Liveblogging “The Bachelor” Finale & “After The Final Rose” Special!
Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry
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6:05PM, Monday March 2nd 2009
I’ve got my two bottles of wine, I’ve got my leftovers, and I’ve got my catheter all hooked up. Just kidding on that last part, but maybe it’s not such a bad idea. After all, tonight’s finale is going to be three hours long—two hours for the finale and an hour for the special afterward, which may end up being WAY more exciting, if the rumors are true. Are you excited? I am! Check back with this post starting at 8 pm EST!
8:00 Oh crap, tots forgot DEANNA IS COMING BACK this episode!!!! This is the most fake, set-up reunion with Ty EVER. Um, wait, Molly hasn’t met Ty huh? CRAZY that he only needs one interaction between his kid and his future bride to know that she’s “the one.”
8:05 Ty needs to work on his putt. I’m just sayin’. You know, Melissa is great with Ty because she had the voice of an 11-year-old. Let me make this clear: BABY VOICE DOES NOT MAKE YOU A GOOD BABY MAMA. Wow, real creative Ty. Let’s call the sheep “Sheep.”
8:10 Dude that “GMA” preview made it clear that this episode is going to be CUH-RAZY. Okay, so what’s up with Melissa’s hair. She does that thing where she purposefully puts the bump in the back of her ponytail. How sad. Papa Bach is the hottest Mesnick brother, by far. Melissa has rabbit teeth. Also, I’m not a fan of the short sleeve turtle neck sweater.
8:18 I don’t understand how Melissa is winning awards like she’s best potential mom in the world because she’s being warm and cute with Ty. I mean, sometimes four year olds poo their pants. What is she going to do when she had to change a poopy pair of pants? I feel like Papa Bach likes Melissa in the way a pervy dad is tots hot for the young babysitter. I mean, she just seem sooooooo young and sorority girl-ish. That said, Molly is about as awful too. Um, so I have these friends over right now and they all say the Mesnick family looks like Ewoks, and that they all have (lil’ Ty included) Sloth ears.
8:27 ZOMG, like tots excited!!! Molly is running towards Jason, it’s so romantic!!! I mean, isn’t it obvious that Molly has a bigger hold over Papa Bach? He looks at her the way I look at a big ol’ plate of pasta. But Ty? Ty looks at Molly the way I look at a piece of Lucca’s dog poo right before I pick it up with a baggy. I think, though, that this is a much better date that the one Papa Bach had with Melissa. Of course, none of that may matter.
8:37 Ruh-roh, Molly is drinking white wine, which makes me the crazy. ZOMG! Molly is IN LOVE with Jason! WHOA! ACKKKKK! Ugh. I am hungry. So, Molly was crazy in college, but now that she’s two years out of college, she’s MAJORLY ready for marriage, and the proof is in the fact that she’s not doing Jaager bombs all night long. Wait, how is Molly more career oriented? I mean, from what I can remember, Melissa is the one who wants to be a school teacher—Molly just wants to buy crap for department stores. The Mesnick’s seem to totallllllly prefer Molly. TOTALLY. Little do they know that Papa Bach may be a puppet for ABC! You know what would be a good twist for this show? Mormons. Then, in the end, of the Bach wanted to, he could choose both!
8:45 Molly had a WAY better date with the Mesnick’s. And she’s big with the I Love Yous. I dunno. If Jason picks Melissa, I am convinced it’s because he’s going to choose Molly eventually.
8:50 This episode is weird, because it’s almost like it doesn’t matter who Papa Bach chooses—cause he’s probably going to change his mind during “After The Final Rose.”
8:53 Show of hands! Who feels bad for Melissa? So, what, they both get a second date? TRAMP STAMP ALERT! Man, if Jason does what the rumors are saying, I am going to feel SO SORRY for Melissa. But the sad thing is, if he does it, I feel like she’s a shoe-in for Bachelorette. Which means no BACHELORETTE: JILLIAN or BACHELORETTE: EYEBROWS. And after the break, Molly gives Papa Bach 110% of her vagina.
9:03 Today is Molly’s second date before the BIG DECISION. I smell a BJ! I have to admit, Molly is slightly winning be over with how aggressive and confident she is. Melissa is very passive, which irritates me. I mean, c’mon, watch this crap. Jason is in love with Molly. Not Melissa. How appropriate though, that she would write a kids book to sum up her feelings.
9:12 This episode is KILLING me.
9:16 Just decide already Papa Bach. So, Jason talking to Melissa’s parents. I think this is the “perfect” way for the producers to have Papa Bach pick Melissa over Molly. FINALLY!!!! DeAnna!!! The way he responds just suggests that he still has feelings. Also, she’s basically saying that she may the wrong choice. This is soooo mean to Jesse, by the way, And also, DeAnna, this is B.S. because now you are dating a dude from “The Real World,” so STFU. Oh my god, can we pleaaaaaase just FF to “After the Final Rose”?!
9:26 If it was possible to die from overexposure to The Bach, I would have been dead 12 minutes ago.
9:30 That first ring is amazinnnnnng. My fave, by far. If you’re so conflicted, Jason, how CAN you make a decision. Cause it’s a big one. You don’t just make it in two seconds and then feel completely committed to it. Is Ty going to be there to propose with him? Who’s getting cut you guys? Who?
9:40 You guys, I literally AM dying right now. Also, WHO IS IN THE CAR?! So far, the rumors are true! Molly is about to be ousted!!!! Le sigh, Jason is OBVI not wanting to drop her. He wants to marry her! And drop what’s her face! WOW. BULL CRAP. He is soooo not in love with Melissa. I mean, I have greater romantic chemistry with my doorman. Molly KNOWS. I don’t think she was in on this at all. That’s what I’m saying about her getting screwed over too, even if he chooses her in the end. Because she was unwittingly dragged along on this nonsense. Dude, look at the way he’s looking at her. No Bachelor has ever looked at the one he rejected that way. Um, I’m totally Team Molly. What happened to me? I am a shell of my former self.
9:50 This show is SO FIXED. I mean, seriously, not that I was ever a big Molly fan, but the chemistry between her and Jason makes Melissa pale in comparison.
9:55 GOD let’s get this crap over with so we can get to ATFR!!!
9:58 MELISSA: AhahjakHSDKLJHASD;KHDF;KAJHFKJHDFKLJHSDFKJLHSDFKJHDK!!!!!JSHDGHGHgahGAHg!!!! Oh man, poor Ty, being dragged into this soap opera. Also. UGH.
10:01 ATFR! Bring. It. On. Dude, dude, dude. It’s hard coming clean, isn’t Papa Bach? Hard revealing that you’re not so innocent isn’t it? The “chemistry” has been different. Huh. This is amazing!! He hasn’t been able to stop thinking about Molly! HAHAHA because you never wanted top dump her in the first place! This is awesome. I LOVE THE BACHELOR.
10:06 WHOA, Papa Bach. Still in love with Molly. Thank you rumor mill, for proving that rumors can be true. This is pure genius. Papa Bach fake crying. Also lying by the way. Like hell he hasn’t seen Molly since the rose ceremony. He’s been stickin’ his engaged P in her V since the day after. Poor Melissa. She got bamboozled.
10:14 It is pretty cruel of Papa Bach to dump Melissa on camera. WTF is wrong with him? Is this what he wants to teach his son? Oh damn, Melissa. This is so sad. She totalllllly doesn’t believe he hasn’t been talking to Molly. Melissa! Melissa you are kicking ass right now. CALL HIM OUT GIRL! He is SUCH a bastard! YOU GO GIRL!!!! She is so firey. I love her. He is the WORST. Papa Bach SUCKS. SUCKKKKKKS. My friend Zoe just said, “He took her engagement virginity!!!”
10:24 This is SOOOO harsh. SO harsh. So, Papa Bach feels so awful about his feelings changing for Melissa, yet he decides to spring a breakup on her, on National TV, and then Chris Harrison tells her he’s dumping her so he can pursue something with Molly? WOW. I hope Molly kicks him in the nuts.
10:34 Who thinks Molly and Jason have been having dirty phone sex since the day she left the show? Wow, look at how emotional Molly seems to be…I still think she and Jason have been communicating. I don’t think she’s that surprised by any of this. The thing is, all of this would be less reprehensible if Papa Bach wasn’t A PAPA! How confusing for Ty! Ugh, I wish that Papa Bach would just fess up to ABC’s influence, but it’s soooo not going to happen. i want a Bachelor Expose!
10:42 Oh GOD, so excited. I feel like watching this episode is like the first time I tasted the sweet, stingey wonderfulness of Diet Coke.
FYI: Tomorrow night at 10pm EST, another ATFR will air on ABC. I will liveblog.
10:47 Oh man, Molly just got a really excited look in her eye. She’s sooo psyched. Molly is about to explode into a tear bomb. And I love that Molly first inquired about Melissa. That’s good girl behavior. Let’s see how long her compassion and concern lasts.
10:50 Molly is soooo over the moon now. Poor Melissa. What the hell is she supposed to do? Now her parents are really going to think this show is a crock of crap. I mean, there is just no way Molly and Papa Bach haven’t seen each other. I do not believe it. Poor Melissa is yesterday’s news. Chris Harrison is suddenly all joyful about the wonderful potential of Molly and Jason. What about Melissa? She barely left the studio two minutes ago. Let’s bring Ty out! Let’s have a wedding now! Let’s have them hump on stage and make a baby, that’s how frickin’ romantic this is. UGH. THESE PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK. SICKKKKK SICKKKKKKK SICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. HAVE THEY NO FEELINGS?!?!?!?! Melissa just left!!!!!
HONESTLY Chris Harrison, I am not floored by this news. Because I read the rumors and I read US Weekly. But I am floored by how CLASSLESS your stupid Bachelor is. Also, Chris Harrison, you seem like a nice guy. Don’t pretend like you don’t want to kick Papa Bach in his twig and berries. Also PAPA BACH. You told Melissa that you were in love with her and that, in theory, would never stop, and you just said the same thing to Molly. YOU SUCK. I mean, why should she believe you? She DOES believe you, because she is a moron, but WE don’t believe you, because although we watch this show religiously, we are way smarter than you realize. UGH.
In theory, Papa Bach could totally end up proposing to Molly tomorrow. For those keeping track, that would be ring NUMBER THREE purchased in the last year.
I will see you gals tomorrow. I am drunk and must go to bed and prepare for part two of this crapfest. IT WAS A BLAST!
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Yellow
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 06:59 pm: [report]
Do you think Ty and Jason are wearing matching outfits on purpose?
Yellow
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 07:03 pm: [report]
A lamb? Are you KIDDING me?
Jamie Lee
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 07:03 pm: [report]
ok ladies…i have my jillians on and a BOX of wine…how delightfully white trash of me
also, i am kind of sad this is the last bachelors, i am gonna miss my monday nights with you girls!!!
Amelia
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 07:04 pm: [report]
@Jamie Lee Don’t worry, The Bachelorette is back this summer!
Jamie Lee
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 07:07 pm: [report]
omg and if its jillian, i will have to get wear my jillians every monday night!! i hope its her, and i hope she gets a really sexy and amazing man…
on a side note…i have had 3 glasses of wine already tonight, and chicken and dumplins for dinner, i hope i can stay awake…
oh and looks like i have to record good morning america tomorrow
Yellow
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 07:07 pm: [report]
@Jamie Lee, as noted in Amelia’s early “face off” post, I also have a box of wine! And if the rest of the show goes like these first ten minutes, I will be HAMMERED.
Jamie Lee
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 07:09 pm: [report]
ok, for some reason today, melissa is reminding me of brunette jessica simpson…anyone else noticing this ?
Jamie Lee
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 07:10 pm: [report]
@ Yellow…
omg i love people who love box wine…
i have franzia sunset blush, its my drink of choice, but today i put it in a real wine glass…as opposed to the plastic solo cup that i usually choose
Yellow
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 07:11 pm: [report]
Uhh, didn’t Melissa tell Jason a while ago that she was the blacksheep of her family? Why does she not say that now?
Yellow
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 07:12 pm: [report]
Maybe Jason brought out the white sheep because he doesn’t think Melissa is a black sheep. OH MY GOD. Yeah, I think I’m reaching too.
Kiki T
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 07:13 pm: [report]
i haven’t watched all season, but tuning in tonight for the first time….who ever this one is on now is soo annoying and I don’t think his ty was into her—he obviously thought her jokes were as dumb as i thought they were.
and the sheep==how random!!!!
Jamie Lee
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 07:13 pm: [report]
i never noticed before how freckly melissa is
TexasGirl
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 07:15 pm: [report]
I agree that Jason is the cutest Mesnick.
Jamie Lee
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 07:22 pm: [report]
i think they mesnicks are kind of weird looking too…jason is definitely hot, but his ears are weird and his face looks like he is in pain all the time…maybe its because he is around all these annoying women 24/7 TORTURE
TexasGirl
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 07:26 pm: [report]
Hey Molly, let’s go do this . . . hey Molly, wanna give me a quick beej behind the rocks?
Kiki T
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 07:28 pm: [report]
i think jason has hair plugs…he has a suspicious divide between the front part of his hair and then the midpoint changes in shade.
i hope he picks this girl…Molly? she seems more natural…even though both creep me out…but i’ve watched a lot of the other seasons, and they def. is a bachelor type of woman—she is typically in pharmaceutical sales and very all american in that ex cheerleader kind of way.
Jamie Lee
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 07:31 pm: [report]
i kind of like how molly didn’t baby talk to ty…i hate when people baby talk to my kids…and they are basically babies. but baby talk will only get you so far
TexasGirl
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 07:35 pm: [report]
Molly has cuh-razy eyes.
TexasGirl
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 07:41 pm: [report]
Huge *eye roll*
Jamie Lee
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 07:49 pm: [report]
ok i am sick of walking to the fridge…i think i am gonna set my box o’ wine on the coffee table…is that tacky?
Yellow
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 07:50 pm: [report]
Jamie Lee: no. I’ve been considering moving my box as well. Especially since the light in my pantry (I have red) just burned out.
Amelia
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 07:52 pm: [report]
i am camped out at my kitchen counter, so i have easy access to wine/fridge.
TexasGirl
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 07:59 pm: [report]
Did you see the Jimmy Kimmell commercial? Hysterical! He tells Jason he hopes he gets married . . . . but he’s pretty confident that he WON’T! Loves it!
Jamie Lee
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 08:02 pm: [report]
haha…jimmy kimmel tonight and good morning america, well in the morning haha….all night liveblog!!
TexasGirl
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 08:02 pm: [report]
Papa boinked Molly - no doubt about it.
Jamie Lee
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 08:05 pm: [report]
molly and melissa have no sense of style…hair clothes and make up are all terrible…also they both kind of have ridiculous eyebrows too…
on the other hand, my jillians were not jiving with me sprawled out on the couch getting cozy, so i set them in a place of honor…next to my box wine on the table
Amelia
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 08:11 pm: [report]
So, let’s speak hypothetically. If Papa Bach chose Melissa and not Molly because the producers told him to, who do you feel worse for? Molly, who is “second best” or Melissa, who was never really “number one?”
TexasGirl
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 08:13 pm: [report]
Both of them equally because that makes Jason and this show a big LIE!
Jessica Bartlett
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 08:13 pm: [report]
Is anyone else not attracted to Jason at all? Or am I the only one? I mean…he’s a’ight, but that’s about it.
Yellow
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 08:14 pm: [report]
I vote Ty. Cuz the poor little guy has to grow up in this crap.
Jessica Bartlett
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 08:15 pm: [report]
Amelia: Molly in the short term, Melissa in the long run.
Amelia
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 08:17 pm: [report]
@Jessica Bartlett NOT ATTRACTED AT ALL.
TexasGirl
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 08:17 pm: [report]
That was rather anti-climatic w/ Deanna.
Jessica Bartlett
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 08:18 pm: [report]
@Amelia: THANK YOU. Thought I was taking crazy pills there for a while.
Jamie Lee
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 08:29 pm: [report]
why do they always wear rejects from the jessica mcclintock 1998 prom collection for the final rose ceremony
Yellow
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 08:31 pm: [report]
Is anyone else strangely nervous? I really don’t care what happens, plus we have reason to believe the results change anyways, but I’m shakin in my boots!
Amelia
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 08:33 pm: [report]
I am totally nervous! My conspiracy theories just started churning—what if all of this rumor mill crap was just ABC trying to stir up ratings?
TexasGirl
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 08:34 pm: [report]
I say Molly is OUTTA there - until the dramatic ‘ATFR’ ceremony. Then the Hussy McTramp rides Jason again into the sunset.
Jamie Lee
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 08:35 pm: [report]
so i am staying at my parents house right now, and apparently this episode of the bachelor is pretty lame, because my mom is passed out snoring on the couch next to me LOL
or it might be the box o’ wine that did her in…
Jamie Lee
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 08:39 pm: [report]
he is a terrible liar…you can see it in his face and hear it in his voice that he does not mean any of what he is saying to her…
Dianna T
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 08:43 pm: [report]
I have never watched the show, but this is GREAT!!!
Kiki T
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 08:45 pm: [report]
@jessica, gross vote here too.
now that he picked the baby talking skank, ty is going to runaway
Yellow
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 08:45 pm: [report]
God, Jason does not look at all excited to see Melissa walking up.
Dianna T
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 08:49 pm: [report]
Like I said before, I have never watched it until tonight. But it looks like he should have chosen Molly because he was so emotinal afterward.
Amelia
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 08:54 pm: [report]
I mean, this is a load of poo. This is so fake. And Melissa has no idea.
Jamie Lee
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 08:54 pm: [report]
i can’t even look at the TV right now, i am so annoyed, and this is such bullcrap…
Jamie Lee
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 08:56 pm: [report]
they should not have let ty run by that pool
Kiki T
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 08:58 pm: [report]
she probably ruined that dress jumping into that pool, dumb bitch
TexasGirl
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 08:58 pm: [report]
I’m ready to hear his reasons as to why he lied and faked his way through the final rose ceremony.
Yellow
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 08:58 pm: [report]
I feel so horrible right now.
TexasGirl
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:01 pm: [report]
He has douchebaggery written all over him.
Dianna T
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:02 pm: [report]
OMG! I knew it!?!?!?!
pecanpies
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:02 pm: [report]
Totally lying when he said he hasn’t talked to Molly since the last rose ceremony!
Yellow
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:06 pm: [report]
I think what Jason really needs right now is some ALONE time. Seriously, Ty isn’t even four yet, so in the last less than four years, he’s been married, divorced, rejected by Deanna, gone through a failed engagement with Melissa, and is now chasing Molly again. THERAPY ALERT! THERAPY ALERT!
Amelia
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:06 pm: [report]
TOTALLY LYING. I mean, giving me a break. Wow. I feel so bad for Melissa. She was a complete pawn.
bdotam
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:06 pm: [report]
im so excited, but feel terrible for Melissa.
Dianna T
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:07 pm: [report]
They should have had Maury hosting this show. This is about to be D-R-A-M-A!!
Jamie Lee
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:08 pm: [report]
so, is he going to dump melissa on national tv?? i have had too many glasses of sunset blush to follow completely what is going on…also because i hate papa bach…i can’t listen to him because i just want to rip his face off…
obviously he wasn’t really thinking of his son the whole time, to put him through something like this…
mammas don’t let your babies go on the bachelor!!
Jamie Lee
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:09 pm: [report]
@ Yellow
COSIGN
Jamie Lee
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:11 pm: [report]
omg this is so sad for her…i cannot believe he would do this…
oh its not you its me…how original…
papa bach…you are now officially hated more than brad womack…
TexasGirl
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:11 pm: [report]
Is she wearing the engagement ring or am I missing it?
Yellow
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:12 pm: [report]
Yes, Melissa, YELL!
Dianna T
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:14 pm: [report]
He is so full of it. She is not buying what he is selling.
Jamie Lee
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:14 pm: [report]
ok, i officially love melissa now…not as much as jillian, but FINALLY the girl has some gumption…
thats right, i said gumption
NdlovukaziThor
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:14 pm: [report]
Omg… I almost choked laughing. “You’re such a bastard.” Classic!
Amelia
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:16 pm: [report]
THIS IS THE BEST EPISODE OF THIS SHOW EVER.
Yellow
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:16 pm: [report]
Yeah, I really like Melissa now. I hope Jason tells Molly that he loves her, and she b*tch slaps him and the bastard ends up alone.
NdlovukaziThor
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:18 pm: [report]
What a tool. Ty is going to be so messed up with women.
pecanpies
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:19 pm: [report]
Oh, spare us your fake self-loathing, Pops.
Simosa
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:20 pm: [report]
help. I can’t tell what happened. I’m not able to watch and am only able to read this blog. - He picked melissa but then told her no way?
Jamie Lee
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:20 pm: [report]
I LOVE MELISSA!!!
Bringing it back to ‘99 with a YOU GO GIRL
NdlovukaziThor
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:21 pm: [report]
THAT’S RIGHT!
Ugh, he’s emoting again.
Jamie Lee
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:22 pm: [report]
sooooo….i have ‘you give love a bad name’ stuck in my head now…
NdlovukaziThor
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:23 pm: [report]
Thanks Jamie Lee… now I do, too. I wish Melissa would bust out with that in the limo!
pecanpies
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:24 pm: [report]
THERE IS A LIGHT, Melissa…and Jason is not standing in it. One day, Future Melissa is going to look back on this moment and high-five you.
Ugh, fake man-tears.
Amelia
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:24 pm: [report]
@Simosa As the rumors indicated, he picked Melissa, immediately at the After the Final Rose special, he said things had “changed” and that he missed Molly. Then he dumped Melissa ON NATIONAL TV. In order to pursue Molly, who is about to come out.
Dianna T
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:24 pm: [report]
His crying is soooooooooo FAKE!!!
Jamie Lee
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:26 pm: [report]
omg i totally hope molly tells him to f off…that would be the best thing ever…
i play my part and you play your game darlin you give love a bad name
pecanpies
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:26 pm: [report]
Wait, Molly has not heard any of this? Why the hell not? I’d be pissed if they hid this douchebaggery from me.
Kiki T
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:26 pm: [report]
i was only half paying attention the whole time, but now I can’t quit it. why didn’t I watch this season!!!!!
This guy is an a-hole! Hello, like his eyes are too close together, soo obvious he is a lying bastard…G. W. also had those close together lobster eyes too.
Dianna T
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:26 pm: [report]
Wainting to Exhale comes to mind.
Kiki T
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:27 pm: [report]
oh i mean g. w. bush, the last prez
NdlovukaziThor
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:28 pm: [report]
You promise me heaven, then put me through hell…
Jamie Lee
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:28 pm: [report]
@ Kiki T
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
that illinois governor had really close together eyes too…blagovich or whatever his name was!!!
Kiki T
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:29 pm: [report]
@jaime lee. do you watch the rachel zoe show? i think the illinois governor looked like rachel’s husband. they both had the same bad hair cut and pudgy face.
NdlovukaziThor
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:29 pm: [report]
Yes, Kiki… his eyes are too close together, haha… They are sparkling turds, like the #&@$% he’s been selling to these poor women.
Jamie Lee
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:32 pm: [report]
@ Kiki T
OMG you are right!!! he is like a more metrosexual version of him LOL
TexasGirl
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:32 pm: [report]
I have no doubts that Molly will take him back and say she knew it all along that they were meant to be together. I hope one day Molly dumps Jason and breaks his heart.
Simosa
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:33 pm: [report]
Amelia - I’m going to have to skype you when this is over for the full low down. Was ATFR ceremony right after teh show ended or did they do that for 3 months and then he recently dumped her for Molly? The suspense is killing me.
TexasGirl
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:36 pm: [report]
The AFTC was filmed at the end of January. The show ended at the beginning of November.
Yellow
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:37 pm: [report]
Molly’s hair is so annoying.
Amelia
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:37 pm: [report]
@Simosa Supposedly ATFR was filmed six weeks after which is a lot sooner then usual. I have heard there will be ANOTHER ATFR tomorrow night, catching up on Papa Bach’s relationship with Molly. Also, HE IS A PIG.
Amelia
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:39 pm: [report]
@Yellow End of Jan, really? Chris Harrison said it had been six weeks…
Jamie Lee
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:39 pm: [report]
there is a ‘part two’ tomorrow night…idk if i will be able to watch any more of this crap though…if i do i surely will need another box of wine
Yellow
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:43 pm: [report]
Molly is clearly thinking “wait, is this a joke?”
Jamie Lee
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:44 pm: [report]
molly is so trying to hide a huge smile right now…
what a bunch of fakers
MegH
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:44 pm: [report]
Doesnt Molly wonder where the audience is? And how many times does Chris have to emphasize that there are still feelings left or that they havent talked or seen each other since the show ended? Im calling total BS
Yellow
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:45 pm: [report]
SHE IS SO BAD AT FAKING.
Jamie Lee
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:45 pm: [report]
oh great, a heartfelt speech full of romantic cliches…how original
dallasite
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:46 pm: [report]
Does anyone really believe he’s not seen her until now?
Yellow
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:47 pm: [report]
I am so confused. Do really people really live these things? And how do I stay as far away from this as possible?
NdlovukaziThor
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:47 pm: [report]
“Oh, no, I never saw this coming. But Jason, what about - what’s my line? I forgot her name - Melissa?”
Amelia
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:47 pm: [report]
Papa Bach and Molly have been boning in Holiday Inns paid for by ABC for months now. I am sure of it.
Kiki T
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:48 pm: [report]
AHHHH, i just looked up his sign—cancer!!!! sorry cancer ladies, but I find that cancer men are the worst when it comes to lying. they are sideways communicators and they love to blindside those they dump!
TexasGirl
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:49 pm: [report]
This is a joke! And I agree w/ Amelia - they’ve been having dirty phone sex this whole time. I’m boycotting Jason.
MegH
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:50 pm: [report]
molly needs to work with jason’s acting coach
dallasite
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:50 pm: [report]
Can you imagine what the ratings look like tonight??
@Yellow: I cannot imagine the deception involved.. (yet clearly can’t turn away either!)
Kiki T
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:50 pm: [report]
oh and g. w. bush was a cancer too…hmmm….both cancer and both have lobster eyes…i’m seeing a trend…
and god, she is so going to take him back…but it’s so going to end…and who the hell is going to date him after—he’s forever going to be branded as the lying bastard bachelor!
Yellow
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:51 pm: [report]
AGHHH kissing! toooooo much!
Jamie Lee
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:52 pm: [report]
we are not floored!! we on the frisky knew all along!! took the wind right out of your sails ABC
ScienceGal
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:52 pm: [report]
This is such #&@$%. Does she not see a pattern emerging here with him? Why in the hell is she taking him back?
Yellow
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:53 pm: [report]
What trash.
Kiki T
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:53 pm: [report]
molly don’t believe a word he says! after the show, he’ll change his mind again and say he wants deanna.
Jamie Lee
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:54 pm: [report]
oh yeah…the campout…where it all began
end on a better note!! this is the worst note ever!! since when did ABC become VH1
NdlovukaziThor
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:54 pm: [report]
Historic? Are you freaking kidding me? I’m sure our new President totally agrees. He’s sitting there with Michelle tonight, and they are discussing how important and significant this is for ALL Americans.
TexasGirl
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:54 pm: [report]
Did he just ask her if she wanted to ‘go home and talk about it’? Is that code for go home and get freaky?
ScienceGal
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:55 pm: [report]
I had a boyfriend who said all the same cliched crap….guess how that turned out? Newsflash Molly….people don’t change!
Yellow
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:56 pm: [report]
I’m going to go puke, and then go to bed. Officially grossed out by the world.
Amelia
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 09:58 pm: [report]
Poor Ty. He is stuck with the world’s biggest douche as a father.
NdlovukaziThor
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 10:00 pm: [report]
Melissa (and probably Molly) will be posting Jason’s pic and mini-bio on sorry-mom shortly…
Naneenya
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 10:00 pm: [report]
As someone who has been in Melissa’s position (not on the Bachelor, but had an engagement broken), this is #&@$%. I understand the television drama part of it, but I feel awful that she had to experience that on television - and believe me, I’ve heard all of those words before. Blech, makes me sick.
Molly, if he’ll do it with you, he’ll do it to you.
Simosa
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 10:00 pm: [report]
you’re killing me. I need more info. Can I skype you for a minute?
Amelia
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 10:02 pm: [report]
@Simosa I don’t have Skype!!! Go to bed and when you wake up, the episode will be available online.
Simosa
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 10:38 pm: [report]
you can’t watch online from here : ( only from US. You don’t need skype,I can call your regular number.
toyen
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 11:24 pm: [report]
@Kiki T—You are SO right about those Cancer men…
And Amelia, do you really think he purchased those two (or three) rings?
Ugh…. Otherwise, I have nothing new to add about this other than seconding everyone’s emotion about what a douche he is. He’s going to end up alone… after a few more marriages maybe. What a tool. And ABC is a joke. US Weekly did go a little overboard with those predictions though… Maybe the third proposal is tomorrow. I feel like I can’t give any more of my time to this show (but I totally will).
Good night ladies!
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bizzy
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 03:04 am: [report]
My hopes were in favor of Jason + Melissa = 4ever, but then ABC had to go and remind me that IRL, people that seem too good to be true, usually are just that. Sorry, Jason.
I (selfishly) think he made a big mistake, but if he’s happier with Molly, good for both of them.
Only time (another 6 weeks?) will tell.
Reagan
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 07:55 am: [report]
@TexasGirl - Are you Melissa? I was reading your comments and not only does it feel like you have inside information but you seem oddly attached to this situation. Just wondering.
scb197
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 08:18 am: [report]
So I torture my boyfriend and make him watch The Bachelor with me. So there’s no paying attention to the media and other stuff for him. During the ATFR thing, he’s like. Ok, so this is a set up right? Again, confirming all those rumors haha.
Love this blog…thanks for posting it!
Amelia
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 08:53 am: [report]
@Reagan She knows Melissa! But if she IS Melissa, I want her to ‘fess up and give us an interview.
TexasGirl
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:01 am: [report]
HA! No, I am not Melissa, I just know her.
Amelia
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:02 am: [report]
Give us the scoop! How is she doing? Did she know about this all along? Was she completely railroaded?
Jamie Lee
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:07 am: [report]
yeah i hope melissa is doing alright, and thankfully for her she got out before it was too late, therefore avoiding having weird eyed, squash eared children….hope she finds a nice guy.
ok, bring on the bachlorette…i need to see lots of man candy
Reagan
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:27 am: [report]
Well like everyone else…I thought Melissa was an awesome girl. If I’m not mistaken, I also remember her on the DCC show and she stood out even on that show…which is a difficult task when all of the girls are wearing the same uniforms! She deserves the best and I KNOW she will find someone way more deserving of her time/energy/attention than Jason…no offense to him…but he just came across so melo-dramatic the whole season…which very well coul dhave been creative editing, but I don’t think that’s all it was.
I’m sure she has plenty of support from her friends, family and fans…we all wish her nothing but happiness in the future!!!
Serendipity
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 10:25 pm: [report]
First, about the kid, Ty. While I wouldn’t mind being a stepmother, I don’t think I’d want to be HIS stepmother. He seems a little developmentally challenged. I know tons of three year olds who are WAY sharper than he is.
As for Papa Bach as you call him? It’s even worse than the tally you listed. First, as recently as two years ago he was married with a baby, then he got divorced. The next year he went on The Bachelorette and was about to propose to DeAnna when she stopped him. Then he proposed to Melissa. Then he (propositioned?) Molly. So, he has apparently professed his undying love to four different women in the past four years.
I think he’s one of these impulsive, emotionally-immature types who thinks that whatever he’s feeling IN THIS NANOSECOND is how he’s going to feel for the rest of his life. So he acts on it.
I mean, that’s what teenagers are famous for - not putting things in the long-term context, and thinking everything is SO. F**KING. IMPORTANT. AND. EARTHSHAKING.
Molly really should have run out of the room because he’s absolutely capable of changing his mind about HER too. And as for kissing him? Heck, her seat was still warm from Melissa’s butt, wasn’t it? Tacky tacky tacky.
Serendipity
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 10:27 pm: [report]
PS Sorry for double-posting but I forgot to say, the thing that makes men like Jason so dangerous is that they 100% believe the crap they’re shoveling - at the time they’re dishing it out. I’m sure that at the moment he proposed to Melissa, he would have passed a polygraph test while stating that he absolutely would be with her for the rest of his life.
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