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11:10AM, Monday August 31st 2009
Save up those dollar bills kids, because this year you can blow your wad at the toy store on a stripper doll! It’s a wonder Miley Cyrus didn’t think to market a likeness of herself at the Teen Choice Awards before this brand beat her to it. [The Uniblog via BuzzFeed]
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Kiki T
wrote on August 31 2009 @ 10:38 am: [report]
priceless!
AgentBeryllium
wrote on August 31 2009 @ 10:53 am: [report]
Thanks Miley!
Rose
wrote on August 31 2009 @ 11:51 am: [report]
OMG. As a mother of a 9 year old girl, I don’t know whether to fume or cry.
spatula
wrote on August 31 2009 @ 12:02 pm: [report]
but…why??!
I Go To 11
wrote on August 31 2009 @ 12:05 pm: [report]
Who thinks up these things? UGH. Wrong on so many levels.
betty123
wrote on August 31 2009 @ 12:19 pm: [report]
Finally a toy for all the left out little girls who want a doll that is just like mommy. Aim high, little one, aim high.
kmatter
wrote on August 31 2009 @ 12:42 pm: [report]
coming to a wall-mart near you XD
LunaLena
wrote on August 31 2009 @ 12:53 pm: [report]
As facepalm-inducing as this is, it doesn’t terrify me as much as this doll from China:
http://www.urlesque.com/2009/01/27/omg-shave-the-baby/
Spitfire
wrote on August 31 2009 @ 04:26 pm: [report]
It’s funny & strange that Bratz dolls look like whores, this one doesn’t.
retro chic
wrote on August 31 2009 @ 05:13 pm: [report]
Is this the follow up rollout of that “nursing doll” for when the 9 yr old mommy gets saggy boobs, then prepubescent dolly breast implants, realizes what she’s been missing in life, and wants to “find herself” out there in ‘tweener stripper land?
Sami
wrote on August 31 2009 @ 08:51 pm: [report]
WTF, why would anyone market this doll it gives the wrong message to little girls; but then again so do the Viagra commercials during saturday morning cartoons….
Sweet Cheeks
wrote on September 1 2009 @ 03:21 pm: [report]
LOL! Is this real??