pie, Pink, Pookie, Poontang, Private Parts, Privates, Pubes, Pussy,
Rose, Rosebud, Runway, Rude Bits, Rug, Quim, Quiver, the Saddle,
Scabbard, the Secret Garden, Sheath, Slit, Snatch, Taco, Thing,
Thingie, Trigger, Tuna, Tunnel of Love, Twat, Twinkie, Vagina, Vulva, Yoni,
Wig…how interesting.”


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corey
wrote on September 22 2008 @ 02:32 pm: [report]

sausage wallet? penis sleeve?


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Jenova
wrote on September 26 2008 @ 06:00 pm: [report]

I prefer leasticoulddo.com’s “vagoo.” It’s so friendly!


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ShortStack
wrote on September 27 2008 @ 09:11 am: [report]

LMAO!!! Beef Curtains…
Dew Flaps…
Penis Garage…

I can’t wait to use them!!!


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amused
wrote on October 1 2008 @ 02:05 pm: [report]

Howzabout “squish mitten” or “yippie bog”?

(Thank you, Jimmy Pop.)


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Cat
wrote on October 3 2008 @ 02:00 pm: [report]

All the porn stars I know call it a cookie. And yes, I know a lot of porn stars. Me…I like to call it like it is. Vagina. At least when talking to my children. That or we just call it our privates. My husband prefers Hoo Hoo. I coined Lust Receptacle. I like that one.


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JOHNSGURL23
wrote on October 7 2008 @ 11:09 pm: [report]

I am enjoying this…this is so funny.Personally mines is the “PLEASURE PLACE”.


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k paul blume
wrote on October 8 2008 @ 04:09 am: [report]

Pleasure Place
hmmmm…
Recently, for me at least, it more like ‘The Forbidden Kingdom’.


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meiam
wrote on October 9 2008 @ 06:46 pm: [report]

ha! i love that Hoo-ha is on here! that’s what my jerk ex called his penis!


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emily
wrote on October 14 2008 @ 07:45 am: [report]

this is great!  but you’re missing one:

how about “meat-wallet”?


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joe
wrote on October 15 2008 @ 11:08 am: [report]

ummm…dick sock anyone?


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whowhatzit
wrote on November 7 2008 @ 05:19 am: [report]

Dad always called his package his Chummies!


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vaginawarrior
wrote on January 21 2009 @ 11:38 pm: [report]

Funny, My mother always called my vagina- Bunky

“Make sure you clean your bunky well dear”

Ha so funny!!


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Mackenzie
wrote on February 8 2009 @ 01:16 am: [report]

Does anyone watch Scrubs? I like Elliot’s “bajingo” Hehe


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Blonde Bomber
wrote on March 18 2009 @ 12:23 pm: [report]

Me and my friends like to call it our front bum.


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Perceptible
wrote on March 18 2009 @ 12:31 pm: [report]

Finally! Gregor mentioned the term I’ve always used: coochie. Of course, now that I type it out it seems sorta silly. Not that the others aren’t.


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cattgirl813
wrote on March 18 2009 @ 12:36 pm: [report]

I started using “innie” after seeing an episode of “Roseanne” where she described herself as an “innie, not an outtie.”  A boyfriend I had called mine “Betsy.”  Why I don’t know, but it worked for him.  My mom knows a lady who calls her son Punani.  When I asked her why, she said she thought it best not to ask that question.  She had a point.


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retro chic
wrote on March 18 2009 @ 12:48 pm: [report]

@tank1677: FYI… Citizen Kane was NOT pining for a bumhole when he sighed “Rosebud…”

——-

I love vajayjay—the word—my young daughter uses it too!

Can we also add (from varying contributers in my world):
* Lotus
* Sticky Web of Love
* Bermuda Triangle

My love bits say: “Don’t care whatya call me, just call me”
wink


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bklyniiite
wrote on March 18 2009 @ 12:49 pm: [report]

my boyfriend calls it a poonapple.
he’s spent too much time on vacation in jamaica.


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CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on March 18 2009 @ 04:27 pm: [report]

As penned by the Bloodhound Gang:

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo (F*CK)

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don’t wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don’t wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto


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CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on March 18 2009 @ 04:30 pm: [report]

As an aside, I have a fraternity brother who had the cutest mini Black Labrador whose name was cooter, women loved that dog.


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Seancho
wrote on July 29 2009 @ 12:16 am: [report]

In Bulgaria, they use the slang term, ‘katarichka,’ which means, “squirrel”. Now, is it me, or is that somehow a bit more attractive than, “beaver”? Oh, and they hoot when I tell them we call it that, and when they don’t understand, I just say, “bober,” and that proves to be amusing, as well. smile

Another very funny related Bulgarian translation - and I believe this is the medical term - is what they call labia. What’s their term? “Sramni ustni”. Literaly: “Shameful lips”. I think I nearly fell out of the chair when I first read ‘sramni ustni’ in my Bulgarian-English dictionary.


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Titi
wrote on July 29 2009 @ 01:23 am: [report]

I like “Vagina-topia” and “Panocha” (from Spanish—sounds like what it is but doesn’t sound bad or clinical).
Vagoo!? Too funny!


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paul
wrote on July 29 2009 @ 04:50 am: [report]

unabug My Mom called it my “Winky”
So maby we should get together with another and make our own Tele-Tubbies”


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paul
wrote on July 29 2009 @ 06:32 am: [report]

Vagetarian You go girl! that one purrs in my ear


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buckeyebabe
wrote on August 7 2009 @ 06:06 pm: [report]

i like front bum…and my boyfriend loves to eat my “muffin” and because of him (and his affinity for it) it has become my favorite word for it!


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Iammina
wrote on August 7 2009 @ 06:29 pm: [report]

My mother called it “monkey” and my grandmother called it “pocketbook.” I call it my pussy and my guy calls it the golden triangle or goldie. I have no idea why.


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dagss
wrote on August 13 2009 @ 12:10 pm: [report]

I love pussy, snatch is a good term for a liberated few.


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savings
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 09:27 pm: [report]

both hilarious, and accurate.


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CYJ
wrote on September 28 2009 @ 12:46 am: [report]

Tiffany
Tiffany jewelry
Tiffany jewellery


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