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Legendary Rock Star Penises: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly

Posted by: Simcha Whitehill Filed in: galleries, guys
7:00AM, Thursday June 25th 2009

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David Cassidy

David Cassidy
Teeny bopper David Cassidy helped a lot of women “Come On, Get Happy.” They were glad to hop on his ride, like it was the Partridge family bus. He tooted his own horn in his biography:

“My brothers call me ‘Donk’—as in Donkey. People have talked about me being ‘blessed’ in my physique. The first time I met her she looked me up and down and said ‘I hear you’re a monster. I want to meet the monster.’ Well, I decided that if I had it, there wasn’t any point in just keeping it in the holster all the time.”

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CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on June 25 2009 @ 07:12 am: [report]

Sizequeens, blearrrgh.

Riley
wrote on June 25 2009 @ 07:20 am: [report]

From the tags I don’t see the most infamous wiener of the celeb-porn tape era. What about Tommy Lee?

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on June 25 2009 @ 07:21 am: [report]

@Riley: He’s in there.

brandyalexander
wrote on June 25 2009 @ 07:22 am: [report]

Wow, Jessica Simpson is meaner than I realized.

Riley
wrote on June 25 2009 @ 07:26 am: [report]

@Cheese, ok. Just couldn’t bring myself to thumb-through 13 photos/blurbs.

jojo32
wrote on June 25 2009 @ 07:26 am: [report]

Gross and entertaining. Yay!

TOO_DOPE
wrote on June 25 2009 @ 11:52 am: [report]

6 inches in circumference?! OH MY, Mr. Hendrix!

bogart4017
wrote on June 25 2009 @ 12:43 pm: [report]

These dames commenting on penis size after a breakup are classless. Save that crap for your catty friends

fallenangel915
wrote on June 25 2009 @ 02:40 pm: [report]

I agree with ChEEEEeeese (damn you have a lot of E’s) about the size queen thing. I much prefer girth over length. Jimi would have been a little bit more my type in that area, but 6 inches? Dayum.

writergirl
wrote on June 25 2009 @ 03:25 pm: [report]

Well, I have a hard time believing Jessica Simpson actually knows what “small” is…I mean…she didn’t know if tuna was chicken or tuna, so how can she possibly be able to estimate inches?