Michael Lohan Reaches New Lows Of Jerkery Releasing Recorded Phone Calls With Lindsay

Michael Lohan is so freaking douchey that he makes me wish every day were Father’s Day so I can tell my own dad how amazing he is. After sounding off in the press about Lindsay‘s love life and saying that she has a serious prescription drug problem, Michael has stooped to a new low, releasing embarrassing phone conversations to Radar Online. Hear the first call here—it’s supposedly Lindsay crying to him, though his part of the conversation is conveniently missing and it doesn’t even sound like her. Listen to the second tape, allegedly of Dina talking to Michael about Lindsay. Even worse—Michael’s calling himself a saint for doing this, claiming that this is about publicly pressuring her to go to rehab. Ever since these tapes were released, Lindsay and her dad have been having a public war of words.

First, Lindsay Tweeted, “[My mom] blames herself for staying w/him for so long, I’d beg her not to leave b/c he always threatened to kill her if she did.”

Michael shot back in the pages of the NY Post, “That’s a lie. I guess Lindsay is on more drugs than I thought to say something like that. Now I’m going to release more recordings that prove everything she is saying is nothing more than a bunch of lies ... No wonder why God is taking her entire career away from her.” [NY Post]

Invoking God? I sure know one adult who needs to be sent to bed without supper.