Frisky Rant: Magnum Condoms Are Total B.S.
On the newest episode of “The Real World: Brooklyn” (the show started last week and has been relatively boring), one of the male housemates made a big show of having to use Magnum condoms. Oh really dude? Seriously, there is no bigger marketing scam than Magnums, except maybe New Coke, only New Coke failed, and Magnums, for whatever reason, are still on shelves.
Designed to make guys with slightly bigger than average penises feel like they’ve got a giant’s schlong between their legs, the truth is, even King Kong could fit his willy in a regular ol’ connie. I’ve had sexual relations with a few gentlemen who felt that their junk was worthy of a few extra centimeters of latex, and while, yes, they were admirably large in the penis department, their insistence that they “needed” Magnums made them look oh-so-small in my eyes. It all goes back to 6th grade sex ed. Remember when the teacher demonstrated the strength of a latex condom by blowing it up with air like a balloon or shoving her whole hand inside and flexing her fingers? Yet a regular condom feels “tight” and “constricting” for guys who are eight inches as opposed to six when fully erect, huh?
Dudes who buy Magnums are kind of the opposite of guys who buy Porches Porsches because their penises are so small. They’re bragging about the one thing they know they’ve got going for them, to anyone who will listen—drug store cashiers, sexual partners, the cleaning lady—to distract you and themselves from everything else that they’re insecure about. This is why you should never date a guy who insists on Magnums. Sleeping with them? Well that’s another story.


















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Perceptible
wrote on January 16 2009 @ 01:27 pm: [report]
I’m gonna have to disagree. On my first bedroom encounter with my bf we tried to use a regular condom but it was just too tight to get on all the way and was causing him obvious discomfort. We had to abandon that part of the evening till we were able to get some Magnums, which fit much better, thankfully. Magnums accommodate not just extra length, but width as well. (BTW, both our previous relationships were long term marriages, 10 years and 16 years, so it had been a long time since either of us had dealt with condoms, and is the reason why we didn’t get the right ones in the first place.)
Hanners
wrote on January 16 2009 @ 01:34 pm: [report]
Not one, but two of my exes fell under the category of Men Who Insist That They NEED Magnums. While they were both very well hung, I had to spend a lot of time listening to their complaints about their penile pratfalls- including an inability to use sex toys made for “average” sized men and their balls dropping in the toilet water when they had to do a… sit down job. Remarkably, the list of complaints was very similar, as were the men themselves. Both tall, gorgeous, green eyed, and totally self involved, but god love ‘em, they’re still two of my best friends(and still routinely whine to me about their oversized-wang issues).
joyy
wrote on January 16 2009 @ 01:39 pm: [report]
The article seems heavy on guys who like to talk about how they ‘need magnums’, and that just sounds like annoying arrogance in my book ... but if a roomier rubber is more comfortable and just as effective, I say why not!
I was actually curious to try some ... I’m an antibiotics (and bc, which gets affected by the other meds) so I’m all “wrap it up” ... the bf obliged because he’s a good guy and shares my dream of not getting accidentally knocked up. But he did have to hit the brakes after a while because it was too tight and constricting (like Perceptible, it had been a while for us using them). I figure we have to get more anyways, why not try something that might be more comfortable for him?
And I don’t have a “ween” as ya’ll like to call it, but I’m guessing it’s a safe assumption that it is more sensitive and more packed with nerve endings than the human hand is.
EastCoastMale
wrote on January 16 2009 @ 01:39 pm: [report]
I agree with Perceptible and TOALLY disagree with the statement made in the article. Even though my rants about how I dislike condoms in general are peppered across the site, when I have used them..magnums made a sizeable difference in comfort and actual mechanics. I think you hit it in the head, so to speak, when you say they accomodate larger width as well as length. I am very hesitant to say this but I do think it is warranted in this situation, some females make be very understanding when their partner expresses the need for magnums but to say that there are no need for them…you cant really know the feeling or need unless you have a penis. I dont mean this in a condescending way and I know condoms are stratchy but once I used magnums there were no more boken upper portions and no more painful discomfot. Just mentioning my personal experience in this case not to brag by any means, just because I have had direct and relevant experience with the exact topic of the article.
WinkyFace
wrote on January 16 2009 @ 01:43 pm: [report]
I usually agree with you, Amelia, but in this case I don’t. My boyfriend doesn’t NEED Magnums, but it is very obvious that regular condoms don’t roll on as easily and are visibly cutting off circulation to his junk. While condoms are very strong, it’s the actual ring part at the base that is tight. We both find it much easier to just use Magnums; less of a struggle in the heat of the moment, and if it happens to make him feel manlier (which he’s never voiced, but that’s probably what he thinks) than so be it! And as far as I know, he doesn’t talk about condom size with anyone, and he orders them online (weird) so I’m pretty sure his use/purchase of the Magnum is not so he can have bragging rights.
EastCoastMale
wrote on January 16 2009 @ 01:44 pm: [report]
geez I really need a proof reader, pardon the spelling. Oh and to clarify, you might say “he hates them up and down but has used them?”, yes very early on in my sexual journey I used some and then gave them the beenfit of the doubt once more recently. So I still dont enjoy them one bit but when I did wear them for whatever period of time per encounter, magnums definitely made all the difference.
EastCoastMale
wrote on January 16 2009 @ 01:49 pm: [report]
and to clarify…the “you cant really know the feeling or need unless you have a penis” comment was not intended for the commenting participants, but rather unfortunately for Amelia in this instance. I still love your writing and involvement on the site.
Humble Bee
wrote on January 16 2009 @ 01:51 pm: [report]
I also agree with Perceptible.
I had an ex bf, and he was so cute, he didn’t even know he needed bigger condoms until I put a regular one on him. It was too tight. He tried to work with it, but poor thing it was always suffocating his peen. haha.
He didn’t even realize how big his penis was. He was so clueless about it, he just thought everyone had one like his.
Alison Wonderland
wrote on January 16 2009 @ 02:08 pm: [report]
I agree with all the commenters and especially Joyy. If I guy goes around announcing his need to use Magnuns well then that’s just arrogant and obnoxious.
My BF also uses them because they are wider. Regular condoms turned his member into “a crayon” as he so elegantly worded it. He shares ECM’s feeling toward condoms, but I insist upon them so I’m glad that he can at least be comfortable while wearing one.
If Trogan had focus more on just the ‘larger sized condom’ aspect instead of choosing an gradious name like MAGNUM I don’t think it would be such an issue.
EastCoastMale
wrote on January 16 2009 @ 02:17 pm: [report]
I agree Alison, and I just went back and re-read the article to make sure I wasnt missing something and sure enough, I was. “Should never date a guy who insists on magnums”...really? that is totally BS in my view. I see this as just a lack of caring for a man’s comfort level, assuming it is because he is trying to impress you or brag and maybe even thinking “he’s a guy, he can handle it, he is just full of himself”. The analogy of the condom stretching in sex ed is a joke I believe, (not to be too harsh but the article has me fired up). Im sure some sports bras for women feel wayyy too tight if they are one size smaller but yet if I hold onto it with my hands and step down on it, I can stretch it out to my knees…..how can this be? hmmm maybe because thats not the way it is intended to be used and definitely not the part of the body it coverslol
Hanners
wrote on January 16 2009 @ 02:18 pm: [report]
Oh, just to clarify, I never challenged either ex on their claim of needing the Magnums, as both seemed to be aware of this from previous experiences and came to the table(or bedroom) with them on hand. I just had to laugh at the psychological implications of their constantly bringing up their big schlongs.
Michael
wrote on January 16 2009 @ 02:23 pm: [report]
I don’t get magnums but I specifically buy durex because they are slightly wider than trojan and lifestyles and that little extra makes all the difference - in comfort, and “installation” which I believe is a safety issue.
justme
wrote on January 16 2009 @ 02:37 pm: [report]
I’m agreeing with the commenter(s) above. I dated 2 men back to back that required the extra large condom. The first guy knew he needed them and introduced me to the product. The second guy fit into the category of too large. But the first time we went at it, he tried and tried to use a regular sized condom and it killed his mood every time. This was a major disappointment. So I ran out and bought some magnums for our next meeting - it was smooth sailing after that. Unfortunately we didn’t date long enough to get thru the whole box.
Its all for the best, he was simply too big and painful.
theothergyllenhaal
wrote on January 16 2009 @ 02:42 pm: [report]
<cough> Porsches.
muzenews
wrote on January 16 2009 @ 03:03 pm: [report]
Um. Ahem. My husband, when we were dating, tried to use regular condoms the first few times. They constricted him so much that performing was a joke because he couldn’t keep an erection. We switched to Magnums and haven’t had a problem in the 10 years we’ve been together.
Alison Wonderland
wrote on January 16 2009 @ 03:23 pm: [report]
At this point I think we’ve all defended Magnums enough to justify their market need. But going back to the OP, I don’t think Amelia was really trying to diss on larger sized condoms but men who internalize their need to use them in order to bolster their own self esteem. While I don’t think it was worded right, I can see some validity in not wanting to date a man who relies on the size of his penis to justify other shortcomings in his life. A man like that, though I certainly hope they are few and far between, might likely have other emotional issues. And I think we would all enter a relationship with that potential cautiously. But really, the insistance on larger condoms is not enough evidence to make that call.
HusbandTribe
wrote on January 16 2009 @ 03:24 pm: [report]
It’s possible to squeeze into a smaller condom, but something larger is more conformfortable. The most difficult part is the “squeezing”, which can be a mood killer. The author clearly does not have a large penis. ; )
EastCoastMale
wrote on January 16 2009 @ 03:31 pm: [report]
True you can probably squeeze into one but it would be totally pointless, makes it much harder to stay aroused and is totally uncomfortable. Im sure you could “squeeze” shaq into a raincoat from the junior miss department but would it keep him dry? then whats the point.
Promessa
wrote on January 16 2009 @ 03:41 pm: [report]
I guess my view on it is that if a guy needs to use one, then that’s fine, but it should never get to the point where they feel the need to let the whole world know. that’s just pushing it
Comfort should be mutual, and if his junk feels not-so-comfy then why not.
Also, I agree on the whole idea that it seems like bragging when you just look at the box: black, gold, “MAGNUM”! overcompensating much?
lol a simple title on a normal box that said Larger Sized would be sufficient
YourPetJoey
wrote on January 16 2009 @ 04:03 pm: [report]
Ok, so I don’t think of myself as large down below. I’m also tall but don’t feel that way. And I know I’m big enough but never thought I was big. I don’t brag about my size (and never thought I had the right to) and I don’t make fun of others for theirs either.
Additionally, I like using condoms. I like sex to last a while and they help. I also like the slightly less sensitive feeling and so it’s pleasant from that standpoint.
However, after using a condom, I end up with extreme discomfort. I just have generalized pain where I shouldn’t. This doesn’t happen if I don’t use a condom. It’s not chaffing. It’s not friction burn. It’s from tightness in the diameter of the condom, but I didn’t know this for years.
Now, because I’m not one to show off in this kind of way, I never purchased anything but regular condoms. But after years of me complaining a little after using condoms, my wife just went out and bought the larger ones for me. It’s nice to not feel discomfort after using a condom.
There’s a reason for the product and a lot of guys are probably not proud, but in fact a little shy about it.
No matter the size, I’d say most men are a little self-conscious with such things. Yes?
AJ
wrote on January 16 2009 @ 04:36 pm: [report]
Hey, whatever it takes to get him to wear one. Who cares what size it is.
EastCoastMale
wrote on January 16 2009 @ 06:56 pm: [report]
hehe….Im just going to hush. Just wanted to say that I dont think most men are self conscious Joey, they just deal with it in the same way that women deal with personal hygiene products I would say, no matter how many women will tell you otherwise. Unless your a man with a penis I dont really see relating stories of what others have told as being the same, not meaning that in a bad way.
Isabela Laval
wrote on January 16 2009 @ 07:34 pm: [report]
Actually, the size of the condom DOES matter. If it’s far too large, it can move around, rip or fall off.
Condoms aren’t like shoes. You can’t just stuff them with tissue so they fit. Take that, Victoria Beckham!
EastCoastMale
wrote on January 16 2009 @ 08:33 pm: [report]
thank you Isabela, I totally agree. By that same token needing a larger width condom is a non-issue in my mind and think some men are shy about it because they know the negative connotation about being self promoting that may follow.
lindssaurus
wrote on January 16 2009 @ 08:53 pm: [report]
what about dating a guy who wears XL magnums? mine cant fit into magnums.
i disagree/agree its only alittle bit bigger but not much from a regular.
lindssaurus
wrote on January 16 2009 @ 08:55 pm: [report]
but hes alittle embaressed i think if they truly need magnums or bigger they may be alittle shy about it
DancerNinja
wrote on January 16 2009 @ 09:10 pm: [report]
So many comments, here are my two cents:
Trojans suck no matter.
The rubber is thicker, the regulars are smaller, they choke the guy, they dull the sensation, there is no warmth transference.
Someone before mentioned Durex. The Durex Extra Sensations are thinner, I’ve never had one break, and they will stretch more without contracting to suffocation.
fallenangel915
wrote on January 17 2009 @ 04:52 am: [report]
I love the guys who try to say that they need Magnums but when it comes down to it, the Mags end up being too baggy or slipping off. ROFL! Maybe we should reach in our bedside drawers and hand ‘em a LifeStyles, which are probably the smallest damn condoms out there.
EastCoastMale
wrote on January 17 2009 @ 11:49 am: [report]
Dancer
Ive had several of the durex extras break on me which is why I went to just regular sensation, both durex and lifestyles, and they choked the lfe out of me. I then went to magnums last and they fit much better and never broke but I dont think the sensation was great with any of them, thats why I take the current position on them that I do.
TWBuddha
wrote on January 17 2009 @ 04:10 pm: [report]
New, from Trojan, in 2009…
“WTF: OBSCENELY LARGE CONDOMS”
stattenf
wrote on January 18 2009 @ 12:13 pm: [report]
While I’m not qualified to comment on the experiences of men who actually have rather large penises, and thus might truely need Magnum condoms, I do have something to offer those men who believe they need larger condoms but don’t actually have a large penis, available on my website
http://www.PenisReductionPills.com/
They’re the finest penis reducing placebos on the internet, so they can’t actually have an effect on the size of the male member, but thru the magic of the placebo effect they may aid said men in feeling more comfortable donning the size condoms they actually should be wearing.
kl_savage
wrote on January 18 2009 @ 12:16 pm: [report]
I can’t believe no one has mentioned lambskin yet! Our primary reason for using them is I’m allergic to latex… but he (a former Magnum user) says they feel and fit better. Obviously I’d agree, as latex kills me :(
I’ll be the first to admit that they ARE totally weird looking, and are more costly but, as others have mentioned, definitely a better option than getting accidentally knocked up. We’ve never had one break, either.
Chelle
wrote on January 18 2009 @ 01:13 pm: [report]
@kl_savage- I have a slight latex allergy too (it’s bearable, but if used often or for a long time, it itches and burns). Lambskin is more porous, so it’s not as effective as latex in preventing disease. Have you tried polyurethane condoms? They’re still not as effective as latex but are cheaper than most lambskin. I prefer them personally because, honestly, the idea of animal skin inside of me freaks me out. Also, I’ve had several condoms break on me, all Trojans. I wouldn’t recommend those. I know a lot of guys who have to use Magnums and they look average to me. Maybe they make small condoms the “normal” size to spare guys embarrassment.
kl_savage
wrote on January 18 2009 @ 01:46 pm: [report]
@chelle;
Yes actually, the poly ones are great… can’t believe I forgot to mention those!
Another edit: I’ve experienced other condoms breaking (trojans), just not the lambskin ones.
Jar by the Door
wrote on January 19 2009 @ 12:20 pm: [report]
I call shenanigans also. My boyfriend and I used female condoms when we first were getting together because he said regular ones hurt him. We got to a point a few months in where we stopped using them all together because I was on BC. I lost my health insurance for a bit and couldn’t afford BC for a while, and we had trouble finding FCs (and I hate them), so I bought him some Magnums (he didn’t want to buy them himself, since he didn’t think people would believe he needed them) and they didn’t hurt him at all (he needed them for girth, not length).
EastCoastMale
wrote on January 19 2009 @ 12:45 pm: [report]
@Condomlite
No problem, just attesting that when I did try some in the past, magnums were more comfrotable and didnt kill the mood like others. I soon quickly started to hate them too though so my stance hasnt changed…just putting my two cents in on magnums specifically.
http://www.tabutoys.com/
wrote on January 19 2009 @ 04:18 pm: [report]
I do have to agree. There are some men that actually need a larger condom but for the most part the men that purchase Magnums have delusions of grandeur. If you are one of the few, proud men that happen’s to be packing you might want to look into Durex XXL’s. They’re more spacious and they don’t have a strong latex smell.
MariusSilverwolf
wrote on January 19 2009 @ 09:18 pm: [report]
When my wife and I first met we were both able to present clean test results, so we relied entirely on her birth control pills until after we were married and ready to start a family. After the birth of our son we had to hunt down condoms that wouldn’t aggravate her (every common product she’d tried had given her problems), that would feel as close to going without as possible, and wouldn’t try to cut off my, ahhh, circulation. With my previous girlfriend I’d used just about every Trojan variety, and they all felt as if I was wearing a c-ring.
My wife and I found an adult store nearby carrying the Crown Skin Less Skin condoms. Come to find out, no pun intended, that these are the same condoms used in the Adult Film Industry. They may cost a bit more, sure, but I like to think that keeping my wife happy—and they exceeded ALL our requirements, as she had no irritation—is well worth it.
Ricky
wrote on January 20 2009 @ 01:38 am: [report]
I have to drop my 2 cents in here too, because I had a Human Sexuality prof my second year of college who had the same message as Amelia. (Btw, I love your articles - just have to disagree with this one)
Women just won’t have any idea what it’s like to have sex while wearing something that turns you into a “crayon” or leaves that painful, indented, purple ring around your shaft when you take it off. Kind of like how we’ll never know what childbirth or cramps feel like.
Find me one man who will come out and say, all condoms are the same and there’s no reason to need anything bigger than regular, and I’ll find you a unicorn.
Magnums are a total marketing gimmick in some ways. I used them until I switched brands because the insanely distinctive box and lame “MAGNUM” branding made it 10x more awkward to buy condoms. They are however bigger and WAY more comfortable than the regular trojans.
Houdini
wrote on January 20 2009 @ 07:04 am: [report]
As long as the magnum doesn’t have a trigger, you’re in good shape.
d8ergirl
wrote on January 20 2009 @ 02:38 pm: [report]
I think you should add guys that drive Hummers to the types of dudes that need Magnums.
Houdini
wrote on January 20 2009 @ 02:47 pm: [report]
d8ergirl; For the magnum in their pants or the magnum in the glove box!!!
elba
wrote on January 20 2009 @ 08:10 pm: [report]
Totally disagree. Before magnum condoms I didn’t even enjoy sex all that much—I couldn’t orgasm with regular condoms. They were way too restricting and cut off the blood flow. Perhaps, you mean that magnums are overrated for long penises—because I can testify for a fact that for thicker ones—the difference to a guy is night and day from regular condoms.
011girl
wrote on January 21 2009 @ 01:42 pm: [report]
Sometimes it is just a bragging thing. In college a guy I was dating pulled one out and I got excited. Total waste of Magnum.
But I’ve gone out with other guys who definitely needed the extra room and didn’t seem to bring them out to brag. For one guy even the XL was constricting, but he had trouble keeping an erection anyway. Really large guys usually can’t seem to stay hard, so even if you’re a size queen there’s not always a correlation between big one and good sex.
Houdini
wrote on January 21 2009 @ 03:15 pm: [report]
011girl; you are not only good looking but very intelligent also. A true lover is more than just his pistol. Luckily I’ve been with many great ladies. I always did my best to see to it that they had a great time. Was it the greatest time every for them, who knows, but they enjoyed the time with me. What more can a guy do for a lady in distress, than to treat her right????
erdwinjc
wrote on January 22 2009 @ 12:12 pm: [report]
When the male undergoes the big “O”, his penis reaches full capacity. When that happens, regular sized condoms become VERY tight and make an orgasm extremely painful, unlike magnum/magnumXL’s!!!! There was a time when a regular sized condom caused me to bleed due to a painful “O”. there was no room for “it” to go due to the mushrooming effect that held it tight around me. Believe me! It IS possible to break a condom that way! The new magnum thins are great!!!!
Yes, size DOES matter! Whether it be a few mm’s or a few inches. Every female that says it doesn’t matter, is being untrue for the sake of there male partner. Peace out.
SeattleMama
wrote on January 22 2009 @ 03:01 pm: [report]
Agreed that while the body of the condom may be very stretchy, the ring is what makes all the difference- at least for my husband. He’s not insane in the length department but he’s pretty girthy and that’s where most condoms would fail us… I can’t ask him to wear a tourniquet on his junk! That said, the Magnums aren’t all that- the XLs are somewhat better, but personally I think it’s more about the marketing.
Tivi Jones
wrote on January 22 2009 @ 03:49 pm: [report]
Oh, honey, I have to disagree…when it’s a matter of your partner’s comfort during sex, some men do need them.
cinamas
wrote on March 12 2009 @ 12:32 pm: [report]
Hey speaking as a guy… of course Magnums are a marketing tactic; what isn’t?! They know if a guy is going to take 10 seconds to grab a box and get the hell outta there they’re likely going to choose the box that jumps off the shelf at them. Nothing screams out at a guy like “You’re the biggest dick in the room” like a box in all bold and capitals reading “Magnum”. All of us still have a lil boy inside that wants to have the biggest member on the playground and aspire to be the next Ron Jeremy or Shane Diesel in the boudoir. Now that I’ve said all that… I admit that I use them too!
I’m not like most guys in the sense that I don’t feel I need to come up with wild locker room stories and constantly have to ask my partner if I’m measuring up. I don’t have an inflated ego nor do I have low self-esteem. I just accepted a long time ago that I got what I got and since I have to accept it so does whoever I’m in a relationship with.
I actually didn’t for a long time and never complained about the discomfort of regular condoms. I wanted sex and had to wear a condom- it was as simple as that. I didn’t know that they came in different sizes until my gf brought them home. We broke a few too many of the regular ones and she took matters into her own hands so to speak! I can honestly say that since the switch I am much more comfortable during love making and haven’t had another breakage since. At this point I’d still buy them even if the box said “Cute lil buddies.” If calling them Magnums, or Big Boys, or Clydesdales gets more men to wear them then I say great no harm done!! Isn’t that the idea anyway??
Although I am new to this site I think the author should perhaps do a little more research on this subject before putting it in writing. I’m available if you decide to conduct an experiment!
Seantastic
wrote on March 31 2009 @ 12:20 pm: [report]
Alright, as you’re a woman, I can understand that you have actually zero concept of condoms. That’s all well and good.
As you referenced sex-ed to reflect the elasticity of condoms, let’s dwell on another matter: Rubber bands. A rubber band can be stretched a great deal beyond its standard circumference, but if you wrap one around your wrist, it can still cause discomfort and cut off circulation. Keep in mind its actual circumference compared to that which it is forced to take with a larger displacement. There is greater force exerted on the shaft of the penis. It is painful and it will turn the penis any shade from purple or red to white.
I do not EVER go around “bragging” about my dick size because I’ve been gifted with common sense enough to know that an average dick tends to be more than adequate (and in many instances, preferable) for a women who doesn’t happen to have a gaping abyss of a glory hole between her thighs.
The first time I tried to slide a condom over my penis, it actually hurt and back then I didn’t even know condoms like Magnums existed. It struck me that condoms were simply supposed to cause discomfort/pain. If that were the case, I wager the birth rate would rise significantly as the numbers of guys who wanted sex to be pleasurable rather than phallic agony removed themselves from their latex cage.
No, if you want to rant about something, rant about the guys who regard Magnums as a badge of honour. Some kind of commemoration of a too large member dangling down below. I’ve had enough girls complain about my size that I regard it as more embarrassing than something to brag about. Hell, I’ve often said I’d rather shave a few inches off my penis just to be a little bit taller. So perhaps you might want to look into things next time before making stupid assumptions that neglect anatomy and physics: Elastic things squeeze, and squeezing sensitive portions of anatomy hurts.
PinkRanger
wrote on April 1 2009 @ 10:01 am: [report]
I just think its hilarious that even though its been established by almost every one of the 50+ comments on here that magnums have a practical use, every man that posts still has to point out that while hes very humble about being well-endowed, he NEEDS magnums. hahaha. its just funny…...not to say you’re all fakers its just a funny coincidence that every man on the frisky is apparently larger than average
Arsenic
wrote on April 10 2009 @ 03:41 pm: [report]
I will also add my 2 cents to this topic:
My current needs magnums. Not because he’s full of himself (he didn’t even consider himself big until I told him he was, even after bruising my cervix), but because he needs them - I’d find it hard to be aroused with a rubber band squeezing my genitals to the point of pain too.
This does not mean he is better in bed or an egomaniac, it just is.
DedicationIII
wrote on May 8 2009 @ 03:13 pm: [report]
Lol. True Pink Ranger unlike these guys (uhm) I’m quiet gifted and I’m not humbly conceited at all lol. No but seriously I concur with most of the comments and disagree with the author.
LoLLyRed
wrote on June 21 2009 @ 02:01 pm: [report]
well i got a story for you.
a few months ago i started getting serious really for the first time in my life with a gorgeous girl. I too had seen my teacher stretch a standard sized condom over her arm and figured i would have no problem fitting into them. i bought a 12 pack of durex thins. anyway come the first time we decide to penetrate i roll one of those down myself and instantly my erection starts to fade. we managed to get it in and go through the motions for about 5 minutes but i really couldnt feel anything and before i knew it i was down. this happened some 6-7 times. i couldn’t sleep, i thought maybe i was asexual or i needed therapy or even homosexual. i was so stressed because of it. then my girlfriend went out and got a 3 pack of Magnum thins and insisted i give em a try.
MINDBLOWING, needless to say i orgasmed for the first time in her and all of my worries melted away. since then(3 days ago) we have already gone through the 3 pack and halfway through a 10 pack and we both could not be happier. TO ME, that little extra room between the 6 inch and 8 inch erection as you call it, MATTERED THE WORLD.
a penis does not have bones in it, it does not contain strong muscles like an arm. it is soft spongy tissue that a nervous teen is already having a difficult filling with blood.
tryin Magnum Ecstasy’s now, so far so FANTASTIC
Helixbill
wrote on June 21 2009 @ 04:23 pm: [report]
For me the Magnums were too thick and not quite long enough, no brag, just fact.
The Trustex Extra Large are much more comfortable http://www.condomdepot.com/product/detail.cfm/nid/230/pid/2865 They are wider than Magnums and thinner for more sensitivity.
And I would consider it to be in bad taste to say anything about size to a date. It’s sad that some egos need to talk about size.