“Mummy, Can I Have A Boob Job For My Birthday?”
Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry
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7:30AM, Tuesday April 15th 2008
Meet Georgia. Georgia is 12. Georgia wants a boob job for her 13th birthday. It’s no wonder—Georgia’s mom, Alicia Douvall, has had over 50 plastic surgeries, 12 of which were on her breasts alone. (Seriously? She looks like such a natural beauty!) But don’t worry! Douvall isn’t the kind of terrible mother who would give her tween a boob job! No way! That’s crazy talk! Everyone knows the appropriate age for a little girl’s first breast augmentation is 16, because “a 16-year-old with a nice, sexy figure will do really well as a model.” [Sun U.K.]
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thatguyoverthere
wrote on April 15 2008 @ 08:14 am: [report]
2 more hints that this poor girl is scheduled for a stint on a therapists couch in the near future:
- Her mom changed her name to “Destiny”
- Mom herself has had more than 12 breast surgeries.
Where’s the poor girl’s dad in this whole mess?
Amelia
wrote on April 15 2008 @ 08:22 am: [report]
Somethin’ tells me he’s a deadbeat, degenerate gambler named Lenny, who only wears one shoe.
Kiki T
wrote on April 15 2008 @ 10:54 am: [report]
12 surgeries on just her boobs??? I can’t even imagine what each one of them was suppose to accomplish…I so am dying to see photos! Sounds like a crazy hack job to me! Poor lil girl, she never had a chance…
Emily
wrote on April 15 2008 @ 12:22 pm: [report]
she looks like a plastic.
amanda lynn
wrote on April 15 2008 @ 12:27 pm: [report]
12 surgeries. i’m guessing:
1 - silicone implants
2 - make ‘em bigger
3 - make ‘em even bigger
4 - remove b/c they’re dangerous
5 - reconstruction
6 - new implants - saline
7 - larger!
8 - larrrger! but with a teardrop shape.
what next?
Amelia
wrote on April 15 2008 @ 12:30 pm: [report]
Seriously. How can she possibly have reached TWELVE?! That’s like a millionaire blowing their wad in a 99 cent store. It’s just impossible.
Elle
wrote on April 15 2008 @ 09:59 pm: [report]
She more than likely had a couple of botched jobs or switched between silicone and saline or went bigger/smaller. Whatever. If people want to spend their money on a million plastic surgeries then so be it, but consenting to get a boob job for your 16 old daughter is insane. Everyone knows that the female body changes well into her twenties. I mean if you want to get your daughter a boob job as a college graduation present then great, but 16 years old?!
Amelia
wrote on April 16 2008 @ 04:50 am: [report]
I think it’s weird to pay for something like a boob job for your kid. To me it’s like saying, “You’re right honey. Your breasts ARE too small. If you think making them into flotation devices is a good idea, I’m right behind ya.” What’s next? Paying for your child’s vaginoplasty because she got an A in Biology?
cbass8
wrote on April 16 2008 @ 08:25 am: [report]
Why on earth would you pay for a boob job while the poor girls boobs are still pushing out anyway?