My Computer Made Me Gay
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1:00PM, Sunday July 5th 2009
“I see an exciting adventure in your future, a new sexual experience that forever changes you,” she said, tracing the sole of my foot with one soft fingertip. Her husband grinned at me from the bed. I sat half-naked in the overstuffed armchair and trembled with nerves.
This is not how I’d imagined my first — or any — threesome. I’m not bisexual, and I can count the number of times I’ve been physically attracted to a woman on one hand, with two fingers left over.
Yet here I was in a cute little southern California inn with a couple who have been married for 25 years, playing an adults-only computer game that would have us girls riding double before dinnertime.
Let’s Play a Game
It all started when I learned about Onyx, a computer game that takes two to six players on a journey of sexual exploration. A sort of Monopoly-meets-spin-the-bottle-in-a-dungeon, Onyx makes the old-fashioned lovers’ card games look like solitaire.
I wanted to try it out, which meant I needed some volunteers. Which I jokingly mentioned at a dinner party. At which point I jokingly accepted my friends’ offer.
Only the next day, when they called to schedule the day and time, did I realize they were serious. Read more ...
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_jsw_
wrote on July 5 2009 @ 03:04 pm: [report]
You realize, of course, that the far Right will try to create a similar game which will turn non-straight people into heterosexuals. “My Computer Helped Me to See God’s Light and Become Heterosexual”. They’ll probably call it Ivory.
The only problem will be getting the people to get married before playing. Because, you know, otherwise it’d be a sin.
snap
wrote on July 5 2009 @ 04:35 pm: [report]
weeeeeeeird. this game would give me the willies.
_jsw_
wrote on July 5 2009 @ 04:43 pm: [report]
@um no: I think that’s the point, at least if you’re using euphemisms.
Nikki Dowling
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 07:32 am: [report]
Ugh, the title of this article is misleading, ridiculous and impossible. There’s a difference between being gay and experimenting with a woman. A HUGE difference.
PRican
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 11:20 am: [report]
This sounds like a great game! Puts my “Dirty Minds” game to shame. Lol @ the first comment.
bbblondie
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 09:14 pm: [report]
“My computer made me gay”? Um, no. More like “I was bisexual but insecure/concerned about sex with a woman until someone tooks the reigns out of my hands and thus let me explore more freely.” What the heck is up with people forming sentences like this one: “I’m not bisexual, and I can count the number of times I’ve been physically attracted to a woman on one hand, with two fingers left over.” Um, last I checked, that makes you some form of bisexual. HAS NO ONE HEARD OF THE KINSEY SCALE?
.....end rant. lol