Legendary Thespian Penises: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly

newmakcity
wrote on July 1 2009 @ 11:50 am: [report]

I was at the test screening of Home At The End Of The World and it wasn’t the size of his member that had us psyched. They actually teased they would show it first and then finally showed it with him just standing there exposed. As I recall it was a dude from the block who yelled “Let’s see it!” at the screen. The movie just wasn’t interesting and anyone who’s been to the theater in the city knows when the audience gets restless, it gets silly. My friend and I were actually more surprised at the furfest he had going on…

_jsw_
wrote on July 1 2009 @ 01:32 pm: [report]

From the linked page: “‘It’s an absolute monster!’ revealed Judi Dench after she spied the penis of Casino Royale co-star Daniel Craig, changing clothes in the trailer opposite hers. “

I’d have to say that I’m impressed. My penis is completely unable to change clothes on its own.

CocoLemon
wrote on July 2 2009 @ 08:12 pm: [report]

I am so out of this sleaze site. Don’t know why I bothered registering.

Good riddance! Losers.

CocoLemon
wrote on July 2 2009 @ 08:15 pm: [report]

Oh, yeah. I prefer sites that discuss intellectual things. Why would I, as a married woman, care about ANY man’s penis?

You’re all broken down and pathetic.

likeOMGkbye
wrote on July 2 2009 @ 08:20 pm: [report]

wow coco, get a sense of humor and the giant stick outta your ass. Also, that high horse your on could use a rest.

Antiquity
wrote on July 2 2009 @ 08:25 pm: [report]

I’m pretty sure I’m not broken down nor pathetic… Wow. Coco you must really be sucking lemons. This is meant for fun. If you don’t like it don’t read it.

retro chic
wrote on July 2 2009 @ 08:56 pm: [report]

Simcha, darlin,’ if you’re gonna make me click thru all the pics, pleeeease make them of the intended subject matter. I feel quite taken.

@_jsw_:  haha, that one came from the dark side of your avatar, and is *quite* a visual. Tho, I’m sure it isn’t for lack of trying.

ps: CocoLemon: Did your husband just walk in in the room?

_jsw_
wrote on July 2 2009 @ 08:56 pm: [report]

@CocoLemon: I’d hope you’d at least care about your husband’s. You know, at least to some extent. But we could discuss celebrity penis size intellectually, if you’d like. Feel free to suggest a direction for the conversation, in Latin perhaps, or use mathematics.

_jsw_
wrote on July 2 2009 @ 09:09 pm: [report]

@retro chic: Thanks, and yes, it came from behind the moon, as it were. And yes, I’ve tried, but I can’t seem to put on anything more than a turtleneck. I’d mention “but it can pitch a tent”, except that’s probably too juvenile, and I’m striving to become intellectual.

Sara.B
wrote on July 4 2009 @ 05:59 pm: [report]

I agree with Retro Chic… Corpus Delicti, or in other words, show us the goods!

Dear Coco, It’s “The Frisky” and you where expecting what?

snap
wrote on July 4 2009 @ 06:01 pm: [report]

@coco, this site is largely for and about single girls.  no one wants you here anyway.

Iammina
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 09:48 pm: [report]

This is just one girls opinion but anything over six inches is a waste and can be uncomfortable. They are nice to look at, and admire from a safe distance, but who wants to see that poking up their belly like an Alien ready to burst through their skin. Been there and no thank you.  I think that an uncircumsized penis looks like a dog dick. Whats up with the UK, don’t they circumsize baby boys there because it is cost effective?

thatguy
wrote on July 30 2009 @ 02:40 pm: [report]

Funny post!

My 2c as a male… I have a ‘grower’; pretty unimpressive when unexcited, but grows to a few times the size when it’s having a good time.

Until I had a few good party years involving plenty of short term romances, I used to be very insecure about my size, mainly based on comparing in showers of the gym (and looking from the top on gives you a weird distortion anyway). With my lowest point probably being an examination at a doctor where a girl just a few years older than I was then, was looking over his shoulder, and it just retracted to the size of, well, not even half a pinky!

That all changed when I started sleeping with more women, and some experienced ones actually made remarks about my size and the fact that it’s a bit bent (which was another teen frustration which actually turned out the be a strength ). With some smaller shaped girls (they exist!) it was actually quite hard to get it going, and I had to be careful and stuff. Anyway, so here I am, someone who thought for a long time he was tiny, but actually turns out to be pretty well hung in action. Who knows, Jude Law might be a grower too!