Posted by: Amelia | Filed in: Sex
1:30PM, Wednesday August 13th 2008
How did it happen that “vajayjay” quickly became the slang term for vagina? Did Oprah start it? Was it Grey’s Anatomy? It almost feels like a fable at this point—but regardless, there has ALWAYS been slang terms for what’s in your pants and who knows? By the year 2067, vajayjay may sound as old-fashioned as “delta of Venus” or “aphrodisiacal tennis court” do now. After the jump, we’ve compiled a list of 40 slang terms for every important occasion.
When Discussing Female Health Matters With Your Gyno/Parents/Boss:
- Business
- Privates
- Patsy
- Nether Regions
- Vagina (duh!)
In The Midst Of Ecstatic Love-Making With Your Sexual Partner:
- Snatch
- Kitty
- Junk
- Yoni
- Punani
Just, You Know, Like, Shooting The Breeze With Your Girlfriends:
- Vajayjay
- Britney
- Cooter
- Hoo-ha
- Coozie
If You’re Writing The Next Great American Romance Novel:
- Dew-flaps
- Quim
- Rosebud
- Sugar Basin
- Love Tunnel
- Lady Flower
- Bower of Bliss
- Oracle
- Nonny-no
- Gentleman's Pleasure Garden
When You’re Dressing Up As A Misogynist For Halloween:
- Pink Taco
- Clam
- Beef Curtains
- Hair Pie
- Jam Cookie
If You're Writing A Term Paper On The History Of Sex:
- Arbor
- Attic
- Cunnikin
- Fanny
- Nature's Tufted Treasure
You Want To Make Someone Laugh:
- Vertical Smile
- Penis Garage
- Badger
- Mossy Cottage
- Jack Nastyface
Tags: vagina, vajayjay, slang terms
thegr8brownie
[report]wrote on August 13 2008 @ 01:41 pm:
Badger!? don’t you mean Beaver?
Amelia
[report]wrote on August 13 2008 @ 01:58 pm:
Nope, badger. Beaver is another one, though.
Kiki T
[report]wrote on August 13 2008 @ 02:12 pm:
in the Filipino and Brazilian slang, Kiki = vagina
this makes me very popular in some areas of the world
lilo
[report]wrote on August 13 2008 @ 02:17 pm:
i prefer “down there”
Amelia
[report]wrote on August 13 2008 @ 02:27 pm:
Also, what’s interesting about Jack Nasty Face is that it originated MUCH earlier than Brokeback Mountain.
Texas24
[report]wrote on August 13 2008 @ 03:46 pm:
I think “vajayjay” got started by Perez Hilton. I could be wrong, but that’s where I first heard it. Tyra Banks has used it, too, but she uses every popular term to the point of abuse. “FIERCE!”
Simosa
[report]wrote on August 13 2008 @ 04:44 pm:
I prefer “kitty” over the P word anyday
Ciarra
[report]wrote on August 13 2008 @ 07:44 pm:
I prefer “cookie\”.
Elle
[report]wrote on August 13 2008 @ 09:37 pm:
I call it my “area”.
k paul blume
[report]wrote on August 14 2008 @ 07:54 am:
”Vajajay?!
erm
how...precious
they serve ‘punani’ at Indian restaurants, don’t they...when you eat punani, you get a serving of chutney
call me old fashioned (or just pour me one), but, having indulged in perhaps a bit too much Anais Nin as a child I like the Delta of Venus
yes
give me Delta of Venus
now, please
Marshall
[report]wrote on August 14 2008 @ 10:54 am:
Here’s a new one for you: vagoo. I don’t know if its funny or offensive. maybe a little of both
FH
[report]wrote on August 15 2008 @ 08:00 am:
furburger? :D
Starry Eyed
[report]wrote on August 15 2008 @ 06:46 pm:
“Hair Pie” reminds me of Revenge of the Nerds
Also, wasn’t there some kind of list like this in the Vagina Monologues? This list is far more convenient though.
Starry Eyed
[report]wrote on August 15 2008 @ 06:49 pm:
One more thing: Is there going to be a follow-up list of terms for the male parts? I’m sure we all have a few we like, or at least find amusing.
Elle
[report]wrote on August 15 2008 @ 09:22 pm:
I’m with Starry Eyed! In my Sexuality class in college one of our classes was spent coming up with terms for both the male and female genitalia. It was pretty funny.
k paul blume
[report]wrote on August 16 2008 @ 10:37 am:
Yes!
Equal time for guys’(fill in the blank)!
I nominate wee-wee whizbang!
Corey Stewart
[report]wrote on August 22 2008 @ 04:41 am:
Where’s Dropbox?
jessica
[report]wrote on August 26 2008 @ 07:12 pm:
What abt chocha?
k paul blume
[report]wrote on August 27 2008 @ 08:37 am:
Hasn’t chocha already been mentioned?
(Being a brutalist—not to mention a submissive—I still prefer the colloqialism for ‘love *organ* that dare not speak its name’...in polite company, anyhow.)
bunnymatic
[report]wrote on August 27 2008 @ 01:28 pm:
k paul please tell me the whole indian restaurant thing was just a pun on “pani puri” or do you really nost know better? ::grossed out:: lol.
Lawrence Fink
[report]wrote on August 27 2008 @ 08:28 pm:
“three in the sheila, one in the sniffer, and the thumb’s free to tickle the bagoina”
--the factory
k paul blume
[report]wrote on August 28 2008 @ 08:30 am:
Bunnymatic—
Yes, I do know that.
...just writing to someone else that I’m a huge word-play fan, btw…
However, in my experience, both are eminently edible.
Joanne
[report]wrote on August 28 2008 @ 01:31 pm:
My mom called it a “Tweekie” growing up and my friend’s mom called it a “beeper”.
Brandy
[report]wrote on August 28 2008 @ 07:44 pm:
what about my ding-ding?
thats my fave.... haha
or hooch
Joanna
[report]wrote on August 31 2008 @ 10:47 pm:
Cooter-cat!
Anna N. Ymous
[report]wrote on September 01 2008 @ 02:41 am:
You just never want to hear your boss say the phrase “script for vag cream.”
Even if your workplace is a pharmacy.
And said pharmacy does not fill said scripts.
Simon
[report]wrote on September 01 2008 @ 04:19 am:
You’ll hate me for this, and I by no means advocate usage of this term, but my little brother heard this one at school . . . “axe wound”.
Sorry!
Biff Muscleworth
[report]wrote on September 01 2008 @ 07:52 am:
Stench trench! Cod cavity! Glistening gigglegash! The eye of terror! Furburger!
Vagetarian
[report]wrote on September 01 2008 @ 01:52 pm:
I like pussy… I really do.
k paul blume
[report]wrote on September 01 2008 @ 02:22 pm:
me too, Vagetarian—which reminds me I still haven’t decided what to do about dinner.
tank167
[report]wrote on September 01 2008 @ 08:20 pm:
actually rosebud is the anus.
bluethegreat
[report]wrote on September 02 2008 @ 07:26 pm:
notorious v a g. its a private joke, but still funny for all i think.
Mike
[report]wrote on September 02 2008 @ 08:03 pm:
Beaver, not Badger.
vajayjay is old skool, not started by anyone you know.
Fanny means ass.
Beef curtains means a nasty vagina.
Miss May
[report]wrote on September 02 2008 @ 08:32 pm:
Fanny means ass in America.
In Australia and Britain we giggle when you guys say it coz it means vagina to us. The physics of “landing on your fanny” are mind-boggling.
secondopinion
[report]wrote on September 03 2008 @ 11:13 am:
cum dumpster
cocoaglobal
[report]wrote on September 04 2008 @ 06:50 am:
Cookie is a good one
sugarcouple
[report]wrote on September 04 2008 @ 09:50 pm:
Just for fun, my wife and I decided to try to find an existing candy/candy bar name that makes the best euphemism for her girly part! Here were our top choices, counting down to our favorite:
#12 Dip Dab
#11 Curly Wurly
#10 Flump
#9 Fuzzy Peach
#8 Munch
#7 Perk
#6 Tootsie Roll
#5 Skor
#4 Kit Kat
#3 Cherry Blossom
#2 Twix
#1 Whatchamacallit
unabug
[report]wrote on September 18 2008 @ 01:56 pm:
My parents used to call my girl bit my “tinky” and my brother’s bit his “giggy”. You can imagine my glee when many years later the tele-tubby Tinky Winky was born.
Gregor
[report]wrote on September 20 2008 @ 09:45 pm:
“Why,” thought she, “the English language is a vast repository of
slang and euphemisms. I wonder how many I can think of for “vagina...”
After a moment’s reflection she again spoke loud. “Let me see, there’s
Beaver, Bearded Clam, Boogie, Box, Burger, Bush, Cherry, Clam, Clit,
Cock, Cockpit, Coochie, Cookies, Cooze, Crack, Cream Pie, Creampuff,
Cunnie (archaic,) ####, Fanny (Brit.), Flaps, Flower, Front Door,
Furburger, Furrow, the Garden, Gates of Heaven, Gumbo, Hair Pie, Hole,
Honeypot, It, Jelly Roll, Lips, the Little Man in the Boat, Love
Canal, Love Nest, Manhole, Mantrap, Meat, Merkin, Mound of Venus,
Muff, Mustache, Nest, Nookie, Oven, Oyster, Pearl, Pelt, Peterhole,
Pie, Pink, Pookie, Poontang, Private Parts, Privates, Pubes, Pussy,
Rose, Rosebud, Runway, Rude Bits, Rug, Quim, Quiver, the Saddle,
Scabbard, the Secret Garden, Sheath, Slit, Snatch, Taco, Thing,
Thingie, Trigger, Tuna, Tunnel of Love, Twat, Twinkie, Vagina, Vulva, Yoni,
Wig...how interesting.”
corey
[report]wrote on September 22 2008 @ 03:32 pm:
sausage wallet? penis sleeve?
Jenova
[report]wrote on September 26 2008 @ 07:00 pm:
I prefer leasticoulddo.com’s “vagoo.” It’s so friendly!
ShortStack
[report]wrote on September 27 2008 @ 10:11 am:
LMAO!!! Beef Curtains…
Dew Flaps…
Penis Garage…
I can’t wait to use them!!!
amused
[report]wrote on October 01 2008 @ 03:05 pm:
Howzabout “squish mitten” or “yippie bog”?
(Thank you, Jimmy Pop.)
Cat
[report]wrote on October 03 2008 @ 03:00 pm:
All the porn stars I know call it a cookie. And yes, I know a lot of porn stars. Me...I like to call it like it is. Vagina. At least when talking to my children. That or we just call it our privates. My husband prefers Hoo Hoo. I coined Lust Receptacle. I like that one.
JOHNSGURL23
[report]wrote on October 08 2008 @ 12:09 am:
I am enjoying this...this is so funny.Personally mines is the “PLEASURE PLACE”.
k paul blume
[report]wrote on October 08 2008 @ 05:09 am:
Pleasure Place
hmmmm…
Recently, for me at least, it more like ‘The Forbidden Kingdom’.
meiam
[report]wrote on October 09 2008 @ 07:46 pm:
ha! i love that Hoo-ha is on here! that’s what my jerk ex called his penis!
emily
[report]wrote on October 14 2008 @ 08:45 am:
this is great! but you’re missing one:
how about “meat-wallet”?
joe
[report]wrote on October 15 2008 @ 12:08 pm:
ummm...dick sock anyone?
whowhatzit
[report]wrote on November 07 2008 @ 06:19 am:
Dad always called his package his Chummies!