Add this to a list of things that make me want to puke, alongside tween thongs, padded tween bras, and Miss Bimbo—soft and snuggly hooker heels for your baby! Oh, but they’re supposed to be FUNNY. Yeah. No. I swear nipple tassles for toddlers aren’t far off. Better get on that idea quick! [Heelarious.com via DListed]