Men Love Explosions And Boobs

Posted by: Justine Fields Filed in: guys
4:50PM, Tuesday June 16th 2009

I think we can all agree that men like explosions. I think we also can all agree that men like boobs. So, some genius did the math and fused these two things together into this website ExplosionsAndBoobs.com. When you go to the site, a white screen appears along with a picture of an explosion and a pair of (classily covered) boobs. When you reload the page, you get another set. It’s so simple, so stupid, and men love it. This website proves yet again that trying to make sense of men is such a waste of time.

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Alex V
wrote on June 16 2009 @ 06:31 pm: [report]

I don’t know about explosions…

I Go To 11
wrote on June 16 2009 @ 07:11 pm: [report]

Hahahaha! So simple…wonder why someone didn’t think of this sooner…

marv3mania
wrote on June 16 2009 @ 07:27 pm: [report]

The only way the site could be better is if it was videos of explosions, not just pictures.

becktasm
wrote on June 16 2009 @ 08:42 pm: [report]

Can’t you just watch Manswers and get the same effect?

becktasm
wrote on June 16 2009 @ 08:44 pm: [report]

Also: is it sad that in 30 seconds on that sight I managed to distinguish both Angelina Jolie’s and Lindsay Lohan’s breasts from the gaggle of bubbies?

Elleohelle
wrote on June 17 2009 @ 01:29 am: [report]

Marv3mania is right. This site is awesome.

EastCoastMale
wrote on June 17 2009 @ 07:14 am: [report]

I think this site also proves, yet again, that most men are lumped into one group and we all must love fart jokes, boobs and explosions…

(yawn)

Riley
wrote on June 17 2009 @ 07:23 am: [report]

@ECM, it happens. I think the time of letting it bother you should come to an end. Any advice/analyzing of the opposite gender column is going to do a lot of generalizations. It is a given that not everything posted here will work for all men and all women.

EastCoastMale
wrote on June 17 2009 @ 07:26 am: [report]

@Riley, I realize it happens. I actually find it comical which is why i often comment about the generalizations, they are a little basic I suppose. I do realize how an article discussion works but thank you

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on June 17 2009 @ 07:29 am: [report]

New Post:
Women Love Being Complemented and Shoes

Here is what the site is going to do. You visit and you get a picture of shoes (heels, strappy ones) and a small sound bite “You look great today, have you lost weight”.

Refresh the page as needed.

Queen Frostine
wrote on June 17 2009 @ 07:31 am: [report]

This site needs a third box with a hot muscle car in between.

Riley
wrote on June 17 2009 @ 07:37 am: [report]

@ECM, just trying to relieve some of the obvious angst I see in so many of the “Smarter than the average bear” posts.

Oh, I’d never be so bold as to tell you how article discussions work; you are welcome nonetheless.

EastCoastMale
wrote on June 17 2009 @ 07:43 am: [report]

Thank you so much

ChoJinn
wrote on June 17 2009 @ 10:06 am: [report]

While the admiration of explosions and boobs, on its face, may appear a bit juvenile, fundamentally there is much to be appreciated.

Explosions - the rapid release of chemical/nuclear energy - are at once impressive, frightening, and spectacular. Removed from the context of a 14 year old blowing things up on his Xbox, they are absolutely something to be fawned over. Those you disagree are likely poli. sci. majors who never had the pleasure of technical education. Boobs, or mammary glands, are a primary distinguishing characteristic of females of all species, and play a vital role in attraction and reproduction.

Though the website serves up both in fast-food fashion, a straight male’s denial of the fundamental appeal of both explosions and boobs is basically precocious masturbation.