Liveblogging “True Blood”!
Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry
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6:55PM, Sunday November 9th 2008
Who’s ready for another episode of “True Blood”? Me! Me! Me! Will Bill get in big trouble with the vampire council? And more importantly, will he get to hump Sookie before he maybe gets sent to the blood sucker big house? God. I hope so.
9:02 I would scream if Sam was in my bed buck naked too.
9:03 We knew this was coming. Sam’s a shape shifter. Do you think he can ONLY shift into that patchy dog?
9:05 $795 IS kind of expensive for an exorcism. Demons travel through technology? Like this blog?
9:07 Ahh, Amy. An organic vegan with no carbon footprint, whose fine with draining a vamp of his blood for a quick high.
9:09 Yes, Sam CAN shape shift into lots of things. Oh, oh, oh and there are two dogs! He has one he shape shifts into LOOKING like. This explains so much. If I could shape shift, I would use Lucca as my model.
9:11 I admit that Sam is slightly cooler now. Slightly. Couldn’t he shape shift into a hotter guy with less douchey hair? Aww, I kind of feel bad for Sam now. Sookie is kind of being a bitch.
9:13 I think Tara just needs a toilet to puke into. Is she going to puke something black? No. It’s just water. That’s not a demon.
9:14 Whoa. Little Tara Spirit. She has to stab herself? Oh lordy. Whoa…the air bled. What did the demon girl do to her? I’m confused.
9:15 Jason has gotten way hotter to me. Haha, he and Amy want to turn their vampire prisoner into Patty Hearst.
9:18 Aww Tara and her mom are cute… Is Terry the killer? Merlotte’s looks like a cute place for a wedding.
9:20 Oh my god, Sam’s beagle was sooo cute….Lafayette waxing his chest on the couch is pretty funny. Who’s his guest?
9:21 Do blow jobs help with stage fright?
9:22 Ahhhahahahahaha, the exorcism chick works at the drug store! Ipecac and peyote!!! Hahahaha! Miss Jeanette’s glasses are pretty cute.
9:24 Rene is hot. But where the f&%k is Bill? This episode is half over, and no hot vampire action.
9:25 Terry is weird. And suspicious….BILLLLLLLLLLL! You’re here!!!! Oh my god, this tooth removal punishment is NASTY.
9:29 Lafayette is smart and totally knows Jason’s behind his vamp disappearing.
9:30 I realllllly don’t want Rene to be the killer…Sookie doesn’t like being left out of the gossip, that’s why she’s pissed she didn’t know about Sam, or Sam and Tara.
9:32 Okay, so if Rene IS the killer, as some commenters have said, why is always killing people connected to Jason? And does that mean Amy is next?
9:33 This Majesty guy reminds me of John Malkovich. Erik has a hard-on for Sookie, I think. Ugh, just let Bill go. I need Sookie and Bill to get a scene together this episode.
9:36 HOW could Rene be the killer? He’s good to Arlene! And to her kids! I don’t think he is. I just don’t. That Terry guy is creepier.
9:37 Tara’s outfit is HOR. RID.
9:39 More Sam flashbacks. Oh no, did his adopted family just take off and leave him?! Whoa. Tara has got her demon back I guess.
9:41 Sigh. Alright. I like Sam now. Are you people happy? I feel for the guy. Give him a haircut and I may even love him.
9:42 Ruh-roh. What are they gonna do to Bill? Bill just slipped into his British accent. Yikes. So they want Bill to kill this redheaded chick? Why? Why is that a punishment for Bill?
9:44 Something bad is going to happpppennnn, I can feeeeel itttttt….it’s the killer!!! Who is it?! What is Sookie envisioning? I’m confused. Okay, so the killer was wearing a black shirt. I think Rene was too. Damnit.
9:47 Okay what the hell was that naked chick?! NO! Amy killed the nice gay vampire! Bitch!
9:49 Ohhh, so they want Bill to make this human chick into a vamp. Well that’s not so so bad. She might like it. I think Bill might be tender with this. Oooh, this is kind of hot. Just enjoy redhead! Sookie did! Well, I guess he didn’t DRAIN Sookie…
9:52 Pretty good episode, but very disappointed that there was no Sookie/Bill interaction.
NEXT WEEK: Lafayette fights for the rights of gay vampires! Oh no, Sam and Sookie make out? Blech!
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Meggg
wrote on November 9 2008 @ 07:39 pm: [report]
Poor Sam and his sad childhood.
Simosa
wrote on November 9 2008 @ 09:58 pm: [report]
I got home late tonight and missed the live blog. I just read your recap AFTER I watched the show. Your recap is hysterical and awesome. Wish I could have been here live with you. - You Frisky fans should all be here on Sunday night because this show is so amazing.
I’m quite relieved that you’ve finally been won over by Sam. I need to watch this again to fully absorb all that is going on.
My heart is broken for Sam - he obviously has abandonment issues. That war vereran dude obviously has issues too.
Isabella
wrote on November 10 2008 @ 06:16 am: [report]
I am so mad a sookie, it looks like she cheats on bill in the next one.Stupid Girl, I love bill compton.
Isabella
wrote on November 10 2008 @ 06:22 am: [report]
And it looks like she likes sam,why? Tara is going to be pissed.I hope tara beats up sookie so she realizes how much bill is doing for her.I am so mad, i just had to say it again.They better make up in the next on cause i am done if sookie and bill r not together.
Rebecca
wrote on November 10 2008 @ 08:22 am: [report]
Amelia, I read your liveblogging the morning after and it’s hilarious.
How can you be so hard on Sam? He’s cute, and cute as the dog.
I hope Lafayette figures out what happened to the gay vamp, i think a fight between Lafayette and psycho-hippie-chick-who-i-refuse-to-remember-the-name-of would be hilarious.
I feel really bad for Bill, having to bite that girl was so wrong.
Adrienne
wrote on November 10 2008 @ 08:24 am: [report]
That’s pretty funny! I love the way you give your “blow by blow” comments. True Blood is an awesome show!!!!! Stephen Moyer is crazy hot!!!!
Amelia
wrote on November 10 2008 @ 08:29 am: [report]
@Rebecca I know, I am hard on Sam. He reminds me of Ashley from “Gone With The Wind” sorta. Kind of wimpy. If he proves he’s a fighter, I’ll like him more.
Annika Harris
wrote on November 10 2008 @ 09:16 am: [report]
Yeah, this live blogging is pretty hilarious. I’ll be really upset if Sookie starts hooking up with Sam. I guess neither one of them can figure out who they really want. I really think Rene is the killer, but I can’t wait to see how the revelation unfolds. On a side note, did anyone discover that body in the restroom that Sookie had a vision about? I bet it’s starting to smell. I was so happy all Bill had to do was turn the redhead.
Annika Harris
wrote on November 10 2008 @ 09:17 am: [report]
Oh yeah, I think that naked chick was one of the dead women. I love a plot twist.
Rebecca
wrote on November 10 2008 @ 10:29 am: [report]
I thought the woman Sookie was seeing strangled was just the killer reliving one of his prior murders.
JEROME
wrote on November 10 2008 @ 01:02 pm: [report]
I’M SURE SAM IS A COLD KILLER DID YOU SEE HIM IN THE BAR LAST NIGHT OH LIKE HE JUST SHOWS UP. NOW LOOK WHAT HAPPEN TO GRANNY? SAMMMMM
BUNNYHARE1
wrote on November 11 2008 @ 06:15 am: [report]
MOVE OVER STEPHEN KING!
MY UTMOST COMPLIMENTS TO THE ACTORS AND THE WTITERS FOR THEIR WIN-WIN COMBINATION!
TRUE BLOOD IS RIVETING AND ADDICTIVE. WE’VE BEEN OVERDUE FOR A NEW GENRE OF MODERN HORROR SERIAL PROGRAMS.
KUDOS TO ALL INVOLVED WITH CREATING TRUE BLOOD, AMEN! HAHA
jenice
wrote on November 11 2008 @ 02:01 pm: [report]
WOW! THE WRITERS ON THIS SHOW HAVE SOME TWISTED MINDS SAM IS A DOG WELL DANG! TERA IS STILL A CRAZY B..CH HER MOMA WAS CURED BY THE DRUG STORE CLERK SOOKIE IS A NUT THE GAY VAMP IS DEAD AND HE WAS SO NICE WHAT WILL LAFIYET DO BABY CAUSE THEY HAVE MESSED UP HIS MONEY !!!!! I LOOVE THIS SHOW ANOTHER SEASON PLEASE!!!!!!!! me and my husband keiron are hooked
J
wrote on November 11 2008 @ 04:27 pm: [report]
At the very end when Tara drives her car into a tree. Did you notice the woman, she looks like Bill’s maker do you suppose she is coming into the picture to stir up more trouble. Hey we have had some mighty fine eye candy with Bill, Jason & Sam. When do we get to see Erik go full monty.
Trudy J
wrote on December 7 2008 @ 01:14 pm: [report]
No!!! Not Lafayette!!! Maybe he’ll come back, but as what? As for Erik, if the series is like the book, he and Sookie have a wicked fling when Bill goes to Europe. As for the Hog woman who knows? Except for Sam that is. Sam is way hot by the way!!!