Liveblogging The Real Housewives Of Atlanta Reunion!
Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry
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5:45PM, Tuesday November 25th 2008
Check back here at 10pm 9pm lovelies! I’m going home to get mildly wasted so I can get through it.
8:59 Bring it on bitches. I am already loving NeNe’s new short cropped hair.
9:00 DeShawn has a saucy new ‘do too. And Kim’s wig looks fresh! Bwahaha, already a question about Kim’s age! 30, my ass.
9:02 Deep question about race—do you think they “represented” the black community well? Anderson Cooper thinks so! I love that NeNe is not surprised Anderson loves her. NeNe! NeNe! NeNe! Oh my god, I love these outtakes of NeNe.
9:05 How sad that Curtis just dropped her once the DNA test proved he wasn’t her Dad. NeNe an ex-stripper? Haha, she says she’s not an ex-stripper—she strips every night for Greg. You go girl! NeNe and Sheree really friends? I hope not.
9:06 NeNe we love your boobs too! With a bra and without!
9:08 God-given talent, my ass, Kim. Devil-awarded curse is more like it. Um, album out in January? Self-released, I’m sure. Kim is going to get REAMED this show. Oh NeNe, I worship you.
9:09 Big Poppa! Spill it! On-again/off-again? Please. Off-again. Legally married? Ha! I want to know who Big Poppa is. I mean, I know who he is. “Close your legs to married men!” Whoa, NeNe. She is on FIRE tonight.
9:11 NeNe scares me. I’m glad she’s my friend. Oh wait, she’s not. But I think she would like me. NeNe could beat my ass, and Kim’s, and that host’s too. Trashy hooker? Wow, NeNe seems to think Big Poppa wanted to be anonymous, but Kim says she chose to keep him a secret. This is amazing. And we’re only at the first commercial. Renew Bravo! Renew!
9:16 Sweet, Kim is going to talk about her hair. She claims to have been very sick, lost weight, her hair fell out, and a “doctor friend” told her she had cancer. She says she wouldn’t choose to wear a hairpiece. Her signature growing up was her beautiful hair! Okay, this is mean, but I don’t believe her. Oh and yeah, she didn’t have cancer. BTW. I love how she dropped that in at the end. She had “other stuff” going on. What was the other stuff? This is really sketchy. I think Kim lost her hair from bleaching it so much—that was the other stuff that was going on. Such a big liar.
9:19 I came up with a nickname for DeShawn! DeYAWN. DeYAWN. Good right? Cause she is BORING. Her husband is hot though. I am DeYAWNing.
9:21 Sheree blew off everything and everybody because she is a self-absorbed bitch. HATE. I would rather spend three hours on the phone with DeYAWN then sit next to Sheree for five minutes.
9:22 Okay, I didn’t realize Lisa was hyper. Because to me she was always almost as boring as DeYAWN. Lisa, I think, is mainly just loud. She’s nice though. I don’t have a problem with her. But she could leave the show and I wouldn’t notice. I feel like she’s trying to make herself seem more interesting on this reunion. Maybe she knows Kim and NeNe stole the spotlight. Also, she doesn’t know how to use the phrase “water under the bridge.”
9:25 Something tells me Lisa’s husband Ed has no interest in “Bruce.” Unless he’s on the DL. Oh look, after the break, Kim rats out Lisa for telling her about NeNe’s song in the limo. I knew it! I knew it!
9:30 Ugh, Sheree. What is happening with her sweater? Her big ol’ bang is terrible. Oh God, I cannot wait for NeNe to spit all over She By Sheree. Pee By Sheree. She-ugly By Sheree. S%&t By Sheree. Kim is a suck up. Obviously. She by Sheree will hit your local J.C. Penney’s in Fall 2009! Is that factual? That most designers don’t sketch or sew? I’m pretty sure most of them sketch. Sew, maybe not. But sketch? Yeah. What’s a gold digger? STFU Sheree. You know what a gold digger is. Is Sheree a lez maybe?
9:35 Okay, so if I was naked and there was a fire and I had two seconds to snatch an outfit from Kim’s pile of clothes and NeNe’s pile of clothes, I would take NeNe’s tight ass jersey dresses over Kim’s school girl skirt. So NeNe and Sheree WERE friends and then they had a blowout before the show and then the whole thing with the party happened. Interesting. I want a deeper back story. NeNe doesn’t like it when people hear rumors and don’t come to her to confirm them.
9:38 NeNe is not backing down. I mean, she talks smack, but Sheree does the same and masks it as being “classy.” Lucca wants to know if Bravo is marketing “Team NeNe” shirts for dogs.
9:43 NeNe and Kim’s friendship did fall apart over night. It’s that damn Sheree. I think Kim wanted the smoke blown up her butt by Sheree, and Sheree was blowing it just to piss off NeNe. Ooooh, Kim is talking crap on NeNe’s foundation. Don’t go there Kim! Can we discuss her watch BTW? Tacky and fugs.
9:47 Oof, Kim says Lisa told her about NeNe’s crap-talking. Lisa is denying it and saying Kim is a habitual liar that needs medication. Oh and Lisa says that Kim talks crap on Sheree! I love this. As usual, DeYAWN has nothing to offer or say.
9:49 Of course Sheree is quiet. She is way, way slyer than that. Oooh, NeNe says that Kim’s “chicken” comment was racist. Okay, NeNe, I love you, but that is pushing it. The ladies are moving on, it seems.
9:51 DWIGHT!!! YAY! Dreadful. Just dreadful. NeNe thinks Sheree is a bigger diva. I might actually agree. Although, his hair is DREADFUL. Oh man, Dwight is soooo taking Kim down a notch on her hair. HARSH.
9:54 Dwight loves his toolbox. Oh Dwight. Why aren’t they drinking their cocktails by the way? I have had two glasses of wine in the last 54 minutes. By the way, wasn’t there supposed to be an actual physical fight, as in coming to blows? Is that gonna happen after the break or did they edit it out?
9:59 NeNe and Lisa are working on a domestic violence book together. DeYAWN is in, yawn, school. Kim is working on her fake album and Sheree is working on S**t by Sheree. Can’t wait for next season!
I can’t handle liveblogging the first episode of “The Real Housewives of Orange County” this week, but feel free to use this thread as an open forum for chatting about the episode! I’ll be back next week to talk all about these blond foolios who have a LOT to live up to after the ladies of Atlanta.
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Annika Harris
wrote on November 25 2008 @ 07:58 pm: [report]
NeNe’s hair looks nice!
Annika Harris
wrote on November 25 2008 @ 07:59 pm: [report]
I can’t stand Sheree.
Annika Harris
wrote on November 25 2008 @ 08:01 pm: [report]
I don’t think it was their job to represent the black community. We all don’t think and act alike.
Amelia
wrote on November 25 2008 @ 08:04 pm: [report]
@Annika Harris I hate questions like that too. So obnoxious. Nobody asks white people if they’re representing the white community.
Annika Harris
wrote on November 25 2008 @ 08:06 pm: [report]
Kim is a LIAR! Dallas Austin revealed all.
Amelia
wrote on November 25 2008 @ 08:10 pm: [report]
The thing is, Kim seems to think she just had “work” to do on her voice—but she sang like a person who just plan CANNOT LEARN to sing. Singing abilities are something you’re born with. It’s not like learning to play an instrument—you’re born with the instrument or you’re not. Kim was not.
Annika Harris
wrote on November 25 2008 @ 08:12 pm: [report]
NeNe was about to open a can on Kim. I expected her to snatch off her earrings. Do you notice how Sheree is conveniently sitting back and not coming to her friend’s aid? Or at least trying to calm Kim down?
Annika Harris
wrote on November 25 2008 @ 08:15 pm: [report]
As a cancer survivor, I find all of this rather comical.
Amelia
wrote on November 25 2008 @ 08:17 pm: [report]
Sheree is a behind the scenes conniver. Also, I love that you said “open a can”. I haven’t heard “open a can o’ whoop ass” in so long. I am gonna revive that.
Annika Harris
wrote on November 25 2008 @ 08:17 pm: [report]
DeYawn! Hahahaha.
Annika Harris
wrote on November 25 2008 @ 08:23 pm: [report]
Is that one of She by Sheree’s designs? That neckline looks like she hired the same seamstress.
Amelia
wrote on November 25 2008 @ 08:24 pm: [report]
To the four people who rated this blog post—register and start commenting. Annika and I seem like two crazy ol’ ladies in here.
connlu
wrote on November 25 2008 @ 08:27 pm: [report]
who do you think will be back next season
Annika Harris
wrote on November 25 2008 @ 08:28 pm: [report]
All of them!
Annika Harris
wrote on November 25 2008 @ 08:33 pm: [report]
I’m really loving NeNe new hairstyle and hair color!
Amelia
wrote on November 25 2008 @ 08:36 pm: [report]
NeNe looks AMAZING. It’s a very chic look.
Annika Harris
wrote on November 25 2008 @ 08:49 pm: [report]
Dwight, shake that weave, honey!
Annika Harris
wrote on November 25 2008 @ 08:53 pm: [report]
They weren’t drinking it b/c they knew Bravo didn’t spring for expensive champagne. I wish I had some wine.
cashay
wrote on November 25 2008 @ 09:12 pm: [report]
kim is a want be sister
Amelia
wrote on November 25 2008 @ 09:14 pm: [report]
These O.C. chicks look like they might melt under a hot sun.
cashay
wrote on November 25 2008 @ 09:19 pm: [report]
Sheree is not a woman she man and we all know it…..
Amelia
wrote on November 25 2008 @ 09:31 pm: [report]
Um, Shane is a hot little republican minor league baseball player. Yum.
darkkhild
wrote on November 25 2008 @ 09:51 pm: [report]
I think the show was better than I expected it to be in the beginning but I have one question WHY is Kim on the show if she is not a WIFE???? why isn’t big poppa’s wife on the show.She can’t sing and I pray Dallas Austin don’t put his name behind a none talent like that…what a crying shame….She sounds HORRIBLE! and I hate when fake broads always saying they real…..you a botox broad with fake boobs and fake hair…..where in that is real?????somebody please help me out with that one….Sheree where do I start from jump she seemed like a wanna be…yes you have money but it was Bob’s money and no matter what you do he is still involved since his funds pay for it all.With out him your still nothing…really not all that cute Lisa,Nene and DeShawn look better than her. And that fashion was like Kim’s singing….Horrible…let me ask another question…if she was really Kim’s friend and they both so “REAL” why you sitting there letting this woman make a fool of her self telling her she has a beautiful voice???? And if you thought it was beautiful something wrong with your ears….I have nothing negative to say about anyone else except that what Lisa did was shady…going telling Sheree about the song…but she did apologize and hey Nene was right she can’t sing so it’s not like she was spreading a lie.DeShawn keep ya head up…Lisa good luck and Nene stay real….she’s the ride or die friend. And I wish they would have let you get that botox broad….but hey you bigger than that…good luck with the foundation! Much love
The Spartan Sweetheart
wrote on November 25 2008 @ 10:38 pm: [report]
I am just watching this for the first time but…TEAM NENE!
The Spartan Sweetheart
wrote on November 25 2008 @ 10:51 pm: [report]
I’m in love with Dwight! His critique of Kim’s weave…hilarious!
Onotse
wrote on November 26 2008 @ 12:14 am: [report]
i second that emotion about kims hair. i mean whatever is wrong with her hair cant be worse than cancer so why doesnt she just spill the beans. it makes her look even more suspect. and to her chicken comment about the bbq i thought it was kinda racist. plus when my bf who is white saw the clip he was like that is totally racist. either way, i looovvee the atlanta version of this series and am praying for more!! btw i love dwight, im sure he’ll be back next season.
Takayna Q
wrote on November 26 2008 @ 12:53 am: [report]
I don’t remember which girl said that she didn’t get why people had a problem with her money and lifestyle. It was, in her words"God given”.
My question (which can’t be answered ‘I don’t know’, cuz I’m askin for her opinion) is ...
What (in your opinion) does God see in your soul that leads him to give you the riches and the ability to shop, have big houses, partys and servants? What in your soul does God see that says “I will give her these riches instead of MILLIONS of other souls on this earth”?
Please state your opinion of what you suspect makes you uniquely worthy of money that is “God given”.
Montana Mom
wrote on November 26 2008 @ 01:23 am: [report]
Love your commentary! It is spot on. I first started watching RHWofATL and thought it was a total waste of time. After two episodes, however, I was hooked. Most of their lives seemed like such train wrecks that my simpler and far less lavish lifestyle looks so much more desirable. Money does NOT buy class! I must say that NeNe totally grew on me…I was just loving her by the end of the season. Oddly enough, given my initial impression of her, she seems to have the most poignant things to say. NeNe is a character, and she seems happy and real. She looked gorgeous with her sassy new ‘do. DeYawn is a bit boring, but that just means she is not a drama queen. She seems quite sweet, actually. I really felt badly for Kim tonight, although she completely had it coming. Looks like she watched herself on TV the way we all did and was rather embarrassed. Judging from the brief cameo her soon-to-be ex-husband made in the show, Sheree earned all those 7 figures in her divorce. She is awful, but he seemed scary. Incidentally, my sister-in-law lives in Atlanta (Buckhead)and says none of these women actually live in Atlanta! More Dwight in Season 2.
lilo
wrote on November 26 2008 @ 06:08 am: [report]
I’m with you. Sheree’s bang is terrible! As is her ripped shoulder sweater. Maybe Kim just has ugly hair underneath that wig. That can make you cry too.
Simosa
wrote on November 26 2008 @ 06:53 am: [report]
Amelia - your liveblogging rocked. I didn’t catch the show and I don’t know how it could be better than your comments.
God's Gift
wrote on November 26 2008 @ 07:20 am: [report]
Looking at the show, I think that Deshawn is right what God has given her and her family is theirs. Who can judge. “To whom much is given Much is required”. We don’t know why God gave it to her, so instead of judging ask God what can you do to get yours!!!! I say, You go Girl!!!!!
HitOrMissJudy
wrote on November 26 2008 @ 07:23 am: [report]
I need to know more about Kim’s big fake hair. I think she probably just has crappy hair and likes the way her wig looks. Maybe there’s a lot of pressure to have big hair in the south. I’m from Jersey so I can relate! But pulling out the faux cancer scare? You lose your hair when you have chemo—after you’re officially diagnosed and being treated. Hair loss isn’t a symptom of any kind of cancer I ever heard of.
Sheree’s bang was very distracting, though Dwight’s hideous extensions extravaganza was way worse.
God's Gift
wrote on November 26 2008 @ 07:32 am: [report]
I just want to say to Sheree, you need to come down off that cloud you are on. If you were as real as NeNe you would have it going on. NeNe represents reality and Sheree represents fantasy. Kim is just sickening and Lisa you are cool. Even though I don’t think you should have said anything to Sheree about the song, you stepped up and apologized. I love the show and look forward to next season.
connlu
wrote on November 26 2008 @ 08:57 am: [report]
please tell me who Big Poppa is everyone seams to know but me
connlu
wrote on November 26 2008 @ 08:59 am: [report]
Love NeNe real person….
Wene
wrote on November 26 2008 @ 10:46 am: [report]
Oh my GOD! Sheree has a serious problem. She is so fake and doesn’t seem to be a very good person. Instead of speading money on herself she needs to get braces for her son.
Poor Kim. She didn’t stand a chance with the sistas. She tried to hold her own but quickly realize she was no match for NeNe.
The reason I liked NeNe so much is because she was the only one who seems to be real and not putting on an act for the cameras. You go girl!
Bricks23
wrote on November 26 2008 @ 10:51 am: [report]
This show has some crazy bitches!!!! Why on earth would anybody think that it is cool or funny when one friend is bad mouthing another…some friend NeNe is…shoot with friends like that you don’t need enemies!!!!! It’s seems like Deshawn and Lisa are down for that dumb #&@$%…Lisa told Sheree in confidence, who in turn told Kim and how does that make Kim the bad person…everyone in the limo had a good laugh at Kim’s expense…NeNe’s a bad bitch and Sheree is a trouble maker and Lisa is trying to make herself feel better for spreading gossip and trying to act like she don’t like that type #&@$%…whatever!!!! Thanks for making black women look like a bunch of back stabbing stupid bitches!!!! HEY, BUT THAT’S WHAT SELLS T.V.!!!!
stlhousewife
wrote on November 26 2008 @ 11:38 am: [report]
Like everyone, I too loved Ne Ne; but does she really keep it real? I think that instead of listening to Kim’s music samples and saying, “yeah I can see this one”, she should have told her right then…that she could not sing and that no one will like any of those songs she planned on putting out. Ne Ne was also unreal when she talked about Kim in the limo. That was a low blow and instead of doing it behind her back she could have told her that maybe she should find interest in something else. Kim went for singing because no one was real enough to tell her that she just doesn’t have the talent. We’ve all watched American Idol, those people who leave crying (with no yellow ticket) are really convinced that they have talent and are good singers, and the parents and friends are there not telling them the truth. It’ really sad. That’s Kim’s talent in a nutshell.
DeShawn gives women with money a bad look. She looks useless, unintelligent,and seems like an uninvolved parent. Not hating but, if you got it like that why aren’t you cooking a home cooked meal for your husband and kids? I also found that her foundation doesn’t earn much money, and she does not hire people with the right credentials to get the foundation to a level that she brags about. Check rip off report.com, her foundation is on there. For someone who understands what it’s like to come from nothing she seems really self absorbed and unaware of what goes on in the real world. You can’t just have an idea and then think it will come together with little effort, and the effort that was but forth was in such little time. Honestly, she seems like she plays tooooo much. Nothings real about her.
I especially loved Lisa, becaue although she lives a fabulous lifestyle, she works, has hobbies, takes care of her child and husband, and does not spend carelessly, I think that she understands that they have to have soemthing to fall back on when her husband retires. She is absolutely not a housewife, she superwoman. She’s beautiful, smart, and well rounded. Lisa did come off really fake a couple of times though. Why laugh at something that your gonna have a problem with, or that you claim your not use to. When Ne Ne was tripping in the limo, her reaction would have been shock instead of laughter. Everyone laughed so no one should have repeated what was said.
Shree, Shree, Shree, now she is the example of what a mid-life crisis is. Everything she says is almost like she’s trying to convince herself. I loved it when Micheal told her if she had less grandness she would have time to focus on her designs. I don’t really think she caught what he was telling her. What I heard from Micheal was, get over yourself and put in some real time with your designs and quit playing. She didn’t seem like she knew what she was talking about when it came to designing, and besides that she didn’t even pick out her fabrics. So sad. Sheree is beautiful, but her attitude really takes away what God blessed her with, there’s not substance behind her, which is probably why she’s going through a divorce. Maybe she really wants to be with a woman. I can she it in her.
I really think Kim is a high priced whore, but who can be mad at that, researchers have said that the men think of their prostitutes as having a second wife. If she can do some tricks and get six figures out of a man, I say she should start charging so we all can know her secrets. There is nothing attract about kim and for someone to spend out on her like that makes me think I am missing out on some well kept sex secret known by all whores. And 29, more like 45. Big poppa is married which is why she won’t say his name, so at least she’s a respectful whore, she listens to what daddy says and makes sure wifey doesn’t find out about her. She’s a really good whore, let’s cut her some slack. And yes, the wig is dreadful, each episode I wish I can jumped through the screen and yank it off her head!!!!
connlu
wrote on November 26 2008 @ 02:39 pm: [report]
Why is everyone talking this show so seriously ? Its REALITY TV If they kept it true to life it would probably be to boring for anyone to watch..Agree ?
Bricks23
wrote on November 26 2008 @ 02:52 pm: [report]
Total agreement….like i said this sells T.V.
connlu
wrote on November 26 2008 @ 03:09 pm: [report]
It’s not a race thing any woman thats acts this way, be they black or white is not a classy person..you cannot buy class you are either born with it or hopefully someone in your life shows you by example how to be that way, would be interested in knowing more about there upbringing…wonder how there MaMa’s feel about the way they act..My bet would be NOT PROUD!
whoisloveinu
wrote on November 27 2008 @ 10:08 pm: [report]
lisa if your last name is wou then your just a golddigger.
weren’t you married to kieth sweat. and you use to date teddy rilley. my bad if this is not the same lisa. im from la so of course you can stay at home i was a house wife in california and in n.c. and my husband just had a regular job. but now he is a dead beat father nate harvey and a lier and an habbitual at that. but im a child of GOD so i see what you do in life it comes back to you ten times. and like i said im sorry if i have the wrong lisa i used to date your brother. if this is the same lisa.
sherri500
wrote on November 27 2008 @ 11:26 pm: [report]
Sheree, A fashion show with no clothes… ha ha ha, too funny.
Kim, a person with no morals or values… a high class whore. What part of married doesn’t she understand. OMG her singing voice sounds like she is in pain… please stop singing. Crack in the foundation… ha ha ha Kim sickens me, there is more than a crack in that foundation. Did you see the look on Sheree’s face when Kim spelled CAT… KAT??? That was hilarious LOL That was priceless.
NeeNee, Keeping it real??? Talking behind peoples back is not keeping it real.
Where do you guys find these people?... do they relize… they have to live the rest of their lives with this reputation they have portrayed on TV?
All in all… It was in interesting show
givemeabreak
wrote on November 28 2008 @ 05:20 pm: [report]
If hear “just keeping it real” I think my head will explode.
how about this reality NENE you have a second grade education
the letter you wrote to Curtis looks like a Five year old wrote it.You are an idiot so you cover it up by putting everyone else down around you. You ask a stupid question at the dinner with your poor husband there asking Kim “what happened what went wrong”,are you that stupid when you put down people and your so called friends behind their back what the h_ll do you think would go wrong. You are all just a bunch of gold digging whores and I feel sorry for your kids that have to see this and have people say look their goes the daughter or son of that whore on TV. To be drinking and driving and drinking with your kids around social services should take them from you. to give a 5000 dollar birthday party to your daughter Kim when she would probably just want some quality time with her mom and not drunk or smoking.Just remember when the money is gone it is hard to live on the streets just ask most sports stars that are washed up after 5-10 years and then before you know it the money is gone and guess what you are just like us common folk. Maybe you can go back and get your GED.just remember NENE most black children say 70% don’t know who their fathers are and that is the problem start by example and take responsibility for your children and ladies you don’t have to have a child with every man you meet.Sheree you had a child at age 13 are you kidding me. You say you are so happy that your soon to be ex will see your success with your clothing line without his input except his MONEY are you kidding me and you could see the holes in your carpet that you tried to cover up with a rug when you were speaking with the fashion guy. You and the rest of you are fake and a poor example for other Black women that work hard and get an education and make a real difference in life. Look at Condi Rice she is a real role model.
Proverbs31wife
wrote on November 29 2008 @ 05:06 pm: [report]
I was wondering if anyone knows the ages of these beauties?
connlu
wrote on November 29 2008 @ 07:33 pm: [report]
To Old for Color T.V. I know that….
Shag
wrote on November 29 2008 @ 09:24 pm: [report]
I’m so sick of hearing Lisa threaten violence! What gives her the right to threaten another person like that?!! I had originally thought that she was a very admirable person, but after seeing her threaten to flip Kim over “that couch”, etc, etc, I see that she’s really just trash. Obviously, she doesn’t have the cognitive skills necessary to have heated discussions without resorting to threatening violence. Trash.
TRUE BLOOD LOVER
wrote on November 29 2008 @ 11:16 pm: [report]
I love this show.
kittkat
wrote on February 1 2009 @ 02:18 am: [report]
I love this show also I hope NeNe doesnt leave because she makes the show what it is!
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