Fake Engagement Ring To Ward Away Creepy Guys

“Ms. Taken” Engagement Ring Wards Away Slimeballs

Posted by: The Frisky Filed in: style, video
5:30AM, Thursday June 11th 2009

Want to enjoy one night out without terrible pick-up lines, “accidental” groping, and lame dudes? Now, Mstaken.com sells an engagement ring (for $50) to avoid unwanted clingers. As the site instructs, “Slip on the ring—a little bright lie that says you’re married to the man of your dreams (whenever he gets here). When the coast is clear, stash your secret weapon in your keychain. Next time an unwanted suitor lurks near, tap your inner vixen and remember: you’re Ms. Taken!” One teensy problem? According to the guys at the blog Bar Stool Sports, wearing ring bling may actually encourage the unwanted suitors to pursue even more! Ah, the creme de la scum. Maybe Mstaken.com should sell pregnant body suits instead. [Bar Stool Sports]

Anyway, check out the company’s hilarious response to Andy Samberg’s “Saturday Night Live” digital short, “Jizz In My Pants,” called “Puke In My Mouth.”

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shoeluvher
wrote on June 11 2009 @ 05:50 am: [report]

I don’t think that it is necessary to buy a fake engagement ring for $50. You can go in any department store or even an accessory store like Claire’s and get a pretty convincing cubic zirconium ring for a lot less that $50.

My friends and I used to do this in college when we didn’t want to be bothered by people. Its a lot more convincing to say I’m taken when you can flash a ring as you walk away.