Kiki T. Dishes The Pros & Cons Of Dating Each Astrological Sign
Posted by: Simcha Whitehill
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3:40PM, Wednesday September 23rd 2009
Our very own Astrosexologist Kiki T. is hotter than the nudie shots in the infamous Time Out New York Sex Issue. [Insert sizzle noise here.] Kiki is always cluing us in on what the week has in store for us, how the celebs we’re sweating like to get down, and answers our burning relationship questions. Now she’s mapped out the pros and cons of dating dudes via their astrological predisposition. So, when you say, “Hey baby, what’s your sign?” Kiki’s got your answer! Check out her chart after the jump!
Girl, you know it’s true! To get more astro-dirt from Kiki, you can check out the issue online at TimeOutNewYork.com.
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Riley
wrote on September 23 2009 @ 02:48 pm: [report]
Damn. I’m a robot.
BlueVibe
wrote on September 23 2009 @ 03:05 pm: [report]
S’ok. I’m primitive.
But tender. I wonder if that means emotionally tender, or well-steamed?
Humble Bee
wrote on September 23 2009 @ 03:19 pm: [report]
I like to think I’m exciting, in a relationship I do tend to be a bit selfish. I trained myself to be it because I used to be too nice and I got tired of being a passive push over. Oh and I dated a Leo, talk about TOO romantic and definitely entitled. He always though he deserved things for doing lame ass sh*t like writing I love you on post its’ and sticking them all over the place! THAT was annoying, I have to clean that up later, jack ass.
skywalk
wrote on September 23 2009 @ 03:26 pm: [report]
Let me tell you my husband is anything but predictable and he is a Taurus. He’s very very reliable and committed but he has crazy ideas and you never know what he is going to do next. I’m a Gemini and I always used to get bored in relationships, but its been 10+ years and I never know what he will do next, in a good way. I love how unpredictable he is!
effing hickster
wrote on September 23 2009 @ 03:29 pm: [report]
Intuitive but lazy. So I know what you want, but I’m too tired to get up and give it to you.
impoddity
wrote on September 23 2009 @ 03:47 pm: [report]
Playful yet fickle. It’s always fun an games, until I change my mind. Do try and keep up.
GreenAura
wrote on September 23 2009 @ 04:01 pm: [report]
@skywalk: I’m also married to a Taurus and we’ve also been together for 10 years. I can verify that he is anything but predictable. Ditto on the crazy ideas. I also notice that he bores easily and tries to “break away” from routine, but when he does, he wishes he had routine. It keeps me (a Scorpio) on my toes, which is hard to do. But my hubby is on the cusp of Gemini, so he definitely possesses those traits as well.
I don’t think I’m a cold person. I think people mistake my nonjudgment (is that a word?) for being cold. But yes, I’m pretty passionate. It doesn’t matter what it is… love, food, movies, causes, beliefs. I can be pretty intense.
Taurwen
wrote on September 23 2009 @ 04:48 pm: [report]
le sigh, I really am the worst Capricorn ever.
CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on September 23 2009 @ 06:13 pm: [report]
I’m a Leo, does that mean I’m entitled to some romance?
Also, Kiki gets a close up. Yummy.
canadiancutie
wrote on September 23 2009 @ 07:12 pm: [report]
Oddly enough, it’s true, Scorpios DO tend to be BOTH passionate, and cold simultaneously.
Am I robotic? Really? Me?
*sam*
wrote on September 23 2009 @ 08:50 pm: [report]
hmm, I’m natural but passive. Natural at what? Kissing? sure. Sex? maybe. Math? ha! being a smart a**? definitely.
The passive part is totally true though.
Erin G
wrote on September 23 2009 @ 09:35 pm: [report]
You know, being a Scorpio myself, I can totally see myself as passionate and cold. They seem like opposites at first to most people. But I guess it makes sense to me, being the actual sign.
PotteryGirl
wrote on September 23 2009 @ 09:39 pm: [report]
After dating two Cancers and having them both end in literally the same way (which in itself is odd), I find some truth in this.
lintilla
wrote on September 23 2009 @ 11:42 pm: [report]
Nonsense. From the above chart, here are the characteristics that apply to me at one time or another: tender, romantic, giving, natural, passionate, exciting, always improving, doting, intuitive, feisty, sensual, playful, primitive, entitled, needs direction, passive, cold, selfish, uptight, robotic, lazy, bossy, predictable and fickle. So… all of them. The majority can also apply to every single person I know. Not a very useful tool, then.
The only useful thing about astrology is that weeding out people who ask you your sign is a good way to avoid dating the highly credulous type.
But don’t listen to me. We Capricorns are skeptics.
skywalk
wrote on September 24 2009 @ 05:55 am: [report]
@impoddity: You know it!
I Go To 11
wrote on September 24 2009 @ 06:17 am: [report]
Hmmm…my fiance is a Pisces. He’s really not that lazy, though; I think I’m lazier than he is! As a Leo, I think I’m entitled to laziness.
My ex is a Sagittarius. Selfish doesn’t even begin to cover it.
megly
wrote on September 24 2009 @ 08:51 am: [report]
@I go to 11: As a Leo, I also feel entitled to laziness
SouthOC
wrote on September 28 2009 @ 05:26 pm: [report]
Life isn’t complicated enough? Now we’re making life decisions because from planet Earth stars that are a billion light years away from one another look like a bow and arrow?
Call me crazy, but I need something more substantial that…
By the way, I’m Scorpio, and Sh*t! I really am passionate and cold. Mother F***er!
mercurygirl
wrote on October 15 2009 @ 01:58 pm: [report]
@PotteryGirl:How so? I am dating a Cancer and (if you dated two, you know how they REFUSE to let you “in”) need all the advice I can get. Strange, he could be the one.