Liveblogging “The Real Housewives Of Atlanta” Season Finale!
Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry
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6:15PM, Tuesday November 18th 2008
Tonight I’ll be liveblogging the season finale (noooooo!) of “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” starting at 10pm EST—so come back with a glass of wine in hand and your TV tuned to Bravo. Will Big Poppa make an appearance? Will NeNe find out who her real father is? Will Lisa or DeShawn suddenly become interesting? I cannot wait to see how this hot mess ends!
9:48 Have you poured yourself a glass of red? I have! Twelve minutes to go. I am just catching up on the last episode. I think I despise Sheree. This really should be the NeNe and Kim show.
9:52 Wow. Lisa says “Mah God!” a lot.
10:01 Kim is an overgrown Britney Spears. This is her “business” look. How dreadful, to quote NeNe’s gay. How does Kim’s wig have ROOTS?
10:03 Negative, negative, negative. STFU ladies. You know what’s negative? Being rude. Is Kim hating on drag queens? I don’t like that.
10:04 I’m pretty sure it’s DeShawn’s veneers that make her talk weird. She has a slightttttt whistle when she speaks. It must be kind of nice to retire in your 30’s. Okay, no joke, if Kim can LEARN to be the kind of singer she wants to be, so could I. I just need a Big Poppa to pay for it.
10:07 DeShawn’s husband seems like a nice man. He doesn’t seem like a Larry Bird-type. Sweet god, Kim has a lot of diamond bangles on.
10:09 Right now Dallas is squashing Kim’s dream and I love it. But is she listening? Or is her Barbie hair getting in the way?
10:14 God, I hate you Sheree. Connections? You’re on the same network as Michael Knight you idiot.
10:15 NeNe! I think Greg is so lovely. I feel for NeNe—why is the guy who she thought was her dad being so mean and ignoring her?
10:17 That’s interesting. NeNe just said you have to have a real strong foundation to be married to an athlete. Because they’re on the road a lot? Are known for cheating? Risk their health everyday? Being a single parent? You mean being a single parent with a full time nanny, DeShawn? Ugh.
10:19 Sheree meets Michael Knight (or however he is spelling his name now). I knew it! Michael is saying what I said last week—that Sheree didn’t know jack squat when she sent her little doodles to a seamstress! She didn’t even pick out her own fabric! She put all that money into a “viewing” but no time into making sure she had anything to SHOW at the viewing. Michael Knight is schooling her right now. Sheree makes me want to scream.
10:22 Oh Michael. Stop blowing smoke up Sheree’s ass. I know you don’t mean it. Also, he just said “Holla atcha boy” which was Blayne’s phrase from last season of “Project Runway.” I’m old—is this something people say in general, or did Blayne make it up and Michael is using it now? Educate me.
10:26 Should I watch this season of “The Real Housewives of Orange County?” I’m undecided. How do these women know NOTHING about cooking? I mean, I’m not all Susie Homemaker, but if I didn’t have a job, I would naturally just learn how to cook a little. I mean, don’t you get bored and have an urge for a snack sometimes? Do you make the chef cook you a snack? It’s just so lazy.
10:28 I love that Lisa calls her husband “dude.” I do that—call romantic partners “dude” I mean. Oh downgrading in lifestyle. How hard it must be for athletes and their wives during these tough economic times. I’m sorry but that chicken looks dry.
10:31 God, Kim is soooooo lazzzzzzy. I mean, get on the patch woman. You don’t need to smoke because of stress! Oh and sweetie, your mom’s teeth are white as snow because they are FAKE. Also, Kim, you are over 30. I do not care what you say. It’s just not physically possible that you and I are the same age.
10:32 Okay, so the oldest child looks 13. That would mean a 29-year-old Kim had her at 16, which is obviously possible, but I just doubt it. Also, why did she name her other child “Brio”. It makes me think of Brioche bread.
10:35 I want to smack Sheree. She is soooo classless, but she thinks because she wears all those diamonds and has “fashion sense” that she’s classy.
10:38 Oh dude. I cannot wait for the reunion! Next week! Ack! S**t is going to go DOWN.
10:40 What’s not to love about NeNe? She’s a good mom. Is NeNe wearing Diane Von Furstenberg? I like her dress. I don’t suppose it’s too much to ask for Brice to select a hybrid vehicle that doesn’t guzzle gas? Anyway, I like that NeNe is trying not to spoil Brice.
10:43 Kim’s daughter has three times the clothes and closet space that I do. Okay, something tells me in a NeNe/Kim fight, Kim would walk away with all her Barbie hair gone.
10:46 Sweet mother of GOD, Kim looks like a harlot from an old western movie. This dinner is awkward.
10:48 Lisa is trying to be mature, but she’s expecting maturity back out of these morons. Good luck.
10:52 “Twilight” trailer! I’m thinking about going during the day on Friday. Should I?
10:56 Kim is going to claim she has cancer at the reunion? Whoa. NeNe is making Kim look stupid right now.
10:57 Yay! NeNe’s awesome husband is stepping in. I love him. He’s wiser than all these fools put together. DeShawn’s eyes are glazing over.
10:59 So, what? NeNe and Kim are friends again? Not so fast. Doesn’t seem like it, by the looks of next week’s reunion! I’m convinced that Sheree is the bad seed. Let the catfight BEGIN!
11:01 KIM AND BIG POPPA BROKE UP?!?!?!?! Before we could find out his identity!? This is tragic! Kim had better rat him out next week! Clive Davis? Quincy Jones? That Atlanta real estate guy? Spill it, Barbie!
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Jocelyn Nubel
wrote on November 18 2008 @ 08:59 pm: [report]
AHHH, one hour of soul-lessness, here we go!
Jocelyn Nubel
wrote on November 18 2008 @ 09:28 pm: [report]
How much do you think a personal chef costs? For the record, I don’t want one; I just want to gawk at the price.
Amelia
wrote on November 18 2008 @ 09:32 pm: [report]
Like available to cook all your meals? Like….$150,000 a year at least? Probably more.
Emily
wrote on November 18 2008 @ 09:53 pm: [report]
I CANNOT WAIT for the reunion.
Emily
wrote on November 18 2008 @ 09:55 pm: [report]
I want NeNe’s husband to be my life coach. He’s so helpful.
nickinu77
wrote on November 18 2008 @ 09:56 pm: [report]
“NeNe was wrong but Sheree pushed Kim in front of a bus.
nickinu77
wrote on November 18 2008 @ 09:58 pm: [report]
Kim is full of it. Sheree scared and shaddy.
Amelia
wrote on November 18 2008 @ 10:01 pm: [report]
Sheree is no good. Kim is too stupid to know what the hell she’s doing and Sheree takes advantage of her cotton candy brain.
Jane
wrote on November 18 2008 @ 11:07 pm: [report]
Please Kim, if no one has told you this, I guess it has to come from me, I hate to tell you this but you can’t sing, you are very beautiful and I’m sure you have many talents, but singing is not one of them. sorry.
HereComestheSunQ
wrote on November 19 2008 @ 12:29 am: [report]
“Holla atcha boy” is another one of those sayings that (how do I say this and be politically correct?) black people started, and then became main stream and lost it’s coolness… like “ballin’,” “boo ya,” and “phat.” Once Blayne said it, it was dead.
flawlessgirl
wrote on November 19 2008 @ 02:24 am: [report]
Im sorry, but Kim can not sing no mattter who the producer iz!
#2 She by Sherea should have gotten a real seamstress from jump!
#3 this whole mess woud have never gotten started if Lisa would have been grown up and kept her mouth shut, what happen in that limo was to stay in that limo.
#4 Da Shawn is faker than a two dollar bill!
#5 You Miss Ne Ne you and Dewight can have your own show!
every Diva has there Favorite Gay!
I have mines.
Smooches,
I hope we get a secon season. If you have seen the other House Wives, it’s never this much B.S!
HereComestheSunQ
wrote on November 19 2008 @ 09:13 am: [report]
Two dollar bills aren’t fake… so was that supposed to be a joke meaning she’s not fake at all? I’m confused…
Amelia
wrote on November 19 2008 @ 09:20 am: [report]
Haha I think she got confused. The phrase is “fake as a three dollar bill.”
Annika Harris
wrote on November 19 2008 @ 09:26 am: [report]
@HereComestheSunQ Bling is another word that has lost its coolness.
Sheree is so conniving. She just sat back and let NeNe give it to Kim, smiling all the while. I think this was her plan from the very beginning. She wanted to hurt NeNe, so she destroyed her friendship with Kim. Okay, so NeNe did help things along by singing that song in the limo and saying Kim couldn’t sing, but I really think she would have told Kim everything if Kim had the class to confront her. I do agree that Lisa should have kept her mouth shut about the song, though. I can’t wait for the reunion special.
kdzah
wrote on November 20 2008 @ 12:43 pm: [report]
Ne-Ne is just being Ne-ne! she dont mean any harm she just keeps it real. Kim can not sign period. I dont care how much training she have it will never happen, And miss Sheree or Miss Scary should i say she knew her place at that table that why she just sat back and watch Ne-Ne and Kim go at it…I hate scary B—-hes… She is so fake and kim is to blind to see it. I think Kim want to be Black that is why she is always hanging with the sistas.Yea I said it So What.I only call it like i see it….But Kim dont know how to handle the sistas see you have to be able to roll with the punches. I mean you know you can’t text a sista a neg. message and don’t expect it to get ugly..(please).
Kiki T
wrote on November 20 2008 @ 01:06 pm: [report]
I finally got to see the finale last night…I’m sooo old news…ahhh….anyway, Kim—what the f’. that dress she haD on at the final dinner says it all about her taste level and yes, I so laughed when I thought of Amelia saying she was a like an overgrown Britney…but at least people like Britney and bitch has her own money, she is her own Big Papa…hmmm…now I am having thought of Kim going lesbo and moving to Kentwood, LA…anyway, I hate Sheree sooo much, I didn’t even want to befriend her on myspace to get access to her profile to find out her sunsign, because I want to know all their signs…but her viewing party was such a joke, as her whole idea of being a fashion designer. I lvoe that M. Knight from Project Runway showed up and kind of let her know…I saw a few episodes at one time, so who knows which was the actual reunion….anyway, also loved the scene when austin dallas gave kim the run down on being a singer. that was priceless and how that spoiled #&@$% just had him on speakerphone with her hired help looking on as if he had no right to tell her she can’‘t get what she wants. she is the modern day gold-digging version of veruca salt, but way less compelling.
blackbeauty
wrote on November 20 2008 @ 01:28 pm: [report]
I love Atlanata housewives and oc course NeNe is my favoritei like DeShawn also she is neutral she’s sweet Lisa she’s ok she kinda tore her ass with me when she started this big mess with nene and kim because nene was drunk and having a good time and she shouldn’t have went back and told anything kim don’t know what she wants to do she just follows someone else’s guide (sheree) she is so not the country singer lessons are not gonna help her she called nene low class what class would she be without big poppa the married man with the long money and sheree give up the fashion design dream it’s not gonna happen what’s up with this seven figure she wants from her ex get out and make ya own money gold digger
two angel
wrote on November 20 2008 @ 03:52 pm: [report]
I can’t believe that we are even watching this type of hype….....it should be the real housewives get a life, but in spite of, I love to watch it.lol lol The problem I have is that if Kim wears this ridiculous hair (wig)why would she, with all the so called money…..go get the Hair Club to fix you up…........they do incredible work for women that have lost hair and you can’t tell it is not real hair . Kim again, go get something better to wear, it looks terrible and that is something you are trying to achieve, to not look terrible . thanks fellow housewives for listening
AUDIE
wrote on November 21 2008 @ 02:57 am: [report]
I FEEL THAT IF KIM AND NENE WERE SUCH GREAT FRIENDS..KIM SHOUL HAVE BEEN WOMAN ENOUGH TO GO TO HER FRIEND OF 6-7 YRS AND ASK HER “HEY DO U SAY THIS ABOUT ME..OR WHAT WAS THAT SONG ABOUT?” I AM SURE NENE WOULD HAVE APOLOGIZED AND TOLD KIM HEY YOU KNOW ME I HAD A LITTLE WINE AND I WAS ONLY PLAYING AROUND! ALTHOUGH IN KIMS DEFENSE..NENE BIENG A GOOD FRIEND COULD HAVE TAKEN KIM TO THE SIDE AND SAID “I JUST REALLY DON’T THINK U CAN SING GIRL!” OFCOURSE I DON’T THINK KIM WOULD HAVE TAKEN THAT CRITIZIM TOO WELL SEEING AS HOW SHE THINKS SHE HOW SHE THINKS SHES THE NEXT BIG COUNTRY SINGER! I HOPE THAT SESSION WITH DALLAS..WHEN HE PLAYED HER SONG BACK TO HER..SHE FINALLY HEARD HERSELF SING..SHE REALIZED HOW MUCH SHE REALLY DOES SUCK! SORRY KIM..AND OMG! WHEN KIM SAID SHE WAS GOING TO STOP SMOKING BCUZ SHE DIDN’T WANT TO RUIN “HER GOD GIVEN TALENT!” LOL! (HER SINGING) AND YEAH WHAT IS UP WITH HER HAIR..AND HER SECRET “BIG POPPA” I SEEN THE PREVIEWS OF THE REUNION AND NENE SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT “MARRIED MEN” SO OBVIOUSLY KIM WAS DATING A MARRIED MAN! NO WONDER BIG POPPA NEVER WANTED TO BE SHOWN ON T.V.! BUT I LIKE NENE..SHE IS FUN..I LIKE LISA SHE IS A LOVING WIFE AND MOTHER..SHEREE IS SPOILED..BUT HAS A GREAT HEART! BUT SHEREE….I AM ASSUMING WE ARE ALL JUST LIVING IN HER WORLD.. THAT BUBBLE NEEDS TO BUST REAL SOON! HOW CONCIETED AND DISGUSTING..SHE IS BEAUTIFUL..BUT BEAUTY IS ONLY SKIN DEEP AND BEHIND THAT BROWN SKIN IS NOTHING BUT UGLY! CAN’T WAIT FOR THE REUNION!!
AUDIE
wrote on November 21 2008 @ 03:03 am: [report]
SORRY I MADE SOME MISTAKES..I MEANT TO SAY IT WAS DESHAWN WHO IS SPOILED WITH THE BIG HEART! NOT SHEREE! OH AND NENE BATTERED BUT NOT BROKEN FOUNDATION..THAT IS AWESOME! U GO GIRL… KIM..YOUR A WHITE GIRL TRAPPED IN A BLACK GIRLS BODY….OH AND U AND SHEREE LOOK ALIKE..GIRL WHAT PLANET R U ON? I AM A WHITE GIRL..I HAVE BLACK FRIENDS..AND JUST BECAUSE WE HAVE SIMILAR INTEREST DOESN’T MEAN I THINK I AM BLACK INSIDE….WE R ALL PINK BABY! U SOUND SO RIDICULOUS! AND I AM YOUNGER THAN YOU OH WAIT MY BAD ....U R 27! LOL!
kdzah
wrote on November 21 2008 @ 11:13 am: [report]
Ladies I love this show just as much as the next person but i think we are putting to much into it this show gives us what we want drama, and lots of it.I mean come on we never see these females spend time with there husbands (except Ne-Ne) they never have time for the kids(kim did but what the #&@$% she was teaching them how to depend on a man)Lisa dont even support her husband and poor Deshawn never see hers.And Sheree please dont get me started you know how i feel about this witch. But for real this show is the bomb. Its like a real good d—k you can never get enough..Feel me!LOL…...
blackbeauty
wrote on November 23 2008 @ 06:06 pm: [report]
I’m just ready for the reunion it’s going down ladies from what i aheard Kim has left big poppa alone but she must have got a big chunk of his bread before she did cause that wanna be ain’t got nothing and her singing career ain’t goin nowhere
vanillasnax
wrote on December 27 2008 @ 05:05 pm: [report]
I think Lisa was a snitch I like her but she told someone about the song and she tried to make it right from editing the show I also think that Kim drinks to much and Lisa is right where she doesnt have nothing to fall back on but big poppa Ne Ne is cool however and Sher ea is cool but I think they all should take a reality check I like De Shawn she is cool but what do I know I ve seen the reunion a few times but I finally got a life so I dont need to watch these biaaaattttttttttches no mo I still love the show but I think they know how to put down and gang up on the little
person if you know what i mean i cant get enouf myself of the show but i think there perception is a little wacky like them Im not mad and Im not jealous but it just seems kinda crazy that they can brag so much about themselves I guess I will do the same
toybox
wrote on December 28 2008 @ 04:44 am: [report]
I have only seen very little of the show and it’s like a car wreck you cant look away from. Have these women lost all touch with reality? The one gal who thinks her voice is a God given gift must be completely tone deaf, she sounds like the blooper reels from American Idol. You can tell they all fell into money and were not raised with it. I haven’t seen an ounce of class from any of them. They sound like bitchy, whiney teenagers from sweet sixteen. What would be great is to see these women in five years, can you say flop!!