Hypnotize Your Way To Bigger Boobs?
Posted by: Jessica Goldberg
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12:40PM, Thursday November 5th 2009
In an always appreciated roundup of information I actually need, the folks over at Asylum put together a list of bizarro breast enlargement techniques that don’t require several thousand dollars and a surgeon. The approach given the most credibility is, surprisingly, tit-no-therapy. I mean hypnotherapy. Because I’m not nine years old. Some people really do seem to take it seriously. The Body Contouring Programme, which sells hypnosis books and CDs for brightening the headlights, cites a list of publications that have given the thumbs up to hypnosis for bigger boobs, including two references by Deepak Chopra. The most recent of Deepak’s articles, though, was written in 1993. In fact the most recent publication referenced on the website was from 1993. Have breast enlargement hypnotherapy techniques sat stagnant that long? Are boob whisperers on the endangered species list? The Body Contouring Programme says its current in-office sessions cost $1500—is it wrong that I’m this curious? [Asylum]
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Perceptible
wrote on November 5 2009 @ 12:55 pm: [report]
You know what really works? Building your chest muscles. Working the muscles under your breasts really gives you a lift and the appearance of a little extra. When you’re a 34A like me, a little extra goes a long way!
cattgirl813
wrote on November 5 2009 @ 01:59 pm: [report]
I’m going to write a book called, “All the Breast Augmentation I Need I Learned From Judy Blume.” It will be composed of one sentence: “I must…I must…I must increase my bust.” The end.
AnitaBath
wrote on November 5 2009 @ 03:39 pm: [report]
Each time I started a new, serious relationship, my breasts have always seemed to grow. Perhaps the extra fondling stimulates the growth? (I know teen boys everywhere will try and promote that technique, alas, it’s probably not true)
bogart4017
wrote on November 6 2009 @ 01:08 pm: [report]
Ok America, i give. What is this fascination with breasts?Is it because i was a bottle baby that i don’t get it?