As women, we spend countless hours hunting through Victoria’s Secret catalogs and scouring online websites for lingerie. Thongs, garters, and babydolls? So many options! Of course, there are products out there for men (as if garters, bras, and Spanx-like undershirts weren’t enough), but after perusing the goods, we think we’ll pass. James Bond didn’t even look manly in his baby blue terrycloth onesie in “Goldfinger,“and he’s a secret agent with a license to kill. Click through to see six more loungewear and lingerie monstrosities.
Satin and Lace Garter
Lace just doesn’t look hot next to hairy man legs.
lilo
wrote on February 7 2009 @ 06:55 am: [report]
I kind of like the hand-knit thong. Maybe I’ll ask my mother-in-law to knit one of those for Christmas.
outragesdale
wrote on February 7 2009 @ 10:47 am: [report]
I like my boys to look and act like boys, their balls peeking out of ill-fitting, scraggly, paper-thin boxer shorts from Hell and all.
CuteCora
wrote on February 7 2009 @ 01:34 pm: [report]
NOPE…NOPE…NOPE…..not sexy on a man .. Men are MEN..not lingerie pickin panzies..WTF…are you kidding me…I wear the lingerie in house ..(SNAP!!) LOL
eden
wrote on February 7 2009 @ 05:50 pm: [report]
I like a guy in stockings. They have absolutely no worries about their masculinity (and nice legs.)
Lykomancer
wrote on February 7 2009 @ 08:54 pm: [report]
Actually, I have to disagree. That first little lacy number? HOT, HOT, HOT.
...of course, I love crossdressing men. In fact, I’ve spent more on buying my boys pretty underthings—lace, silk, ribbons, the works—than I have myself—I’ll take the plain cotton panties, thanks.
par3
wrote on February 8 2009 @ 09:41 am: [report]
i’m impressed that some of you guys think this is hot! that’s some versatile thinking- it’s different for sure.
Chelle
wrote on February 9 2009 @ 08:02 pm: [report]
The elephant thong is hilarious! I would buy that for my man as a joke if it wasn’t too expensive. As for the rest of that stuff goes, maybe they’re marketing to cross-dressers.
melloe
wrote on February 11 2009 @ 03:11 pm: [report]
I actually don’t mind the booty-shorts too much; they look like what those models wear on RuPaul’s Drag Race and man are they HOT.