Liveblogging “The Bachelor: After The Final Rose” Special ... Again!
Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry
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6:15PM, Tuesday March 3rd 2009
It just won’t end will it? ABC must be in cahoots with my local wine shop, because this show has cost me a pretty penny in libations. But they’re the only thing that keep me sane during this travesty! Tonight, Jason and his trade-in, Molly, come back to talk about what’s gone on since the FIRST “After The Final Rose” was filmed. Melissa is back too. We hope she’s no longer sad and humiliated. Anyhoo, the drama goes down at 10 pm EST—in the meantime, a poll…
9:58 Let’s get this s**t over with. Oh, I just finished watching “American Idol.” The contestants BLOW this season. Seriously. Reality TV is going downhill!
10:00 Yes STUNNING wasn’t it Chris Harrison? I am so sure you were stunned. Also, WHAT am I going to do with my Monday nights now that The Bach is over? I mean, the possibilities are endless!
10:03 I just noticed that Molly had the ponytail bump last night too. What was up with that? Also, how much RELIVING of this crap do we have to do? Jason is the biggest liar EVER with that proposal. It’s so fake. How did Melissa not know? I have more passion for my new coffee table (which is quite nice). So, I was quite tipsy last night, so in a way, it’s nice to have this recapped, because between the boozing and the typing, I think I miss some of the details. Like how bad an actor Papa Bach is. And how genuine Melissa really seems.
10:06 Totally agree with the commenter who said that Chris Harrison hates Papa Bach. Chris Harrison (I have to say his full name for some reason) has always seemed like a nice dude, with a lot of integrity. I think he’s always been really sort of interested and involved with what happened with the people on the show—I know he’s buddies with Ryan, Trista’s hubby, and Bachelor Bob—so I’m sure Papa Bach and his revolving chair of fiancees pisses him off.
10:09 Eeek! We get to find out who the next Bachelorette is going to be! Is this the Bachelorette they’ve already started filming? Or one they’re casting now? If it’s the latter, who do you think it’ll be? Jillian? Eyebrows? Melissa? According to Reality Steve, who was tots accurate with his theories about Jason/Melissa/Molly, it’s Jillian. HOORAY!
10:13 Oh, oh, oh! The Bitches Are Back! Eyebrows looks AWESOME! Like the Chiquita Banana chick! She is rockin’ some wicked makeup tonight. Oh Eyebrows, I still think she holds a candle for Jason still, which is why she supports his every stupid move. Naomi says Melissa is her girl, but sees that he had this special thing with Molly. All these chicks, except Erika, are kind of making excuses for Papa Bach.
10:17 This woman in the audience hit the nail on the head. If he was so conflicted, he shouldn’t have made his choice and picked Melissa. Especially since he has been divorced before and dealt with heartbreak before. Wah, wah, wah, poor Jason. BARF. Also, WHY is there a dude in the audience? He doesn’t seem gay.
10:19 What do you know, Stephanie broke out the ol’ “better now than later” line. YAWN. Eff that. Yes, better now, but it doesn’t excuse crap! Also, I think I might need to coin a new nickname for Papa Bach tonight, because Papa Bach is too affectionate. Poo-Poo Bach? Punked Out Bach? Pansy Bach?
10:24 Why aren’t they booing? This audience is stacked with Pro-Jason plants! Ugh Melissa really does seem so heartbroken. Poo-Poo Bach is crying crocodile tears. Also, do you think that “something happened” like Melissa says? Oh man, I feel you Melissa! Jason: “I made the right choice for all of us.” AHA! This is what I am talking about. Poo-Poo Bach is trying to make it seem like he’s the effing hero! I HATE HIM. HATTTTTTE HIMMMMMMM. THE WORST.
10:29 Chris Harrison seems to think that Poo-Poo Bach hurt America. Oh Chris Harrison. I just had to rewind—basically Poo-Poo is saying that when he rejected Molly, what she said as he walked her to the car, what she said, “made his [feelings] start growing.” Oh man, Chris Harrison just asked if he could look Ty in the eye and be proud. HA. Ty is probably sooo confused. All these chicks looked the same. Ewww, he just described Melissa as “the ultimate wife.” I would feel kind of insulted by that. Especially since the way he described “the ultimate wife” is so lame. Chris Harrison just read a quote from Melissa, since she declined to be on the show—very classy.
10:34 Time for Sloppy Seconds time in the spotlight! The one thing that seems genuine about Molly’s response last night is the way she keeps looking at Chris Harrison like she might be going nuts with what she is hearing. RE: Eyebrows as Bachelorette—My friend Zoe just said, “America isn’t ready for Eyebrows. We can handle a Canadian.” EYEBROWS in 2010!
10:40 Please Molly. You didn’t ever consider NOT taking Jason back. Also, I just do not believe she and him weren’t talking. So, six weeks have passed, a few weeks were spent “discussing” everything, and now they’re in love? If he proposes and she says yes, she is a fool. After the break, the happy couple tell us about their life together! Also after the break, Amelia barfs!
10:46 Poo-Poo totally has a ring in his pocket. I know it. Um seriously Chris Harrison? The person for whom it sucks going through this in public is Melissa. UGH. These people don’t regret anything? They don’t regret effing Melissa over? On NATIONAL TV? UGH. HATE HATE HATE. Ewwww, they’re in loveeeeeeeeeee, blahhhhhhh, ickkkkkkkk. BARF. They talk allll nighttttt long. Yeah, tal k with his teeny penis and her vagina. UGH. I mean, I have to say that Poo-Poo should have picked Molly from the get-go. It was obviously who he wanted. But the way they went about it is BS. So sick. I hate that Poo-Poo is talking about his actions as if he was SO brave. Okay, so I was wrong. No proposal. Whatever. Only because Poo-Poo didn’t want to pop the question three times in 365 days. Betcha he proposes soon. And then they break up. Obviously. NEXT UP! THE BACHELORETTE IS ANNOUNCED!
10:53 So my friend Zoe just reminded me that ABC gifted DeAnna and Jesse with a trip to Greece. What do Poo-Poo and Sloppy Seconds get? A leftover prop from the show, in the form of a tent.
10:54 Who’s the Bachelorette? DUM DUM DUMMMMM…here she comes…JILLIAN!!!! WOOHOOOOO!!!!! They had better cast some hot pieces of bachelor ass for her. She is sooo cute! Just think of all the fashion moments we will have! Driving gloves! Yellow shoes! HOORAY!!!! Love her. I love her as much as I loved Meredith, who got rejected by Bachelor Bob before becoming Bachelorette. Jillian deserves a Ryan-caliber of hotness. Bring it ABC. BRING IT.
10:57 You’ll make the right choice the first time Jillian. So long as you don’t let ABC dictate your actions! Oh my god! Starting MAY 18! Put it on your calendars ladies! Eww, Poo-Poo and Sloppy outtakes. Why is Jason drinking white wine? Ugh. That grosses me out. HATE THEM.
SO GLAD to be done with Poo-Poo and Sloppy, y’all. See you in May when we watch Jillian pick from what will hopefully be a gaggle of insane hotness with nary a Papa Bach in sight!
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LadieBug
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 08:41 pm: [report]
I feel so left out because I don’t watch the show!!
scb197
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 08:50 pm: [report]
So what’s he gonna reveal on the FINAL episode! What’s your vote in the poll Amelia?
Amelia
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 08:53 pm: [report]
I think he’s going to propose.
Jamie Lee
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 08:56 pm: [report]
cosign on the proposal…he is a proposing fool
TexasGirl
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 08:58 pm: [report]
I agree on the proposal, maybe 3rd time is a charm for him.
Jamie Lee
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 08:59 pm: [report]
i am 95% ashamed of myself for staying up for this tonight…but i really can’t wait to see what happens
dudette
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:00 pm: [report]
I think the host hates Jason
scb197
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:00 pm: [report]
i feel like they already broke up…just a gut though.
Jamie Lee
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:01 pm: [report]
i was so happy that i was going to have monday nights free again, but i think i might start watching dancing with the stars…lame, i know, but i really want to make out with maksim chmerkovsky…so its worth the torture of that show to watch him shake his amazing body
Simosa
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:01 pm: [report]
when does live blogging start?
scb197
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:01 pm: [report]
Jamie Lee…it’s that 5% that keeps ya goin
TexasGirl
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:02 pm: [report]
Can’t we just get to the good stuff instead of re-capping his lame crap from last night. BTW, I read something today saying that he and Molly had been talking and she was aware of what was going to happen last night.
Naneenya
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:03 pm: [report]
Here it is - he decides that Molly just isn’t right - and he proposes to CHRIS!
STUNNING!
Jamie Lee
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:04 pm: [report]
omg i was drunk last night too so this all seems new to me!! he was really so unconvincing with the proposal…and also melissa seemed a lot sadder today then she did last night, last night all i was getting was the anger…that poor girl…i think her and jillian are bachelorette bff’s
TexasGirl
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:04 pm: [report]
@ Naneenya: But Chris says no to Jason and instead proposes to Melissa because he feels sorry for her.
Amelia
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:06 pm: [report]
Maybe Melissa and Molly should get together. They should really do a lesbian version of The Bachelorette.
scb197
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:07 pm: [report]
according to realitysteve, the bachelorette will be jillian.
Jamie Lee
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:07 pm: [report]
didn’t they do that on vh1??
TexasGirl
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:07 pm: [report]
That’s it!! Maybe you’re on to something Amelia! They should have brough in Tila Tequila to really shake things up!
Jamie Lee
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:08 pm: [report]
jillian is def going to be the bachelorette…melissa is just way too hurt right now to put herself through this again (this is total speculation of course, but I would be shocked if she was the bachelorette)
scb197
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:09 pm: [report]
who the hell is kari?!
Simosa
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:09 pm: [report]
YOOO HOOOO. Are we not liveblogging this somewhere? I’m stranded in another country counting on you ladies
NdlovukaziThor
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:09 pm: [report]
That’s it for the Bachelorettes? Lame!
Jamie Lee
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:10 pm: [report]
it seems like a lot of the girls really liked melissa…not so much molly
scb197
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:11 pm: [report]
enough guts? does anyone else think it’s complete #&@$% that he dumped melissa on national television.
LadieBug
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:11 pm: [report]
Simosa, it’s at the top… Before the poll
NdlovukaziThor
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:12 pm: [report]
Yeah, I wouldn’t call that “integrity”.
MelissaS
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:12 pm: [report]
Comments from the audience like this really make me think of Maury or Jerry Springer!
Simosa
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:13 pm: [report]
oh thank god.
Naneenya
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:15 pm: [report]
Thank you, man in green!
scb197
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:15 pm: [report]
think the audience will cheer or boo him?
NdlovukaziThor
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:15 pm: [report]
I can’t stop staring at the hair standing straight up above Eyebrows’ forehead. These ladies do the wackiest things with their hair.
Simosa
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:17 pm: [report]
i’m like the blind waiting on the boozed.
Amelia
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:17 pm: [report]
Eyebrows is wearing SO MUCH makeup. If I didnt love her so much, as is, I would want to give her a makeunder.
NdlovukaziThor
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:19 pm: [report]
Simosa - it’s just a bunch of crap commercials and random audience opinions so far… reeeeeeeeeally exciting!
TexasGirl
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:20 pm: [report]
Are you kidding me? They clapped for him? EH!!
NdlovukaziThor
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:21 pm: [report]
Yeah, follow the flaming dog turd of a heart. Cad.
scb197
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:22 pm: [report]
yeah…pretty surprised with the welcoming committee…
MelissaS
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:24 pm: [report]
Come on, shouldn’t he get at least a few boos?
TexasGirl
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:25 pm: [report]
He goes in circles like a one legged duck in a pond.
MelissaS
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:26 pm: [report]
“Melissa is the ultimate wife” WTF?
NdlovukaziThor
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:27 pm: [report]
This is total rubbish.
Jamie Lee
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:28 pm: [report]
how can he honestly say he believes he did this with intergrity…OMG i am so pissed…
also my boyfriend just asked me if i want to move to UTAH…ummm wtf over
Amelia
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:28 pm: [report]
@Jamie Lee No. You don’t.
Naneenya
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:28 pm: [report]
It’s like someone told him “no matter what question is asked, always say, ‘I followed my heart’”.
Jamie Lee
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:30 pm: [report]
omg i know i don’t…i JUST moved back to NY last week to be closer to him and family LOL…random…man now he distracted me from my bachelor hatefest
NdlovukaziThor
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:31 pm: [report]
Ahh Jamie Lee… that’s the whole point of The Penis.
TexasGirl
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:33 pm: [report]
Does anyone else want to slap sense into Molly?? And that green dress does NOT look good on her.
scb197
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:33 pm: [report]
why’s he off to utah?
Naneenya
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:34 pm: [report]
Molly needs to go back to the bangs.
Jamie Lee
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:36 pm: [report]
he got offered a job out in utah…but he has a good job here…new york owns utah…
sorry utahans…you know its true
TexasGirl
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:36 pm: [report]
Yeah, I bet they ‘talked’ all night long.
NdlovukaziThor
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:36 pm: [report]
I think Molly is Eyebrows Jr. They have always looked so freaking weird.
scb197
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:37 pm: [report]
gonna go ahead and agree. ny rules. congrats to him though!
Jamie Lee
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:37 pm: [report]
i really like molly’s dress…ALOT…
TexasGirl
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:38 pm: [report]
I like the dress - just NOT on her.
NdlovukaziThor
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:39 pm: [report]
I concur.
scb197
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:40 pm: [report]
so molly knew going into this that it would all be very public. now she’s saying she shouldn’t be judged. pretty sure it comes with the package…
Amelia
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:40 pm: [report]
@Jamie Lee Are you in NYC?
scb197
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:41 pm: [report]
i know you didn’t ask, but i’m in nyc.
Jamie Lee
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:42 pm: [report]
i think that green dress would look good on me…man now i want to find a green dress…
Naneenya
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:42 pm: [report]
NYC all the way! woo!
NdlovukaziThor
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:43 pm: [report]
With your Jillians?
dudette
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:43 pm: [report]
haha i just watched the Jimmy Kimmel interview and Jason said he thinks someday he and Melissa will be friends and Jimmy just laughs and says NO YOU WILL NOT! I like how at least he gives him a good dose of reality. The world does not revolve around Jason and I think all of these women vying for him gave him the illusion that he can do no wrong.
Jamie Lee
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:44 pm: [report]
no, i live up near albany…i wish i lived in the city…if i didn’t have my kids i would live in the city…
also, because of this green dress, i have that damn barenaked ladies song about a million dollars in my head
TexasGirl
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:44 pm: [report]
Since NZ they’ve become BFF?? Thought they weren’t talking after NZ?
scb197
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:44 pm: [report]
lol bnl is a fun band
Naneenya
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:45 pm: [report]
This is grossing me out.
Jamie Lee
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:45 pm: [report]
omg a green dress with my jillians!!! omg good idea…i wonder if i could get a nice one before friday…
NdlovukaziThor
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:46 pm: [report]
THIS BLOWS
TexasGirl
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:46 pm: [report]
@ Jamie Lee: green dress and the Jillians = perfection!
NdlovukaziThor
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:47 pm: [report]
Haha get a green dress like the one Jillian wore with her Jillians! Don’t copy Molly!
Jamie Lee
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:48 pm: [report]
wasn’t jillian wearing a green dress with the jillians originally??
NdlovukaziThor
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:48 pm: [report]
Yes! I just said that!! hahahaha
TexasGirl
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:49 pm: [report]
Yes, she was.
scb197
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:49 pm: [report]
didn’t the adverts say there was some big surprise??
NdlovukaziThor
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:51 pm: [report]
As much as I love Jillian, I think she’s too good for this…
Amelia
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:53 pm: [report]
@NdlovukaziThor She is. But so was Meredith. And ultimately, WE deserve a Bachelorette like Jillian. And I am selflish.
TexasGirl
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:53 pm: [report]
I like that she just said she’s not a good actress!! (Neither were Molly and Jason!)
Jamie Lee
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:55 pm: [report]
i can’t believe this roller coaster ride is over…
may 18th, can’t wait!!
NdlovukaziThor
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 09:55 pm: [report]
Her Can-eh-dian ways of saying things will be entertaining. Maybe she will make all her guys eat hot dogs before handing out roses, too.
Not each other’s, though.
Angie57
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 10:06 pm: [report]
Hurray for another Bachelorette! 25 hot men for us to drool over! This will be way better than the Bachelor. Is it just me or is ABC dropping their standards for choosing Bachelors? The last few have been total disappointments.
Simosa
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 10:11 pm: [report]
okay. all the way from Hong Kong ladies - it was so fun watching through your eyes since I can’t view it here. - Such a fun group of girls. Go The Frisky.
thanks Amelia. Your comments are so funny! especially all the ick and barfing parts.
Debbie
wrote on March 4 2009 @ 12:28 am: [report]
Melissa is too beautiful, too good,sweet & real for Jason.
She appeared to be the perfect girl, but Jason obviously wanted another mom for himself thus ended up w/ Molly, whom he states challenges him. Sounds more like she leads him around & tells him what to do next.
Very disappointed that J. could let Molly go, break down in tears over it with such hesitations and 2 minutes later profess his love for Melissa, giving her an engagement ring & telling her that he loves her with all of his heart. Then Oops! I made a mistake, I love Molly. What a jerk. You don’t get engaged to a sweet girl & include her in your future and then a few weeks later walk away from your commitment. After what he did to Melissa, no doubt he’ll probably dump sucker Molly for yet a 2nd time. Unless that is she doesn’t “LET” him. LOL
Get over him Melissa, keep running the other way & don’t look back. You’re better off without him. He had everyone fooled that he had it all together, but in reality is just another weasel. Your prince charming will find you when the time is right.
bizzy
wrote on March 4 2009 @ 05:02 am: [report]
I am thrilled that Jillian will be the next Bachelorette! GO TEAM CANADA!
Yellow
wrote on March 4 2009 @ 06:39 am: [report]
Yeah, so I was definitely sleeping an hour before this even started, and I’m so sad that I didn’t get to comment with all y’all! But I am so excited for May 18! JILLIANNNN! I’d better break in my shoes by then.
Also, Jamie Lee, I love your new boxed wine pic. Solidarity, sister!
Jamie Lee
wrote on March 4 2009 @ 09:43 am: [report]
@Yellow
Yesssss!! Thank you!!
Box wine aka the official beverage of the Frisky Liveblog
Yellow
wrote on March 4 2009 @ 07:17 pm: [report]
I know I’m a day late on this, but does anyone else want to discuss how amazing Jillian must feel to 1) be the new bachelorette, and 2) to have AVOIDED all this crap that went on after she left?! I’m so glad she didn’t get sucked into this drama.