We’ve all turned up our noses at passing fads and changed the channel during I’d-rather-die-than-wear-that infomercials, but we doubt you’ve ever seen accessories as outrageous as these before. From a contact lens that redefines the term “eye candy” to a bra that actually turns your ta-tas into “headlights,” these are our 20 most ridiculous fashion inventions.
Here, Eyelid Jewelry contact lenses by Erik Klarenbeek. Wow. Just, wow.
showbiiiz
wrote on October 2 2009 @ 09:52 am: [report]
Tubeflops look like a brace for an injured ankle….
bumbler
wrote on October 2 2009 @ 09:58 am: [report]
Slipper Genie has nothing on the Baby Mop
http://www.asianjoke.com/pictures/baby_mop.htm
323Felicity
wrote on October 2 2009 @ 10:06 am: [report]
i want that cupcake hat!!!
hlnbabe
wrote on October 2 2009 @ 10:10 am: [report]
@323Felicity: I do too!!
I Go To 11
wrote on October 2 2009 @ 10:19 am: [report]
OK, the Snuggie for Dogs is actually kind of cute. Silly? Sure, but so is putting sweaters on dogs.
The thong jeans? Eww!
CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on October 2 2009 @ 10:22 am: [report]
@felicity: Still not as cool as the R2D2 hat. http://carissaknits.blogspot.com/2007/06/r2d2-beanie.html
Ginacakes
wrote on October 2 2009 @ 11:59 am: [report]
Is it just me or is that poor, ridiculous looking dog pleading for us to kill him with his eyes? I bet his owner is wearing the tube flops AND the jeans with eyes on the ass.
But I would totally wear that cupcake hat…cuz I’m sweet like that.
bethlynn00
wrote on October 2 2009 @ 12:02 pm: [report]
The tubeflops would be good if they would stop people who clack their flip-flops everytime they take a step, that is so annoying to me, pick up your feet!
spanishbutterfly
wrote on October 2 2009 @ 12:42 pm: [report]
i like the purse hangers,and skates and tubeflops for some weird reason. Soo not likin the camelalmo, the name itself is horrible. Sophie jeans are ugly as hell why would anyone pay close to 300 dollars for a pair of shorts with shree mesh in the front. winker jeans are just plain ugly ugly ugly.
Domina
wrote on October 2 2009 @ 03:52 pm: [report]
i wish y’all could see real bondage pants. made from rope. thats it.
and yes! thank you. tights never equal pants.
Anniushka
wrote on October 2 2009 @ 05:25 pm: [report]
Wait… what’s wrong with a decorated hook for your purse? Or… wait… should I be really embarrassed for even verbalizing that question?
...Well, now that the cat’s out of the bag, I would totally wear the cupcake hat. C’mon—everybody needs a little levity in their wardrobe! Or a little… heh… leavening, as the case may be…
*cough*
Excuse me while I put on my umbrella hat and get the dog Snuggie’d up for her afternoon walk.
writergirl
wrote on October 2 2009 @ 05:34 pm: [report]
I want that bra…
Support and disco ball all in one. Good party conversation item.
melissaann
wrote on October 2 2009 @ 05:59 pm: [report]
that cupcake hat is super cute!
CaleeKay
wrote on October 3 2009 @ 08:24 pm: [report]
wait, why is the umbrella hat a bad idea? They are actually an awesome idea when you’re too lazy to hold an umbrella, or simply dont have enough hands. I dont know how many baseball games ive been to of my brothers that i wished i had one of these. (my ‘duties’ would wear them waay back in elementary school).
LunaLena
wrote on October 3 2009 @ 09:18 pm: [report]
I’d actually want the tubeflops if they came in a better color (like navy blue or black)! They remind me of leggings female ninjas wear in anime shows, and I’m dorky enough to like that.
The push-up jeans cracked me up because they reminded me of the bustles that were in fashion back in the Victorian Era (think what the stepsisters were wearing in Disney’s Cinderella).