“Miami Social” Represents Humanity At Its Most Tan & Vapid
Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry
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entertainment, video
12:20PM, Friday July 17th 2009
So I finally got a chance to watch the first episode of Bravo’s new trashtastic reality series, “Miami Social.” Is it just me, but do they make a special breed of horrendously shallow human being down in Miami? No offense to Floridians in general, truly, as I love your beaches, Cuban food, and old people, but the folks on “Miami Social” make me want to gouge out my eyeballs. Not that I will stop watching of course. Anyway, above is a clip featuring the first episode’s “best” moments from cast member Ariel. After demanding a “fat girl” with “tarantula hair” be removed from his table, he marvels at how horrible it must be to be an ugly girl. You see, being an ugly guy isn’t so bad, but an ugly girl? Can you IMAGINE?! Ugh. The only thing Ariel can give us insight into is what life is like when you’re ugly on the inside, where it counts.
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Squidtermz
wrote on July 17 2009 @ 12:25 pm: [report]
Dudes gonna get knocked out if he where to hang around people that weren’t models and or, trying to make a buck off of his stupid ass.
GreenAura
wrote on July 17 2009 @ 12:30 pm: [report]
Somebody sterilize that man, STAT!!
Kate Torgovnick
wrote on July 17 2009 @ 12:35 pm: [report]
Oh my god. I don’t want to just smack that smug expression of his face. I want to turn a freaking fire engine water hose on it,
Gnat
wrote on July 17 2009 @ 01:00 pm: [report]
From a South Floridian, I’m sorry. This is why I never do the South Beach scene. yuk!
ChoJinn
wrote on July 17 2009 @ 03:50 pm: [report]
Problem is, he wouldn’t be that way if it wasn’t working for him. Ladies shouldn’t be feeding the animals!