Michael Phelps Has A Perv Moustache
Posted by: Lily Q
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12:50PM, Tuesday June 16th 2009
What’s with Michael Phelps’ new and ongoing dedication to perv-y looking facial hair? Over the last few weeks, he’s been sporting everything from a mustache/beard combo (above) to a soul patch and, most recently, a total porn star ‘stache. The new fu manchu-esque mustache is so perplexing that Daily Intel has put together a slideshow allowing you to study from various angles, wet and dry, under water and above it. Yet somehow, 12 pictures later, the reasoning behind the face pubes remains as mystifyingly opaque as ever.
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joyy
wrote on June 16 2009 @ 12:57 pm: [report]
Ok, the porn ‘stache is creepy for sure, but what’s so bad about the “mustache/beard combo” (aka a goat-tee)? facial hair is a good thing! or rather, it *can* be.
delovely
wrote on June 16 2009 @ 01:03 pm: [report]
Maybe it makes him even faster in the water?
Or faster to be jailed for resemblance to a sex offender?
Either or!
CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on June 16 2009 @ 01:08 pm: [report]
Let the pothead have his facial hair.
jojo32
wrote on June 16 2009 @ 01:42 pm: [report]
Really? Facial hair is unacceptable now? WTF?
snap
wrote on June 16 2009 @ 02:26 pm: [report]
he actually looks decent with the facial hair, at least in this photo!
ExGirlfriend
wrote on June 18 2009 @ 09:46 am: [report]
hey! be nice! my boyfriend has a soul patch and he’s not a per…. oh wait, yes he is.
Nevermind.