Masturbate-A-Thon Full Of Winners
Posted by: Simcha Whitehill
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3:45PM, Monday May 4th 2009
The 9th Annual Masturbate-a-Thon took place in San Francisco last weekend, and the competition was stiff! The event, sponsored by the Center for Sex & Culture, was founded in honor of surgeon general Jocelyn Elders who was fired after she suggested teens be taught masturbation as a means towards safe sex. Now, her work lives on in the form of an annual contest. This year’s winners packed some serious heat. A new US record was set by Mr. Flint Greasewood. His swimmers went the distance, shooting a whopping five feet. Two world records were set, as well. The Lusty Lady Theater beat the Women’s Tag Team, and Mr. Masanobu Sato broke his own masturbation world record at nine hours and 58 minutes. I know we don’t want a no minute man, but 10 hours?
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rsonnack
wrote on May 4 2009 @ 09:03 pm: [report]
Now I’m all for open discussion, but this is just plain weird…
DancerNinja
wrote on May 4 2009 @ 09:53 pm: [report]
That’s why I love this city. Not that I would have gone, but that these events even occur here. And only here….
One Big Voice
wrote on May 5 2009 @ 10:55 am: [report]
I don’t get how a man won the endurance record!?
I mean, yay for my gender and all, but women have physical advantages over men in this event, so what gives?
Squidtermz
wrote on May 5 2009 @ 11:29 am: [report]
Endurance seems like it would be easy to cheat at.
You could just not be that into it, but would be very sore. yikes!