Liveblogging “The Bachelorette”!
Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry
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4:05PM, Monday July 6th 2009
Time for me to sound like a broken record. Will Jillian finally realize Wes is a total d-bag on tonight’s episode of “The Bachelorette”? Considering I have been waiting, and waiting, and waiting since, like, episode one, I am going to take a wild guess and say “no.” However, the previews imply that she does. But ABC has fooled me before! Also, someone has a surprise proposal? Anyway, see you at 8 pm bitches.
7:54 Dang, it’s before 8 and three of you are already here!
8:00 So, given who’s left, who do we think the final two are? I’m going to go with Kiptyn and Ed. I swear to God, if Wes keeps giving her those weak lines and she believes him, I hope he wins. I think Jillian has a deviated septum, you know that excuse that all celebs use for getting nose jobs? Cause she always sounds stuffed up.
8:04 Kiptyn is an effing dream boat and totally perfect, but not in that annoying way that applied to Pilot Jake. Reid, for whatever reason, has stuck around, but I don’t think he and Jillian really have chemistry. Oh! That reminds me! From the looks of the previews, tonight one of the dudes loses their boner or something. I predict it is Reid. If it turns out to be Kiptyn, I will be mega disappointed. Poor Ed has been pegged as the workaholic, but maybe he just has a REAL JOB unlike some of these guys and can’t just take off for a few months for a reality show? Oh Jillian, you dumb ass, you may want the bad boy country guy, but you don’t marry him because you cannot change him. Duh, duh, duhhhh. Also, if she trusted him, she wouldn’t need or ask for more assurance. The fact that she still distrusts shows something. I just learned the hard way to trust my gut—Jillian may have to also.
8:13 So, we’re in Madrid, Spain. Kiptyn gets the first date with Jillian. He has suchhhh SoCal guy style. Yes, there could be a better situation Kiptyn—you could be having the LAST date. Always better than the first. New “Bachelorette” drinking phrase—every time Jillian says, “I feel like a princess,” DRINK. Kiptyn is being very honest here, discussing whether he would be prepared to propose based on what he knows now—and he says “no,” which I think is a GOOD SIGN. I do not understand the need for an engagement at the end of this show—having been engaged, the idea that getting engaged is the end all, be all of “proving” your commitment and love to someone is a load of crap. Oooh! They’re learning flamenco dancing! When I was in high school, I took flamenco. I sucked, but I can still do some of the steps. You have to have flexible wrists. Um so Kiptyn is wearing very tight pants. Can we please get a close up of Kiptyn’s little dudes? Also, in honor of Spain, should I pronounce my “S”‘s with a “thhhh” sound?
8:24 FYI, I am watching, but I am also cooking at the same time, so updates will be slightly infrequent for a bit. Wait, are they eating escargot? Delish. Jillian is asking what Kiptyn’s ex-girlfriends would change about him and he joked that they wanted him to have a twin brother. That is not funny Kiptyn. That is serious.
8:28 Jillian just touched on one of my issues with this show—she said that she worries Kiptyn will let her make too many of the decisions because he’s so mellow and good natured. This show doesn’t give any of these people the opportunity to argue and fight, that’s why you can’t get engaged at the end. Until you’ve gone through major fights together and major stress, you really can’t get married, in my opinion.
Whatevs! Fantasy Suite Time!!! WAIT A SECOND?! She’s not spending the night with him? Well then who does she spend the night with that loses their boner? Reid?! EWWW.
8:37 Jillian gets giggly around Reid. Meh. Cheesy park makeout date. I wouldn’t turn that down, to be honest. Juan would make for a great translator on this date. Hey Reid! When you order a GRANDE at Starbucks, what size is it? BIG HUH?! Dumb ass. Ugh. Reid is hotter when he is tan and a little mussy and without his glasses. Which is weird, because normally I love glasses on boys. I’m pretty sure only one dude is going home and that next week the final three meet Jillian’s family, and then on the final episode, she goes on final overnight dates. But before that there is “The Men Tell All” which means we have tonight, next week, the week after, and then the finale. Oh Monday nights, when will I have you free? Reid says that he and Jillian are very similar, whereas Jillian said earlier that they’re very different.
8:48 Reid is such a pleasant dude, but he is just so borrrrring. By the way, I can’t believe Wes is getting the last or second to last date again, that is pretty much B.S. Getting the clean up spot is such an unfair advantage. Let me tell you something, as I am listening to Reid talk like a sensible human being, just like Kiptyn, I am realizing that Jillian wants all of these guys to be madly in love with her at this point, ready to propose NOW—so maybe when one of them DOES in this episode, which supposedly happens, she considers it because she’s showing just how desperado to get married she is? Reid basically just said the same thing Kiptyn said—if she goes to the fantasy suite with him, I am going to be so annoyed. Ugh. Wait. She is saying no to Reid too? WHO LOSES THEIR BONER?! So…if she’s not taking the guys who she has something potentially “real” with, does that mean she IS going to take the guys she’s going to let go? For, like, a quick roll in the hay? Oh, Jamie Lee just pointed out the whiskey dick episode must be next week. Wuh-wuhhhhh. So, I’m bored by Reid, but maybe they’re good together. Ugh, whatever. I sort of want Kiptyn to be spared so he can be the next “Bachelor”—who’s with me?!
8:57 Sigh. I was all prepared to make boner puns tonight. “Wes is such a downer.” “Limp-tyn.” Etcetera.
9:00 Wah, wah, wah, Ed LEFFFFFFT Jillian. Ugh, get over it bitch. He has a real job with real responsibilities. He doesn’t have daddy money or a gig that is happy to have the publicity. He’s not in a “band” that’s using the show for their own gain. I think it’s actually kind of LAME that he came back, but the fact that he left doesn’t make me think badly of him.
Jillian may not have much of an ass, but she has a great pair of legs. I think these guys would ALL have a better shot with Jillian after the show, after she picks someone, they date briefly and then break up.
Well what do you know. Ed is boring me now. Maybe Jillian is making these dudes boring. I think I am officially off Team Jillian. I may be on Team Anyone But Jillian if she keeps Wes around. All of these guys seem to be way taller than Jillian. I have never dated anyone seriously with a significant height difference. Apparently I am missing out. Ed is supposedly an amazing kisser. Will he have a fantastic boner? Guess we’ll maybe find out!
9:10 Do you guys think ANYONE is getting the fantasy suite action tonight? Wes maybe? Jillian and Ed are talking about whether or not she would move to Chicago—she says she’s open. Ed says that he knows enough about her—despite leaving for a few episodes—to know they would be good together. Ugh whatever. This show turns men into such realistic t**ts. Jillian says she is surprised that Ed is comfortable talking about kids. Oh Jillian take it from me girlfriend, TALK ABOUT KIDS with dudes you are expecting an engagement ring from in, like, a week. UGH. I think it’s kind of mean that Jillian makes the guys think they have a shot at the fantasy suite and then plays coy and mature about not using it. Like, kind of a kick in the guys’ stomach, no?
Yes, basically Jillian sees the fantasy suite as a sex token. As I would, frankly. Or at least an oral sex token. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, Ed is GETTING the fantasy suite invite?! Um, you guys, Ed is totes gonna lose the boner. And I didn’t even prepare a pun for him! CRAP!!!
Jillian’s bracelet is pretty. Um, I guess Ed didn’t lose the bone? Cause they cut away? Maybe the boner episode is next week. Sigh.
And the prize (um, my applause) goes to YELLOW for pointing out the most obvious limp wienered nickname for Ed. E(rectile)D(isfunction). E.D. HEHEHEHEHEHE!
9:22 SIDE NOTE: Watching the trailer for “Orphan” that new horror movie about an evil child and it is FREAKING ME OUT.
9:26 I am actually pausing the show to comment on the ridiculousness of what Wes just said. He has never been to Spain, but he wrote a song once, that was #1 in Chihuahua, Mexico, so he feels very at home with Spanish people. Dear Lord, this dude is a dumb #&@$%. They are two totally different countries, you idiot, separated by a MASSIVE OCEAN, their cultures are not even remotely the same, and though Spanish is the primary language in Mexico and Spain, they are completely different. ARGHHHHH. Also, he is “ready to localize with the people.”
People, WES IS THE SARAH PALIN OF BACHELOR CONTESTANTS.
That peach color is killer with Jillian’s skin tone. And they’re riding bikes! I rode my bike to the subway today and didn’t realize till I was off and pedaling that the dress I was wearing was grossly inappropriate for bike riding. Did I go home and change? No.
GAG. Wes wants someone to “bare his soul to.” Jillian is starting to notice, FINALLY, that what Wes says does not vibe with what he does. Oh Jillian, of course Wes isn’t moving. His banddddd is in Austin. Now, maybe if you wanted to move to Chihuahua, Mexico, he would be game. He is a big star there, you know?
9:35 Back to Bar-th-elona. Wes owns, like, three shirts and one jacket and he is going to wear that one damn jacket at the rose ceremony. Puke. Go shopping you dips**t. haha, Wes said, “Go ahead, clear the table.” It’s CLEAR THE AIR. ACKKKKK!!!
Wow, he is basically saying the proof is that he’s got everything out of this situation that he could have, publicity wise, so he would have been gone already. Maybe he wanted a free trip to Spain aka the Mexico of Europe?
FOR THE WRONG REASON—DRINK!
Wow, Wes is basically ‘fessing up now, that “numero uno” (Spanish or Mexican for “number one” y’all) is him and his career. Jillian is now asking about Laurel, who Wes said he spent six years with, and she broke up with him because of their “differences.” MASSIVE SLIP UP! Wes said “girlfriend” not “ex-girlfriend.” The look on his face SHOWS that he is busted. BYE BYE YOU LOSER! Or should I say, “Adios!”?
HAHAHAHA, Wes actually thinks he should get fantasy suite time. Idiot. Jillian finally sees that Wes has something to hide and she is “embarrassed” that Wes came on the show with a girlfriend and to see if it would help his career, but she feels “soory” for him because—BARF BARF BARF—he doesn’t realize how talented he is and he didn’t need to do this to better his career. Okay Jillian, you be that one person (besides the fine folks in Chihuahua) who buy his album. I cannot WAIT for the “Men Tell All” and we get to see what Jillian thought of Wes after watching the show.
9:51 I think it’s safe to say that Wes is saying “adios.” Only one is going home right? Wow, Wes is a piece of disgusting crap. He just said in front of all the guys, “If I go home, know that I’ll be back home, having lots of sex.” Eww, you pig. Your girlfriend, WTF is wrong with her? She let you go on national TV to act like a disgusting a**hole and kiss another woman for a music career that WILL NEVER TAKE OFF because you SUCK.
Roses go to… Ed… she really cannot keep Wes, FYI… next rose goes to…Reid ... this is going the way I thought ... final rose goes to… I swear, if Wes gets it, I am going to flip. Final rose goes to… Kiptyn. THANK GOD.
So, this is the thing that bugs me about men in general. These guys are falling for Jillian, right? But Wes just said something really gross and disrespectful. But they all clapped him on his back when he left like he’s one of their bros. It’s so obvious in the way he said goodbye to her that he didn’t ever give the slightest s**t. What a horrendous person. And he’s admitting now, in the car, to having a girlfriend. He is an ass. UGH.
This is really pissing me off. What is wrong with people? Why does he think this is an okay way to treat someone?
Honestly, don’t the producers have some sort of clause that says you can’t have a girlfriend to be on the show? They should make him pay for every single dime of his trip to Spain. UGH, if my ex did not turn men for the foreseeable future, Wes certainly is doing it for him. I hope that Wes gets booed at every one of his shows, and that he also, maybe, gets castrated. Is that wrong?
Wait, wait, wait, what happens next week? Although, without Wes to hate on, how is it going to be any fun?
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Avah
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 04:30 pm: [report]
Woot woot!
_jsw_
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 04:48 pm: [report]
I don’t normally watch “The Bachelorette” because, as a guy, it’s tons of guys and one woman and, generally, a constant reminder that I need to work out more.
However, that said… this year, I’m hooked. I am waiting for the moment Wes is sent home and am secretly (well, not anymore) happy that he is still on. Why? Because I want him to fall even harder. Or, if the previews are to be believed, to fall limp and soft. I’m happy he’s too much of an idiot to hide his agenda until after the show was shot.
Jamie Lee
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 04:51 pm: [report]
omg i hope tonight’s episode is as exciting as they make it seem!!
crazyincarolina
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 04:58 pm: [report]
I finally made it!!! I have had to watch via DVR and read the blogging on Wednesdays, not this week….yay!!!
crazyincarolina
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 04:59 pm: [report]
uck, Wes is gross…he better go home
Citygirl_smile
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 05:00 pm: [report]
If she doesnt get rid of wes tonight I’m going to vomit. Whens the finale?
Yellow
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 05:00 pm: [report]
After a sojourn of a few weeks, I am back and ready to comment mercilessly! BRING IT ON! Just don’t let Ed be the one with ED…
crazyincarolina
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 05:02 pm: [report]
Welcome back Yellow…was just wonderin today where ya been…Ed, oooh me likey, sigh….
blondekris
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 05:04 pm: [report]
Kiptyn and Ed I agree
Yellow
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 05:06 pm: [report]
I just don’t feel that wowza quality with Kiptyn. I want to, but I just can’t get it up for them as a couple
Citygirl_smile
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 05:07 pm: [report]
I want Jill’s clothes!!!
Whyevernot55
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 05:09 pm: [report]
I agree with your prediction - I think it’s Reid, too, that has the problems in the bedroom. Can’t WAIT to find out.
blondekris
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 05:09 pm: [report]
I’m not rooting for Ed…I’m not really digging him..I don’t see it. Sorry!
crazyincarolina
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 05:09 pm: [report]
enough with the recap…get on with it!!!!!
Yellow
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 05:11 pm: [report]
Amelia, great point about Ed possibly just having a real job instead of being a workaholic! I’ve never worked more than 5 hours of OT a week, but there is still no way I could peace out of my office for several weeks to find a television honey.
Citygirl_smile
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 05:12 pm: [report]
Maybe Wes will get tragically (...horribly and graphically…) trampled by a bull in the street.
A girl can dream right? He played a concert at the house of blues in dallas this weekend. Makes me sick!
_jsw_
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 05:16 pm: [report]
@Citygirl_smile - so Wes is still alive? Damn.
blondekris
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 05:17 pm: [report]
UGH she needs to stop rushing this engagement thing! If he wants to propose to her, he’ll do it on his own schedule not on the show’s schedule. The whole concept is so stupid…
_jsw_
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 05:18 pm: [report]
Agreed. When your idea of success is to be engaged by the end of a television reality series, you’re in for trouble. Finding someone you’d like to end up with? Good. Becoming engaged so quickly? Usually bad.
crazyincarolina
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 05:19 pm: [report]
lol…Kip looks soooo uncomfortable…ahahahahhahah “the pants were…tight”
Citygirl_smile
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 05:22 pm: [report]
Ok so he’s pretty much adorable, and would blow wes away in some wranglers. I’m still voting for death by crushing… I wonder if its too late to make a phonecall to the producers?
_jsw_
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 05:24 pm: [report]
I think what I’m loving the most, so far, are all of the buildings from 500 BC. And, honestly, I haven’t seen a single Blackberry. Also, I have to admit, they all look really relaxed and laid back.
Yellow
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 05:25 pm: [report]
The yellow shoes are back!!! Although I think they may be slightly different than last seasons ATFR pair.
_jsw_
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 05:28 pm: [report]
Things seem to be going really great with Kiptyn. Given the past editing of TB, this does not bode well. It’ll all seem great, then, in the rose ceremony, he’ll go home, and we’ll eventually find out what the problem (“the Kiptynite”) turned out to be.
They are really cute together, though. And they’re relaxed enough to discuss his testicles.
crazyincarolina
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 05:30 pm: [report]
NO NO NO!!! you must take the fantasy suite!!!!
Yellow
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 05:31 pm: [report]
No fantasy suite! Damn! But good for her for knowing what she needs. And good for him for putting on a happy face regardless.
crazyincarolina
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 05:32 pm: [report]
@jsw…I thought it was just me who picked up on that…seems like the producers always lead you to think one thing and then BAM, ha ha, fooled you…
Citygirl_smile
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 05:35 pm: [report]
are we still drinking every time someone says “for the right reasons”???
Jamie Lee
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 05:37 pm: [report]
omgggg i am so behind…i had to run to the store :( trying to catch up QUICKLY!!
Jamie Lee
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 05:38 pm: [report]
i just noticed that jillian has absolutely no ass…its like her back goes right to her ankles
Citygirl_smile
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 05:41 pm: [report]
kipton’s going hoooooome.
i like reid. too bad he gets whiskeydick.
crazyincarolina
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 05:41 pm: [report]
Reid is such a goof…still don’t know if I like him or not though
_jsw_
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 05:46 pm: [report]
@Jamie Lee - She has a _huge_ ass. Wes.
Amelia McDonell-Parry
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 05:46 pm: [report]
If Kiptyn goes home because he can’t guarantee an effing ring at the end, she doesn’t deserve him.
Citygirl_smile
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 05:49 pm: [report]
lol @jsw
here comes the most embarassing thing on national television!!!
crazyincarolina
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 05:52 pm: [report]
well, now we know…she smells good…huh?
blondekris
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 05:53 pm: [report]
Everything is so rushed on this show, like they HAVE to fall in love immediately and so quickly, or else they’re screwed. That’s why the couples never really work out after the show is over.
Yellow
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 05:55 pm: [report]
I’m really bored with Reid. I’m far more engrossed editing my boyfriend’s huge powerpoint presenation.
Jamie Lee
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 05:55 pm: [report]
the boner episode must be next week
_jsw_
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 05:55 pm: [report]
Oh, I am SO hoping it’s Wes who is Mr. Droopy.
This show - and refreshing this blog - is seriously affecting my ability to continue making my chocolate marshmallows. I did not expect to be so distracted.
Yellow
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 05:56 pm: [report]
Presenation? I hope I’m editing this presentation with a better eye than my commenting..
Citygirl_smile
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 05:57 pm: [report]
Amelia - A girl’s got needs!! lol
I hope Wes cant keep it up. But I have a feelings its Ed who “lets her down” again.
Whyevernot55
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 05:57 pm: [report]
Guess there’s another fantasy suite date later on? Like, final 2 or something? I feel like in previous seasons it was always the final 3 that got it, NOT 4. I mean come on, 4 is a lot in one week, right?
Yellow
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 05:58 pm: [report]
@jsw—welcome to my world. The Frisky/Bachelorette combination is deadly. This is why I have been absent for the last two weeks. I can’t manage anything in my real life and this at the same time. All or nothing.
tasgal
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 05:59 pm: [report]
Re: Kyppy being next bachelor…
Spot On…unless he’s the “gay one”....
crazyincarolina
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 05:59 pm: [report]
ok, am I crazy or can’t they go to the suite and talk, cuddle, connect, etc and not have sex…seems like a perfect opportunity to spend more time together and talk without the damn cameras and really get to know each other…why wouldn’t you want to take that?
_jsw_
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:06 pm: [report]
@Yellow - Yup. I had to remake the base because it boiled over as I watched. Totally unexpected for me. Anyway, screw it. Marshmallows can wait. I’m very disappointed that Wes likely won’t show his inability to perform this week.
crazyincarolina
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:06 pm: [report]
PICK ED!!! he is awesome
Jamie Lee
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:07 pm: [report]
i think jake is going to be the next bachelor ...him and his perfectness…i mean c’mon he can FLY his own plane for the exotic dates !!!
Amelia McDonell-Parry
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:08 pm: [report]
@crazyincarolina This is one area where I may have much in common with Jillian. It is very very very hard for me to do all that not have sex or at least, uh, everything but. Maybe Jillian is the same way so she doesn’t want to risk it.
blondekris
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:08 pm: [report]
Lol no way is Jake gonna be the next bachelor.
Jamie Lee
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:09 pm: [report]
i want to marry ed…i’m just putting that out there.
Jamie Lee
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:15 pm: [report]
ok that fountain make out was ridiculous
Amelia McDonell-Parry
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:17 pm: [report]
@Jamie Lee If Jake is the next “Bachelor” I am boycotting.
ccal
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:17 pm: [report]
Ed seems to be saying all the right things tonight.
Jamie Lee
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:18 pm: [report]
i bet the producers are PISSED that she is not doing any fantasy suite dates…
Yellow
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:19 pm: [report]
Ed=ED. Noooo!
crazyincarolina
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:20 pm: [report]
Oh no she didn’t!!! lol…I’m with ya Amelia, it would be wicked hard to NOT go there…but now she is with Ed, I’m so confused…oh I wish I were her right now…sigh
blondekris
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:21 pm: [report]
Ugh she needs to hook up with one of them so this gets more exciting!
Jamie Lee
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:22 pm: [report]
omg i love her bracelet….i just noticed it. also i agree if jake is the next bachelor it would be totes boring…but he just seems ‘bacheloresque’
ccal
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:23 pm: [report]
So far all the guys have said “It’s hard for me to open up” at some point in their dates.
_jsw_
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:25 pm: [report]
Just catching up on DVR. “So I can get Ed up… to the place that the other guys are at.”
Heh heh. I bet.
Amelia McDonell-Parry
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:26 pm: [report]
@caitcal New drinking game phrase!
Jamie Lee
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:27 pm: [report]
i had a number one song in chihuahua mexico and so therefore i feel at home in spain OMG
i hate you wes
Yellow
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:27 pm: [report]
Uh, what was that Chihuahua, Mexico, in touch with Spanish people crap Wes just spewed?
blondekris
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:28 pm: [report]
He is an idiot.
ccal
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:28 pm: [report]
Oh awesome! Wes had a number 1 single in Chihuahua, Mexico, that makes me feel so much better about him…
Yellow
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:30 pm: [report]
If Wes is the Sarah Palin of the Bachelorette, does that mean he’s quitting too? Please say yes.
_jsw_
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:31 pm: [report]
He’s more the Heidi Montag than the Sarah Palin, I’d think.
soulja102
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:32 pm: [report]
what is WRONG with him “does that bird only have one foot” !?!?!
crazyincarolina
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:32 pm: [report]
“that bird has no foot” WTF…dude, you are an idiot…clearly not loving the convo…please for the love of God, kick him to the curb…what a d-bag
Amelia McDonell-Parry
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:33 pm: [report]
@_jsw_ Hmm, that’s true too.
_jsw_
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:33 pm: [report]
Damn it. I have to pour the marshmallow batter in three minutes. Just in time to miss the Wes discomfort after the commercial break. Sure, I can pause. But I want to read these comments, too. Dilemma. I’ll pour quickly, I guess.
ccal
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:33 pm: [report]
He’s having a worse date than whoever goes soft next week, he’s so awkward and dumb.
pryce2
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:39 pm: [report]
Nice shirt, Wes.
crazyincarolina
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:42 pm: [report]
oh don’t cry…he is not worth the tears…numero uno…OMG eeeeeew
_jsw_
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:43 pm: [report]
If she keeps him, then she must be insane. No more excuses about what she didn’t see. If she still wants him after this awkward date? She’s an idiot.
ccal
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:43 pm: [report]
Wes, keep digging yourself in deeper and deeper and piss off America more. Kiss that publicity goodbye.
tasgal
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:43 pm: [report]
“Go Wes young man”..my money is on that Wes gets kicked to the curb. No, he is not Palinesque…he’s his own category, Wes is a “Himbo”; all stupid bachelors that will come after him will be the “Wes” of the bachelors!!!!
Jamie Lee
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:43 pm: [report]
wow…that was quite the face she just made…
he should just leave right now
_jsw_
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:44 pm: [report]
Idiot test in 10..9…8…
_jsw_
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:45 pm: [report]
Oh, thank F**K!
crazyincarolina
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:45 pm: [report]
yessssssss
Jamie Lee
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:45 pm: [report]
i cannot believe he thought he was getting in that hotel room
ummm…she thinks he is talented WTF
well wes now that america hates you, good luck selling albums you jerk
Yellow
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:46 pm: [report]
If Wes gets a rose tonight, there will be bloodcurdling screams from women rising up in neighborhoods all over the US.
_jsw_
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:49 pm: [report]
I somehow doubt this rose ceremony will be all that dramatic. Unless she boots two of them and Toe Sucker comes back. Which would explain the impotence next time - the other guys are thinking about her with his… endowment… and feel they can’t compete.
ccal
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:49 pm: [report]
The men tell all episode is going to be a blood bath with most of the show talking s**t on Wes.
Jamie Lee
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:51 pm: [report]
omg i LOVE that dress
crazyincarolina
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:51 pm: [report]
cute dress…too much makeup
_jsw_
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:52 pm: [report]
*singing* One of these guys is not like the others. One of these guys just isn’t the same.
Nice jacket, Wes.
Jamie Lee
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:52 pm: [report]
what did wes just say OH MY GOD what an ass
blondekris
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:54 pm: [report]
They’re all wearing suits but that d-bag is wearing…I don’t even know wtf that is.
Yellow
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:56 pm: [report]
jesus christ, it is about time.
crazyincarolina
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:57 pm: [report]
Adios d-bag!!!!
Amelia, you are great…this was fun…thanks y’all!
Jamie Lee
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:57 pm: [report]
i can’t believe she can even bring herself to hold his hand and hug him…god he is such a weasel
_jsw_
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:58 pm: [report]
I think they all clapped him on the back because he guaranteed them a spot in the top three.
soulja102
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:59 pm: [report]
he finally admitted it
Jamie Lee
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 06:59 pm: [report]
yeah whoever wes’ girlfriend is, she is just as bad as him…wow i am really appalled and shocked by his behavior…which is surprising because he has always showed his true colors to the TV audience at least…wow…
blondekris
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 07:02 pm: [report]
lol did anyone just see that little tree clip?
Amelia McDonell-Parry
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 07:03 pm: [report]
If anyone has any tips on who Wes’ girlfriend is, email me at .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address). I wanna do a Q&A;with that chick.
Jamie Lee
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 07:07 pm: [report]
i heard that his girlfriend is the ex girlfriend of brad womack aka the jerk off who dumped deanna and jenny from the bachlor…small world huh ???
_jsw_
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 07:10 pm: [report]
@Jamie Lee - Could be, but didn’t Wes say they’d been together for _years_? Not that he’d lie, of course.
Citygirl_smile
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 07:31 pm: [report]
Love love love Monday nights. SPOILER: Kip is the next bachelor. (which is disappointing, because I was so signing up if it was michael…) Thank god wes is gone. I really wanted her to show up at the rose ceremony and just say “Wes, go home.”
The tree clip at the end was too cute. Hate to say it but I think I’m rooting for Reid…
H. Blue
wrote on July 7 2009 @ 06:41 am: [report]
Omg. I can’t believe you watch this shiz every single week. I watched it this week because I love reading your blog about it, but wow. Do you actually like Jillian, or is this just pure entertainment value? She is so annoying. And stupid. How did that d-bag Wes even make it to the end? She kept making justifications for his a-holery which was.. ugh. I mean, seriously. Talking about how much sex he was going to get once he was booted out? I hope his gf dumped his ass.
I say this, of course, but I started watching Bachelorette/Bachelor because I found the Bachelorette of that season (the one with the brunette bob who is supposedly a chef or something- can’t remember her name) because I found her so hideous. It was like when you see carnage and can’t look away… and then I was hooked but after several seasons I was kind of over it… although I may be hooked again. Damn it.
silvergurl
wrote on July 7 2009 @ 07:29 pm: [report]
thank the sweet lord wes finally got sent packing. i honestly like jillian and think she’s a sweetie but she has to be slightly lacking in the brain department (and common sense dept.) to not realize what a bag o’tools wes is/was/always will be. sheeesh. what a pig. ARGHHHHHHHHHHH%$r^&%#&. he makes me mad. his “gf” and “family” (probably paid actors) were all in on it and just as gross, if you ask me. to lead jillian on like that. then again, the bachelorette is kind of a contrived show to begin with. who wants me to step off my soapbox? i’m not done yet!
no wait, don’t make me stop!!!!!!!!!!
ps. i <3 kiptyn. i even like reid. and ed looks dreamy.