Meet Arlo Weiner, An 8-Year-Old Who Dresses Better Than You Do
You’d probably dress better if your dad was “Mad Men” creator, Matt Weiner, and you had all his “Mad Men” mad money to spend at the Top Hat Shop, the Plaid Pants Store and wherever else this dapper little lad gets his duds. But alas, your dad is not Matt Weiner and you are broke. But because envying the wardrobes of a fourth-grader somehow seems less pathetic than envying the wardrobe of, say, a Pussycat Doll, I’d like to introduce you to 8-year-old Arlo Weiner, pre-pubescent style icon. Click after the jump to look at more pictures of his stylish awesomeness, swoon, pinch his virtual cheek, and then plot how you can appropriate his style. (In Arlo’s elementary school parlance, that’s called “sharing.”)

Someone get this cutie a modeling contract…and keep Rachel Zoe the HELL away from him. [J. Cruel]



















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gomotron
wrote on March 24 2009 @ 11:44 am: [report]
that kid looks retarded!! I’m shocked he hasn’t gotten cotton poisoning from all the wedgies he has consumed. he like that Fierce Guy from project runway but only gayer. a top hat? is that to hide his dome so snipers will miss when trying to anhialate him?
he does not dress better than an adult, he is a caricature of a gay wad, shame on his dad, that kids gonna eat more pavement than Katrina.
dudette
wrote on March 24 2009 @ 11:52 am: [report]
he looks ridiculous! Im sure the kids in school make fun of the way he dresses.
dudette
wrote on March 24 2009 @ 11:56 am: [report]
and his last name is weiner!
Goldfinch86
wrote on March 24 2009 @ 12:02 pm: [report]
....yeah because at schools rich kids with all the best toys and video game systems and Big screen HD tv’s always get made fun of. dumb-ass
elpee
wrote on March 24 2009 @ 12:10 pm: [report]
I feel for the little Weiner. In fifth grade I wore a Kangol hat, a clip-on tie and suspenders and I basically became the playground pariah. I hope this kid has a high Swirlie (and Awful Waffle?) tolerance.
msalistar
wrote on March 24 2009 @ 12:23 pm: [report]
He is absolutely adorable. What a creative little dandy.
Better then kids running around looking all the same.
amanda lynn
wrote on March 24 2009 @ 12:33 pm: [report]
i found an article about him last week with even more ensembles he’s put together; and i think that he’s absolutely adorable. i’m totally with msalistar - he’s creative & doesn’t look the same as anyone else. good for casting conformity behind.
wtg, arlo!
gomotron
wrote on March 24 2009 @ 12:33 pm: [report]
goldfinch, i dont know if you are aware of this but rich kids all go to school together and they all have the same great toys. so yeah he will get made fun of, same way you did probly
Jessica Wakeman
wrote on March 24 2009 @ 12:58 pm: [report]
I wish I was an 8-year-old boy so I could dress like him.
SociallyAlexander
wrote on March 24 2009 @ 02:28 pm: [report]
I loves it! My husband insists that I am going to turn our (future) son into a fashionista.
ExGirlfriend
wrote on March 24 2009 @ 03:13 pm: [report]
how adorable! He’s going to be a heartbreaker someday… if he isn’t already!
CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on March 24 2009 @ 04:12 pm: [report]
He is going to turn out gay.
fallenangel915
wrote on March 24 2009 @ 06:46 pm: [report]
He is totally cute, but I fear for him being bullied in school. We all know how cruel kids can be.
woman_speaking_real
wrote on March 26 2009 @ 06:39 am: [report]
The top-hat’s a bit much….but over-all, cute kid.