Levi Johnston, We Hardly Knew Ya

Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry Filed in: guys
3:30PM, Wednesday November 5th 2008

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Oh Levi. Will we ever see your handsome face again now that YOUR road to the Whitehouse is over? Something tells us your 18-year-old patience will not keep you around long enough for a potential Palin Presidential run in 2012, which is why we’re thinking about what you’re doing RIGHT NOW. After the jump, some of our theories about what’s currently on the young lad’s agenda.

Right now, Levi Johnson is…

Changing his Facebook status to “single.”

Huffing on a can of computer duster.

Calling up tattoo parlors and asking how much they charge to cover up a lady’s name with the American flag.

Joining a fraternity.

Hunting moose with his boyyyyyz.

Masturbating to the Nature channel.

Telling Bristol, “It’s not you, it’s me, baby.”

Selling his Republican National Convention suit on eBay.

Texting raunchy messages to Paris Hilton.

Crying.

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Tags: levi johnston, election 2008, bristol palin

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Kiki T
wrote on November 6 2008 @ 10:24 am: [report]

in his crystal meth lab

Alabama
wrote on November 6 2008 @ 10:00 pm: [report]

Counting his lucky stars

Alabama
wrote on November 6 2008 @ 10:08 pm: [report]

On second thought, Kiki’s onto something. If Levi clocks enough time in the meth lab he secures a spot on the Surreal Life in about 12 years. Of course, could probably save himself the headache and just join the boys of MTV’s Bromance. It’s win-win!